Chappie (2015) movie review

My my my what an awesome movie!!! I haven't seen a cool movie like this in awhile, like I haven't seen a robot movie like this before? Holywood really needs to keep making Cool Movies like This. The same old Bullshit Dramas get very Fucking Annoying!!! I am just saying? "Chappie" was the shit. 

I have seen Real Steel with Hugh Jackman and it was awesome. This movie "Chappie", is completely different from that boxing robot movie.The main focus was these three bad guys, who kidnap a scientist to help them build a Robot to Steal, Kill or etc. But the scientist creates a robot with human capabilities, and think it's alive just like they are? So basically the robot "Chappie" Learns right from wrong and takes interest in being a Gangsta like the three bad guys. Like this movie kind of shows you what the future looks like? People will never know that robots might help us or fight against us one day, like the beginning of the movie was interesting? I don't want to spoil the whole movie for you readers and bloggers, I just have to say this movie is off the chain with violence, guns and non-stop action. I highly recommend watching this film if you are into robots and non stop violence....

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FlashBack Review: The Man with the Iron Fists (2012) Movie Review

The RZA from the Iconic Rap group known as the Wu Tang Clan from the early 90s starred and directed this fucking great kung fu film known as "The Man with the Iron Fists". Which was beyond stupid crazy awesome, like if you are into martial art movies this movie is definitely for you. I love this film from the beginning and to the end. The story is about a black man who survived slavery and found a way to escape America, and was shipwrecked in China. Basically the film is about a blacksmith who is in love with a prostitute who stole his heart and loved him deeply,and he goes on a Vengeful Killing Spree Leaving A Bloody Trail of Broken Limbs and Shattered Faces.

Russell Crowe and David Bautista co-starred as well and I can't forget Lucy Liu. RZA knew what she was doing while casting these three people, each one of these actors killed this movie with their acting skills and martial arts performances.

The fighting and swordplay was intense and unforgettable like I never seen so much blood and violence in a kung-fu film. The soundtrack was even awesome as well. I will watch this movie over and over and never get bored of it, I know for a fact there are other people who like martial arts and kung-fu Films just like me , so I highly recommend watching this awesome addicting movie, trust me you will love it and I am NOT blowing smoke up your ass, SERIOUSLY!!! This movie fucking rules.Period.....

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Selma (2015) Movie Review

"Selma" a movie about Martin Luther King Jr, is about this legendary activist who fought the rights to help black people suffering in the 1960's. Martin Luther King Jr was a great man with a powerful voice, his words would reach people's hearts and make you believe every word that he explained and said to you. It is a shame that this man did not live to see the 2000 era, because he would do a lot of good for this century in which we live in. God bless this man for having the courage to stand up to the government back in the early 60s.

Martin Luther King Jr was legendary because he helped his fellow African Americans earn the right to vote, it is very sad that this man died because he was a great man, with the power to help and give people bravery in their mind, body, and spirit. This film "Selma" was a great Documentary / Biopic movie about this great man,

but they left out a few important parts about what this great man did,Which is kind of sad. I like this movie a lot but they should have added more important facts about Martin Luther King Jr, I understand completely how this movie got a rating of 4 stars in the movie blockbusters, I advise and permit people to watch this film because it was great and very historic. God bless Martin Luther King jr.

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FlashBack Review "BloodSport" (1988) Movie Review

Bloodsport!!!!! My god I fucking love this movie. I watched it like fifty times with my old brother when I was like five years old. I could tell you this film from start to finish, seriously I really can? Me and my brother were obsessed with Jean Claude Van Damme movies. I am not fucking kidding you readers? Anyways back to the movie, basically this film is about a US soldier named Frank Dux.

Who is a martial artist wanting to for fill his Masters dreams by competing in this martial Arts competition called the Kumite. If you readers or bloggers never seen Bloodsport? I highly suggest getting some pop corn and a soda or a beer and watch this awesome movie. Van Damme was in his prime back in the 80's,

With his signature round house kicks and splits, and kicking major ass. If your a fan of Jean Claude Van Damme like I am you will know this old school Martial Arts Movie....

"BloodSport Theme Song"

Fight to Survive

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"Wild Card" (2015) Movie Review

I just finished watching , Jason Statham in his newest movie "Wild Card". Basically this movie is about a bodyguard, who goes and helps people solve their problems of what happened to them. While watching this movie? It was like watching a transporter movie. Don't get me wrong I love watching his films. But this film is like every other movie that he is in. We already know that jason is a badass? But they really need to give him better the roles, I completely understand He's Cool? That this actor plays well in action films. But I want to see him in some kind of film like his old movies. Like has anyone ever seen? Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels. Hands down one of my favorite movies with this actor in, like he is not really the main actor in this movie. But he was still awesome an unforgettable. Wildcard was it a good film with a good storyline, but I would have expected more? I'm not trying to dump on the movie? But I can see more from this actor jason statham. Like all of his films the fight scenes were incredible. We need to give him a movie kind of like a John Claude Van Damme films, that's just my opinion. But I do want people to watch this film. "Wild Card" was a good film and like all his other films.

