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Showing posts with label Gore. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gore. Show all posts

Friday, January 9, 2015

FlashBack Review "Phantasm Trilogy (1979,1988,1994,1998)" Movie Review

Phantasm
The First Phantasm starts off with a boy named Mike, a young teenage boy who has just lost his parents,and is Fucking Scared to lose his brother. This fear causes him to follow his brother to a funeral, where he witnesses this Tall Man lift a Freaking 400 plus pound coffin on his own, If I seen shit like that? I would be like OK? I'm Straight and I need to be the Fuck out now, hahaha!!! This kid later on investigates and discovers a horrible world where the Tall Man, along with his flying Silver Balls, that kill and Drain peoples brains out by drilling and Sucking the insides of your skull out.
 This Fucking Tall Dude has these Midget Minions that are God damn Cannibals, come on how much more does this Freaking Bastard Have? Basically Mike, his brother Jody, and Reggie the ice cream man have to stop this Tall Man Fuck all by themselves. That Fucking Sucks!!!
Well the Second Phantasm Begins off with Twenty Something year old Mike, who is released from Psychiatric Hospital, when he agrees with his Doctor that the Terrible happenings in his past were just in his Imagination.which is Bullshit? once he's free and out of the Hospital, he contacts Reggie right the Fuck away on a Mission to team up to Hunt down and Eliminate this "Tall Man".
This Freak Plunders the Graveyards of The Dark Night and Abducts Corpses to Reanimate them into Zombies with the help of his Terrible Cannibal Gnome Midgets, Later something Strange about this girl who starts to appear in this dude Mike's dreams, and he see's her in danger and assumes she needs his help? so Mike and Reggie go back to where they Started from the Beginning to Kill this Tall Fuck, and long Behold Mike see's the Girl from his Dreams and is Destent to Help Her and Risk his life and His Friend Reggie. its a Never Ending Journey to Kill this Tall Man. JESUS  CHRIST!!!!
Now The Third Phantasm, The Tall Man, that Sonavbitch from the Morning side Mortuary, is back again haunting the thoughts of the now-adult Mike and his friend Ex-Ice Cream Man Reggie. The Two Friends continue their Never Ending Hunt once again for the Mysterious Tall Man, to End his path of Destruction, which they Encounter a variety of dangerous and Fucked up situations, where Reggie meets up with this young boy named Jim who insists for his Help on his Journey to Kill and Destroy the Tall Man Together, while Reggie tries to give up the Family-less Child to an Orphanage, which soon the boy sneaks in Reggie's Trunk of his car to the Path of the Tall Man's Mortuary, where Reggie Meets up with another Person which happens to be a Pro Black Woman Assassin, who Friend gets Murdered by one of the Silver Ball and Seeks Revenge for her Death and joins Reggie and Jim on the Dark Path of the "Tall Man", also they must fight with the resurrected dead, plus a growing number of the Infamous and Deadly Silver Flying Balls which aid the Tall Man, where More Death and Blood Splurting occurs as he sets his sights on indoctrinating Mike as one of his Minions and finishing their fight which begun so many years ago. Feels like it will never End? this Battle.
Finally the Forth Phantasm Takes off immediately where the last one Ended, where you see Mike Driving far in his travels across Dimensions and Trying to Escape from the Tall Man, where Mike Basically Abandoned Reggie in the Catacombs of the Morning Side Mortuary, Where Reggie was up against a wall covered with Dozens of Silver Flying Balls, while Mike sorry and having old Premonitions of Jody and Reggie when he was Young, at the same time he tries to find the origins of the Tall Man, and to know what really happened that night when his Brother Jody died. Meanwhile, Reggie is accompanied by a beautiful girl he picked up on the road, Battles the Silver Flying Balls and the Undead in a Quest to find Mike before the Tall Man can complete his transformation. and there is gonna be a Final Phantasm just for you Horror Fans to know?




