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Showing posts with label Sex. Show all posts
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Friday, January 9, 2015

FlashBack Review "Phantasm Trilogy (1979,1988,1994,1998)" Movie Review

Phantasm
The First Phantasm starts off with a boy named Mike, a young teenage boy who has just lost his parents,and is Fucking Scared to lose his brother. This fear causes him to follow his brother to a funeral, where he witnesses this Tall Man lift a Freaking 400 plus pound coffin on his own, If I seen shit like that? I would be like OK? I'm Straight and I need to be the Fuck out now, hahaha!!! This kid later on investigates and discovers a horrible world where the Tall Man, along with his flying Silver Balls, that kill and Drain peoples brains out by drilling and Sucking the insides of your skull out.
 This Fucking Tall Dude has these Midget Minions that are God damn Cannibals, come on how much more does this Freaking Bastard Have? Basically Mike, his brother Jody, and Reggie the ice cream man have to stop this Tall Man Fuck all by themselves. That Fucking Sucks!!!
Well the Second Phantasm Begins off with Twenty Something year old Mike, who is released from Psychiatric Hospital, when he agrees with his Doctor that the Terrible happenings in his past were just in his Imagination.which is Bullshit? once he's free and out of the Hospital, he contacts Reggie right the Fuck away on a Mission to team up to Hunt down and Eliminate this "Tall Man".
This Freak Plunders the Graveyards of The Dark Night and Abducts Corpses to Reanimate them into Zombies with the help of his Terrible Cannibal Gnome Midgets, Later something Strange about this girl who starts to appear in this dude Mike's dreams, and he see's her in danger and assumes she needs his help? so Mike and Reggie go back to where they Started from the Beginning to Kill this Tall Fuck, and long Behold Mike see's the Girl from his Dreams and is Destent to Help Her and Risk his life and His Friend Reggie. its a Never Ending Journey to Kill this Tall Man. JESUS  CHRIST!!!!
Now The Third Phantasm, The Tall Man, that Sonavbitch from the Morning side Mortuary, is back again haunting the thoughts of the now-adult Mike and his friend Ex-Ice Cream Man Reggie. The Two Friends continue their Never Ending Hunt once again for the Mysterious Tall Man, to End his path of Destruction, which they Encounter a variety of dangerous and Fucked up situations, where Reggie meets up with this young boy named Jim who insists for his Help on his Journey to Kill and Destroy the Tall Man Together, while Reggie tries to give up the Family-less Child to an Orphanage, which soon the boy sneaks in Reggie's Trunk of his car to the Path of the Tall Man's Mortuary, where Reggie Meets up with another Person which happens to be a Pro Black Woman Assassin, who Friend gets Murdered by one of the Silver Ball and Seeks Revenge for her Death and joins Reggie and Jim on the Dark Path of the "Tall Man", also they must fight with the resurrected dead, plus a growing number of the Infamous and Deadly Silver Flying Balls which aid the Tall Man, where More Death and Blood Splurting occurs as he sets his sights on indoctrinating Mike as one of his Minions and finishing their fight which begun so many years ago. Feels like it will never End? this Battle.
Finally the Forth Phantasm Takes off immediately where the last one Ended, where you see Mike Driving far in his travels across Dimensions and Trying to Escape from the Tall Man, where Mike Basically Abandoned Reggie in the Catacombs of the Morning Side Mortuary, Where Reggie was up against a wall covered with Dozens of Silver Flying Balls, while Mike sorry and having old Premonitions of Jody and Reggie when he was Young, at the same time he tries to find the origins of the Tall Man, and to know what really happened that night when his Brother Jody died. Meanwhile, Reggie is accompanied by a beautiful girl he picked up on the road, Battles the Silver Flying Balls and the Undead in a Quest to find Mike before the Tall Man can complete his transformation. and there is gonna be a Final Phantasm just for you Horror Fans to know?




Saturday, December 20, 2014

"Horrible Bosses 2" Movie Review

Very very Funny Movie Horrible Bosses 2, and just like the first film, Fucking Hilarious!!!
I just gotta be Honest, Horrible Bosses 1 was the Best Movie, I just gotta say?
It had more Unforgettable Quotes and more Funnier Scenes, and Jason Bateman killed it, his Sarcasm is the Best. Charlie Day was Super Funny, with his Pitchy Voice and Loyalness towards his Wife.
Jason Sudeikis is another Favorite of mine, Sexaholic Bastard. Hahahaha!!!!
What made this Film good was that they kept the same cast from the First movie. Jamie Fox was kinda funny in this movie, I mean Mother Fucker Jones. Jennifer Aniston was Sexy and Funny at the same time, Another Sexaholic Bastard. Basically this Movie is about People Tired of always taking shit from people, and trying to be their own man, Nick, Dale and Kurt go into business for themselves. Creating an invention called the Shower Buddy.
which attracts the attention of a Wealthy Father and Spoiled Son, Whom invests in the Trio's product, then cancels their order and steals their idea. Now in Major debt and Searching for a Miracle, Nick, Dale and Kurt decide to kidnap The Business Man's Son and use him for Ransom Money to pay off their Serious Loans, but like the First Movie it becomes an Insane Roller Coaster Ride of Lies and Deceit.


