Taylor Swift- "Blank Space" Music Video Review

 

Man, Man, Man!!!! What an Interesting Video Taylor Swift Dropped called "Blank Space" where she in Love with a Man who breaks her Heart at the End, Basically Tall Glass of Champagne Taylor is Sweet Innocent and Lovey- Dovey in the Beginning, and than becomes a Rage Obsessed Jealous Girlfriend who wins at the End of the Video, Like She Smashes a Vintage Classic Car with a Fucking Golf Club!!!

While Viewing this video, everything was ok in the Start of the Video, but I could not get my Eyes off that Beautiful Car!!! I was basically Screaming at the Screen Stop Hitting that Gorgeous Car with that Nine Iron!!!! YOU BITCH!!!! STOP!!!! I wanted to cry, Hahahaha!!!

but Seriously there was no Reason to Go Ham Crazy on a Classic like that? Car's have Feelings like People you know? so Taylor stop being a Jealous Skank and Move on with you Rich Conceited Ass. God!!! That Poor Car.

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FlashBack Review: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) Movie Review

One Classic True Story, That never gets old, After picking up a traumatized young hitchhiker, five friends find themselves stalked and hunted by a deformed chainsaw-wielding killer and his family of equally psychopathic killers. Visiting their grandfather's house in the country are hunted and terrorized by grave-robbing cannibals. What a Cult Classic, I should say. Leatherface aka Thomas Hewitt scared the shit outta me as a Teenager, SERIOUSLY.

 That one scene when one of the Idiot's goes inside of the Hewitt house, Leatherface Leads him in with a Pig Squeal Noise, and then Rushes the Dude and Bashes his Head in with a Mallet, that Scene Traumatized me. Till this day, so many awesome Death scenes in this Film, is it wrong that I was extremely happy when the Handicapped Fat Dude got Murdered by Leatherface, I was like Yes!!! Die you Fat Mother Fucker Die, Annoying Bastard. Thank you for Dying, anyways "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" will always be one of those Horror Movies I will always watch on Halloween.

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FlashBack Reviews: Young Frankenstien (1974) Movie Review

In this spoof of Mary Shelley's Gothic tale, the grandson of Victor Frankenstein, a neurosurgeon, has spent his life living down the legend of his grandfather, even changing the pronunciation of his name. When he discovers his grandfather's diary, he begins to feel differently, and returns to the family castle to satisfy his curiosity by replicating his ancestor's experiments. In the process, he creates one very unique monster. 

LIFE!!! Give my Creation. LIFE!!!
YOU HEAR ME!!!

This Mel Brooks Movie is Corkey and Hilarious at the same time, I swear I must have seen this Classic more than Twenty times. SERIOUSLY!!! I know this movie from the very Start to Finish line for line. Gene Wilder will have your stomach Hurting out of Laughter, with unforgettable Quotes and Catch Phrases 

Marty Feldman was Extremely Funny with his one Liners

Hello. Frod-Rick?

Teri Garr was Humorous and Sexy with an ounce of Smartness

He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.

And Peter Boyle aka Frankenstien was off the Top Funny as Hell, with his Groans and Whimpers

I recommend watching this Movie own Halloween, because it just fits perfect for the Holiday and people will want to sit and watch it. If people have not seen this Movie Please Watch it!!! Trust me, you won't be Disappointed. If you like to Laugh be prepared because watching this film has too many laughs, even the Cast in the movie Smirk out of Laughter, you will notice these scenes if you watch this movie. Trust me, its very Funny. Good Job Mel Brooks for making such a great Film.

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FlashBack Reviews: Fight Club (1999) Movie Review

An insomniac office worker looking for a way to change his life crosses paths with a devil-may-care soap maker and they form an underground fight club that evolves into something much, much more... This Movie right Here is one of my Favorite Films of the 90's. Hands Down, Brad Pitt and Edward Norton were the Best Combination to ever be put in a Movie Together.

From the Beginning to The End of this Movie is Awesome, Unforgettable Quotes and Funny catch Lines. This film I would say is an Intellectual Psychotic Thrill Ride of Violence and Smart Humor put all together to make this Movie Insane and Never Forgotten.

In today's movies and cinematic culture, you don't see movies like Fight Club? You see only PG-13 kind of Shit which you already know whats gonna happen at the Beginning of the Movie. So Fucking Typical. This film have you confused like you can't believe? Like who would think of making a movie about an Insomniac who Invents an Imaginary Friend and Beats the living Shit outta himself? 

This movie is fucking Genius and under rated which is Messed up? Please Hollywood bring back Dope ass Movie like this or at least try to make some kind of Film that has this Kind of Style which puts your Brain in Straight Confusion and makes you think. I fucking Love Fight Club and Hope somewhere in the Future they make another Epic Movie like this one... Quote: "I am Jack's Broken Heart". What a Great Fucking Movie, Thank you for being Made....

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FlashBack Reviews: Ghostbusters (1984) Movie Review

Ghostbusters is the Greatest movie of all time, R.I.P Harold Ramis, who played Egon Spengler. He was the Guy with the Glasses who was Talking about the Twinkies in the Film. He was very cool in this movie, I would like to call Egon a Sarcastic Genius. this movie from Start to Finish pulls you in. Bill Murray aka
Dr. Peter Venkman, I love all his scenes in this film, his Sarcastic Humor is Fucking Great, But hands Down Dan Aykroyd aka Ray Stantz was The Best. I never seen anybody look so cool and Funny Smoking a Cigarette.

that's just my Opinion? His Scenes were my Favorite as Well. and I was told I kind of look like a Young Dan Aykroyd. very Similar Features. but Whatever. back to the reviewing this Awesome Movie about catching Ghosts. when I was Young I always wanted to be a GhostBuster. and catch Ghosts like Slimmer and The Skelerri Brothers.

Ernie Hudson aka Winston Zeddemore was also kind of funny, like his memorable line "I have seen Shit that will Turn you White" and "If someone asks if you are a God? you say Yes!!!".
man I could talk about this movie for hours with the cool Humor and Snappy Catch Phases. my All time favorite Scene is when they Battle The Giant Mr. Stay Puft Marshmallow man. that scene is Memorable.
SERIOUSLY I could never get Bored of watching this movie. if they ever think about making a GhostBusters 3 Film they need to go Hard. because the First Movie was the Best I have ever Scene. sorry that I did not mention the Second GhostBuster Movie. both movies were Awesome The First will always be the Best. thats just my thoughts about what I think. Good job Dan Aykroyd and Harold Ramis for writing and Acting in this Epic Movie. R.I.P again to Egon aka Harold Ramis.

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