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The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014) Movie Review

What a Great Fucking Movie to End a Lord of the Rings Trilogy, SERIOUSLY!!! The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies, was Excellent!!! like if you seen the First Hobbit movie and the Second Film, than you should watch this Hobbit movie, Because they continue off from the Second Film with the Dragon Smaug Destroying and Burning Lake Town to the Ground making the Towns People Run and Flee outta Fear, like I don;t want to Ruin the Whole Beginning for you?

you know what I mean? anyways the Thirteen Elves are settling back in there Lonely Mountain Home, trying to Rebuild, while the King of the Dwarves, Thorin gets Brainwashed by the Mountains and Mountains of Gold, he becomes very Bitter, and Drunk with Power, while the other Dwarves confused by there Kings Attitude, Continue to Follow their Orders, While Bilbo is holding the Kings Diamond of the Dwarves, Hides it from Thorin because of his mind becoming Corrupt, Man I wanna tell you Readers the Whole movie so Badly but I can't!

all I can tell you is that there are going to be some very Awesome Battle Scenes and Memorable Quotes from this Film, I loved it, from the Start to the Finish, and what a Great to End The Trilogy, Good Job Peter Jackson. Well Done.

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FlashBack Review "Phantasm Trilogy (1979,1988,1994,1998)" Movie Review

The First Phantasm starts off with a boy named Mike, a young teenage boy who has just lost his parents,and is Fucking Scared to lose his brother. This fear causes him to follow his brother to a funeral, where he witnesses this Tall Man lift a Freaking 400 plus pound coffin on his own, If I seen shit like that? I would be like OK? I'm Straight and I need to be the Fuck out now, hahaha!!! This kid later on investigates and discovers a horrible world where the Tall Man, along with his flying Silver Balls, that kill and Drain peoples brains out by drilling and Sucking the insides of your skull out.

 This Fucking Tall Dude has these Midget Minions that are God damn Cannibals, come on how much more does this Freaking Bastard Have? Basically Mike, his brother Jody, and Reggie the ice cream man have to stop this Tall Man Fuck all by themselves. That Fucking Sucks!!!

Well the Second Phantasm Begins off with Twenty Something year old Mike, who is released from Psychiatric Hospital, when he agrees with his Doctor that the Terrible happenings in his past were just in his Imagination.which is Bullshit? once he's free and out of the Hospital, he contacts Reggie right the Fuck away on a Mission to team up to Hunt down and Eliminate this "Tall Man".

This Freak Plunders the Graveyards of The Dark Night and Abducts Corpses to Reanimate them into Zombies with the help of his Terrible Cannibal Gnome Midgets, Later something Strange about this girl who starts to appear in this dude Mike's dreams, and he see's her in danger and assumes she needs his help? so Mike and Reggie go back to where they Started from the Beginning to Kill this Tall Fuck, and long Behold Mike see's the Girl from his Dreams and is Destent to Help Her and Risk his life and His Friend Reggie. its a Never Ending Journey to Kill this Tall Man. JESUS  CHRIST!!!!

Now The Third Phantasm, The Tall Man, that Sonavbitch from the Morning side Mortuary, is back again haunting the thoughts of the now-adult Mike and his friend Ex-Ice Cream Man Reggie. The Two Friends continue their Never Ending Hunt once again for the Mysterious Tall Man, to End his path of Destruction, which they Encounter a variety of dangerous and Fucked up situations, where Reggie meets up with this young boy named Jim who insists for his Help on his Journey to Kill and Destroy the Tall Man Together, while Reggie tries to give up the Family-less Child to an Orphanage, which soon the boy sneaks in Reggie's Trunk of his car to the Path of the Tall Man's Mortuary, where Reggie Meets up with another Person which happens to be a Pro Black Woman Assassin, who Friend gets Murdered by one of the Silver Ball and Seeks Revenge for her Death and joins Reggie and Jim on the Dark Path of the "Tall Man", also they must fight with the resurrected dead, plus a growing number of the Infamous and Deadly Silver Flying Balls which aid the Tall Man, where More Death and Blood Splurting occurs as he sets his sights on indoctrinating Mike as one of his Minions and finishing their fight which begun so many years ago. Feels like it will never End? this Battle.