Wednesday, November 12, 2014

"Addicted" Movie Review

  1. What a Hell of a Sex-Ride, I never seen so much Cheating from a Beautiful Woman in a Movie, Kind of Reminded me of "Unfaithful" with Diane Lane. The Whole Movie was like watching a Soft-Core Porno. The Main Actress gets Addicted to this Spanish Dudes Penis like Mad Hard, Yeah I understand her own Husband can't completly Satisfy her, I Get it!!! but Damn Everyday she's getting Torn up and Nailed by this Client she's trying to get to promote her Business, Jesus Christ. Fucking Whore, Skank, and Slut-Bag.
    and the Actress is Blazing as Hell Too, Gorgeous Face, Caramel Skin and a Nice ass Body, she was getting it in like Crazy, Completly Forgetting her own Family and Children and Shit, DAMN. I like Sex too but What the Fuck? everyday from another man other than your own Husband?
    thats Fucked up.
    I know its Based on the best-selling novel by Zane, "ADDICTED" is a sexy and provocative thriller about desire and the dangers of Cheating, Business woman (Zoe Reynard) appears to have accomplished it all, the dream husband who she madly loves, two wonderful children and a flourishing career. As she pursues a secretive life, she soon finds herself risking it all when she heads down a Dangerous path that will Destroy everything she has Created and Loved. All I can say is wait to watch this movie on Cable it aint worth it watching it at the Theater. SERIOUSLY.



Saturday, November 8, 2014

FlashBack Review: Crank 2 High Voltage (2009) Movie Review

One of my all time favorite Sequels Crank 2 High Voltage, Don't get me wrong the The First Crank was Awesome, but for some Reason I like the Second Film more, I found it more Crazy and Extremely Entertaining, like how the movie continues from the First Film, was just Fucking Amazing, Jason Statham is one of my Favorite Action Actors in movies, with his funny British Humor and Kick Ass Fighting Scenes.
I don't know why? I just like his Movies, From "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels and 
"The Transporter". you can like put him in any Movie and it will be Awesome. SERIOUSLY!!!
anyways, back to talking about this Dope ass Film, if you see the scenes your just gonna Laugh and be Drawn in like Hypnosis, I'm not kidding. from Start to Finish of this film is an Action Ride.
this Flick is Definitely not for kids, Hands Down, Theirs Non Stop Cursing, Sex, Nudity, Violence and Murder. and how could I forget Self Mutilation. I shit you not!!! a Mexican Gang Banger is Forced to cut off both of his nipples for Failing to Kill Chev Chelios .
all I gotta tell you is, He is a man with never Ending Vengence to get his Strawberry Tart back ( his Heart ) and to have his Lovely ( Lemon ) Amy Smart, the Air Head, Bad Ass Stripper.and this man will stop at nothing to have them both.



Sunday, September 7, 2014

The Season Finale of "True Blood" Review

True Blood's Season Finale sucked so fucking bad, SERIOUSLY!!! They should of at least finished the show with a Big Bang. I am a Huge fan of this HBO TV series. I watched this show ever since the very beginning.

And I was hooked, I love vampires, I even met Rutina Wesley aka Tara from the show that's how much of a fan I was. But why the fuck they ended the show like that? Completely upsetting on my part. OK Bill Compton wanted the true death? I get that. But he asked Sooki the woman he always loved to kill him? Come on.... What the fuck? At least he could of died like a mother fucking G. Or walked into the daylight if he wanted a true death. I understand you had Hepatitis V. But you where supposed to be the Ultimate Vampire. What the fuck Bill. You dead pussy. Whatever. I am so glad the show is over now.
And the Ending when everybody moves on with their lives. Jason Stack House becomes a dad. And Sooki Stack House becomes Pregnant. But the mystery that made every fan like me wonder was who was the mystery man who got Sooki Knocked up? They end the series with the whole cast having Thanksgiving together. Sooki kissing a mystery dude with his back turned and you don't see his face and then the show is over. What the fuck True Blood you didn't have to Rush the show like that? I mean like what the Fuck man? Damn.....straight Stupid. I'm Done.

Friday, September 5, 2014

My review on Grand Theft Auto V


All I have to say about this video game is that it is very Fucking Addicting. SERIOUSLY!!! When Grand Theft Auto V came out for the PlayStation 3. I could not get off the game when I started playing, Michael, Franklin and Trevor, these character's in the game were equally awesome.
See No Evil, Speak No Evil, Hear no Evil

This game took me Three months to Beat. And when I started playing online against people from around the world. Than this game got very very addicting. Like you get to create your own character and make him or her look somewhat like yourself. I made myself look kind of funky, he has kind of a Manhattan kind of look with bank robbing face paint, I got a lot of friends online. Even some random players could be Assholes like they don't respect the game. If you readers get what I mean? What really fucking grinds my gears is how there are little kids playing this game online. I swear some of them were from the ages of 8 years old to like 12!?!? What the fuck parents? Do you care about your children at all?
To be playing a violent ass video game made for adults. Point blank this game has bad language, destruction, strip clubs, and sex with hookers? I know for a god damn fact!!! My children will not be playing games like this. Leave these kind of Entertaining video games for us Adults. Not for you "Yo Gabba Gabba" "Blues Clues" "Barney and friends" kind of children. SERIOUSLY.