The Babadook (2014) Movie Review

What a Great Fucking Movie!!! Man, those British people got me kind of scared watching this film called "The Babadook". The whole time during the movie I was like beat that scary, non listening kid!!! God damn it already? Like this child was straight fucking annoying. SERIOUSLY!!!! The kid was saying messed up shit to his Mother, bringing weapons to School? If I was this kids, Mom, I would be like, let's go buy some ice cream, and once he's buckled up and strapped in, I would slap the living shit out of him. I'm just saying?

Anyways, back to this creepy ass movie. The movie takes place somewhere in England, the main characters are a husband-less Mother with her socially awkward son who's afraid of monster's. The Mother in this film is sweet and trying to cope over the death of her late husband, and her son doesn't get much sleep, waking this poor woman up endlessly, so she reads to her old bedtime stories which put this little bastard to sleep, but yet again the sleepless nights continued, making the young boy more of a stubborn pest, when one night the boys mother lets her son choose a bedtime story from the bookshelf called "The Babadook"

and that's when the film becomes very intense and you can't look away because every scene counts while watching this film. I very much enjoyed this horror/thriller, and if I was a child again this film would give me nightmares like no tomorrow. Watch this movie, it was awesome, Good job England.

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FlashBack Review "Phantasm Trilogy (1979,1988,1994,1998)" Movie Review

The First Phantasm starts off with a boy named Mike, a young teenage boy who has just lost his parents,and is Fucking Scared to lose his brother. This fear causes him to follow his brother to a funeral, where he witnesses this Tall Man lift a Freaking 400 plus pound coffin on his own, If I seen shit like that? I would be like OK? I'm Straight and I need to be the Fuck out now, hahaha!!! This kid later on investigates and discovers a horrible world where the Tall Man, along with his flying Silver Balls, that kill and Drain peoples brains out by drilling and Sucking the insides of your skull out.

 This Fucking Tall Dude has these Midget Minions that are God damn Cannibals, come on how much more does this Freaking Bastard Have? Basically Mike, his brother Jody, and Reggie the ice cream man have to stop this Tall Man Fuck all by themselves. That Fucking Sucks!!!

Well the Second Phantasm Begins off with Twenty Something year old Mike, who is released from Psychiatric Hospital, when he agrees with his Doctor that the Terrible happenings in his past were just in his Imagination.which is Bullshit? once he's free and out of the Hospital, he contacts Reggie right the Fuck away on a Mission to team up to Hunt down and Eliminate this "Tall Man".

This Freak Plunders the Graveyards of The Dark Night and Abducts Corpses to Reanimate them into Zombies with the help of his Terrible Cannibal Gnome Midgets, Later something Strange about this girl who starts to appear in this dude Mike's dreams, and he see's her in danger and assumes she needs his help? so Mike and Reggie go back to where they Started from the Beginning to Kill this Tall Fuck, and long Behold Mike see's the Girl from his Dreams and is Destent to Help Her and Risk his life and His Friend Reggie. its a Never Ending Journey to Kill this Tall Man. JESUS  CHRIST!!!!

Now The Third Phantasm, The Tall Man, that Sonavbitch from the Morning side Mortuary, is back again haunting the thoughts of the now-adult Mike and his friend Ex-Ice Cream Man Reggie. The Two Friends continue their Never Ending Hunt once again for the Mysterious Tall Man, to End his path of Destruction, which they Encounter a variety of dangerous and Fucked up situations, where Reggie meets up with this young boy named Jim who insists for his Help on his Journey to Kill and Destroy the Tall Man Together, while Reggie tries to give up the Family-less Child to an Orphanage, which soon the boy sneaks in Reggie's Trunk of his car to the Path of the Tall Man's Mortuary, where Reggie Meets up with another Person which happens to be a Pro Black Woman Assassin, who Friend gets Murdered by one of the Silver Ball and Seeks Revenge for her Death and joins Reggie and Jim on the Dark Path of the "Tall Man", also they must fight with the resurrected dead, plus a growing number of the Infamous and Deadly Silver Flying Balls which aid the Tall Man, where More Death and Blood Splurting occurs as he sets his sights on indoctrinating Mike as one of his Minions and finishing their fight which begun so many years ago. Feels like it will never End? this Battle.