Finally the Forth Phantasm Takes off immediately where the last one Ended, where you see Mike Driving far in his travels across Dimensions and Trying to Escape from the Tall Man, where Mike Basically Abandoned Reggie in the Catacombs of the Morning Side Mortuary, Where Reggie was up against a wall covered with Dozens of Silver Flying Balls, while Mike sorry and having old Premonitions of Jody and Reggie when he was Young, at the same time he tries to find the origins of the Tall Man, and to know what really happened that night when his Brother Jody died. Meanwhile, Reggie is accompanied by a beautiful girl he picked up on the road, Battles the Silver Flying Balls and the Undead in a Quest to find Mike before the Tall Man can complete his transformation. and there is gonna be a Final Phantasm just for you Horror Fans to know?

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"The Interview (2014)" Movie Review

 I absolutely enjoyed this movie from The Start to the Awesome Ending. I could not stop Laughing, James Franco and Seth Rogen are like the Perfect Comedy Tag Team for Films, ever since I seen these Two in "Pineapple Express" I knew they was a perfect combination for Films. Now in this Movie "The Interview" These Dudes are Bashing and Insulting the Korean President.

That's some Serious Balls? now I know why they was trying to Ban this movie from being released, its like really Bitch Slapping the Real President with this fake Actor, I hope Korea Don't try some Shit over this Movie.

Basically this Film is about these Two Guys named Dave Skylark and his producer Aaron Rapoport are the team behind the popular tabloid-TV show "Skylark Tonight." Which Dave Interviews Celebrities and Famous Musicians. After Knowing that North Korea's President Kim Jong-Un is a huge fan of the show, and they set up an interview with him, hoping to up their popularity and prove themselves as actual journalists.

Dave and Aaron prepare for their journey into North Korea, as the CIA steps in and recruits them, and assigns them on an incredible mission, Assassinate Korea's President!!! I absolutely enjoyed this movie from The Start to the Awesome Ending. I could not stop Laughing, James Franco and Seth Rogen are like the Perfect Comedy Tag Team for Films, ever since I seen these Two in "Pineapple Express" I knew they was a perfect combination for Films.

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"Horrible Bosses 2" Movie Review

Very very Funny Movie Horrible Bosses 2, and just like the first film, Fucking Hilarious!!!

I just gotta be Honest, Horrible Bosses 1 was the Best Movie, I just gotta say?

It had more Unforgettable Quotes and more Funnier Scenes, and Jason Bateman killed it, his Sarcasm is the Best. Charlie Day was Super Funny, with his Pitchy Voice and Loyalness towards his Wife.

Jason Sudeikis is another Favorite of mine, Sexaholic Bastard. Hahahaha!!!!

What made this Film good was that they kept the same cast from the First movie. Jamie Fox was kinda funny in this movie, I mean Mother Fucker Jones. Jennifer Aniston was Sexy and Funny at the same time, Another Sexaholic Bastard. Basically this Movie is about People Tired of always taking shit from people, and trying to be their own man, Nick, Dale and Kurt go into business for themselves. Creating an invention called the Shower Buddy.

which attracts the attention of a Wealthy Father and Spoiled Son, Whom invests in the Trio's product, then cancels their order and steals their idea. Now in Major debt and Searching for a Miracle, Nick, Dale and Kurt decide to kidnap The Business Man's Son and use him for Ransom Money to pay off their Serious Loans, but like the First Movie it becomes an Insane Roller Coaster Ride of Lies and Deceit.

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"John Wick" Movie Review

This Film Right Here is the Definition of Bad Ass, Keanu Reeves Killed this movie, SERIOUSLY!!!

He's an Ex-Hitman, who comes out of Retirement, and goes on a Vengeful Killing Spree, Tracking Down Russian Gangsters in the Streets of New York, Turning the city into his own Target Range.

Filled with Blood and a Large Amount of Bullet Holes, "John Wick" is the kind of Movie, Action people like, Filled with Guns, Ammo, and Dope Cars. I am a Big Fan of Keanu Reeves, Hands Down.

His films pull you in everytime, Like "The Matrix" and "Constantine". I really hope they continue making Awesome Action Movies like this, my Favorite Scene is when he goes into The Hitmen Hotel, that was a very cool scene, I don't want to Ruin the Movie for you People and Fans.

I Suggest Watching this Movie, I Really Do, a Film Filled with so Mouch Violence and Death,

Who Would'nt want to see that, Enjoy the Movie if you See it, Very Much Worth the 10 Dollars.

SERIOUSLY.

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