Tuesday, December 30, 2014

"The Interview (2014)" Movie Review

The Interview
 I absolutely enjoyed this movie from The Start to the Awesome Ending. I could not stop Laughing, James Franco and Seth Rogen are like the Perfect Comedy Tag Team for Films, ever since I seen these Two in "Pineapple Express" I knew they was a perfect combination for Films. Now in this Movie "The Interview" These Dudes are Bashing and Insulting the Korean President.
That's some Serious Balls? now I know why they was trying to Ban this movie from being released, its like really Bitch Slapping the Real President with this fake Actor, I hope Korea Don't try some Shit over this Movie.
Basically this Film is about these Two Guys named Dave Skylark and his producer Aaron Rapoport are the team behind the popular tabloid-TV show "Skylark Tonight." Which Dave Interviews Celebrities and Famous Musicians. After Knowing that North Korea's President Kim Jong-Un is a huge fan of the show, and they set up an interview with him, hoping to up their popularity and prove themselves as actual journalists.
Dave and Aaron prepare for their journey into North Korea, as the CIA steps in and recruits them, and assigns them on an incredible mission, Assassinate Korea's President!!! I absolutely enjoyed this movie from The Start to the Awesome Ending. I could not stop Laughing, James Franco and Seth Rogen are like the Perfect Comedy Tag Team for Films, ever since I seen these Two in "Pineapple Express" I knew they was a perfect combination for Films.


Saturday, November 8, 2014

FlashBack Review: Crank 2 High Voltage (2009) Movie Review

One of my all time favorite Sequels Crank 2 High Voltage, Don't get me wrong the The First Crank was Awesome, but for some Reason I like the Second Film more, I found it more Crazy and Extremely Entertaining, like how the movie continues from the First Film, was just Fucking Amazing, Jason Statham is one of my Favorite Action Actors in movies, with his funny British Humor and Kick Ass Fighting Scenes.
I don't know why? I just like his Movies, From "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels and 
"The Transporter". you can like put him in any Movie and it will be Awesome. SERIOUSLY!!!
anyways, back to talking about this Dope ass Film, if you see the scenes your just gonna Laugh and be Drawn in like Hypnosis, I'm not kidding. from Start to Finish of this film is an Action Ride.
this Flick is Definitely not for kids, Hands Down, Theirs Non Stop Cursing, Sex, Nudity, Violence and Murder. and how could I forget Self Mutilation. I shit you not!!! a Mexican Gang Banger is Forced to cut off both of his nipples for Failing to Kill Chev Chelios .
all I gotta tell you is, He is a man with never Ending Vengence to get his Strawberry Tart back ( his Heart ) and to have his Lovely ( Lemon ) Amy Smart, the Air Head, Bad Ass Stripper.and this man will stop at nothing to have them both.



Tuesday, October 28, 2014

FlashBack Reviews: Would You Rather (2012) Movie Review


"Would you Rather" this movie threw me off Guard from the Title, but when I was watching this movie,
I could'nt look away, SERIOUSLY. This Film right here is for all my Horror/Gore Lovers like me.
I haven't seen anything Sick like this movie in awhile, Torture, Brutality and Death all mixed together, 
"Claps Hands" Thank you. I love movies like this, Brittany Snow and Sasha Grey where in this movie kind of film which was a Surprise for me, Two Pretty Actresses getting Tortured and Shit had me on my toes,
Basically, this movie is about this Girl (Brittany Snow) who has money Problems and a Sick Brother,
And is in Desperate needs of having it to Help her Situation, so she is asked to come to this private Dinner,
And is Invited to play this game for Money, when she Arrives there are Seven other people attending, including her which makes Eight, to play the game "Would You Rather".
I don't want to give you the whole movie in Detail so I suggest watching this Crazy movie, it will have you on your toes, asking yourself who's going to be the Winner? Awesome Twist at the End, You'll be like Oh Shit!!!
                                                         No, not your Eye!!!!!!! you Sicko


Sunday, October 5, 2014

FlashBack Reviews: MANIAC (2012) Movie Review


A serial killer with a Fetish for scalping Chicks Domes like Geronimo Kills for the hunt. Frank (Elijah Wood) is the Sadistic owner of a mannequin store, but his life changes when young artist Anna (Nora Arnezeder) appears asking for his help with her new exhibition. The whole Movie is in Point of View Style like a First Person Shooter Video game if you know what I mean?

I haven't seen a Horror Slasher Film like this in a Long time, Dude Frodo from Lord of the Rings went Psychopath, Man there was so much Gore it was Beautiful. I love Sick Sadistic Horror Films like Maniac. Only awesome movies like this are made by European Directors, American Producers and Directors need to step there Game up on Movies like This?

The Whole movie you just see his Hands, and the Only way you see The Main Character is if he Looks in the Mirror, that's Brilliant!!! I was Glued to the Main Actor liked crazy, He has Panic Attacks, he Talks to himself, he thinks his Mannequin are Alive? Wow.... the Murder Scenes were Fantastic, SERIOUSLY. I would Definitely watch this Movie Again. I fucking Loved it!!!!