Finally the Forth Phantasm Takes off immediately where the last one Ended, where you see Mike Driving far in his travels across Dimensions and Trying to Escape from the Tall Man, where Mike Basically Abandoned Reggie in the Catacombs of the Morning Side Mortuary, Where Reggie was up against a wall covered with Dozens of Silver Flying Balls, while Mike sorry and having old Premonitions of Jody and Reggie when he was Young, at the same time he tries to find the origins of the Tall Man, and to know what really happened that night when his Brother Jody died. Meanwhile, Reggie is accompanied by a beautiful girl he picked up on the road, Battles the Silver Flying Balls and the Undead in a Quest to find Mike before the Tall Man can complete his transformation. and there is gonna be a Final Phantasm just for you Horror Fans to know?

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FlashBack Review "Queen of the Damned (2002)" Movie Review

One of the Dopest Horror Vampire Movies of All time, and one of the Sickest Soundtracks to a Movie I have ever Heard, Queen of the Damned, Aaliyah killed this movie, with her Sexy looks and Remarkable Acting, from Start to Finish, this Film pulls you into the Vampire world, and if you like Cool ass Rock Music like me, Check this movie out if you haven't seen it. Point Blank this cool movie is about a Legendary Vampire

Named Lestat, who Transformed his Old life of a Violinist into a Chart Ranking Rock Star.

Having Himself Rising like a God in the Heavy Metal Rock Scene of Damaged Youth. As his Music getting so popular and Lestat Releasing Lyrics that upsets the Vampires of the Twenty First Century.

Including a Legendary Queen of all Vampires Akasha (Aaliyah), who will stop at Nothing to have him as her King, to Rule and Control all Vampires.

 With her Unstoppable Power, makes all Fear to Cross her Path of Fire and Death. As of which all Immortals must stand together to Fight against her to Survive. I don't want to Ruin the Movie for you people, just watch and Love just as Much as I do.

Rest in Peace Aaliyah, you were an Awesome Singer and an Amazing upcoming Actress.

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FlashBack Review: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) Movie Review

One Classic True Story, That never gets old, After picking up a traumatized young hitchhiker, five friends find themselves stalked and hunted by a deformed chainsaw-wielding killer and his family of equally psychopathic killers. Visiting their grandfather's house in the country are hunted and terrorized by grave-robbing cannibals. What a Cult Classic, I should say. Leatherface aka Thomas Hewitt scared the shit outta me as a Teenager, SERIOUSLY.

 That one scene when one of the Idiot's goes inside of the Hewitt house, Leatherface Leads him in with a Pig Squeal Noise, and then Rushes the Dude and Bashes his Head in with a Mallet, that Scene Traumatized me. Till this day, so many awesome Death scenes in this Film, is it wrong that I was extremely happy when the Handicapped Fat Dude got Murdered by Leatherface, I was like Yes!!! Die you Fat Mother Fucker Die, Annoying Bastard. Thank you for Dying, anyways "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" will always be one of those Horror Movies I will always watch on Halloween.

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FlashBack Reviews: Would You Rather (2012) Movie Review

"Would you Rather" this movie threw me off Guard from the Title, but when I was watching this movie,

I could'nt look away, SERIOUSLY. This Film right here is for all my Horror/Gore Lovers like me.

I haven't seen anything Sick like this movie in awhile, Torture, Brutality and Death all mixed together, 

"Claps Hands" Thank you. I love movies like this, Brittany Snow and Sasha Grey where in this movie kind of film which was a Surprise for me, Two Pretty Actresses getting Tortured and Shit had me on my toes,

Basically, this movie is about this Girl (Brittany Snow) who has money Problems and a Sick Brother,

And is in Desperate needs of having it to Help her Situation, so she is asked to come to this private Dinner,

And is Invited to play this game for Money, when she Arrives there are Seven other people attending, including her which makes Eight, to play the game "Would You Rather".

I don't want to give you the whole movie in Detail so I suggest watching this Crazy movie, it will have you on your toes, asking yourself who's going to be the Winner? Awesome Twist at the End, You'll be like Oh Shit!!!

                                                         No, not your Eye!!!!!!! you Sicko

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FlashBack Reviews: Beetlejuice (1988) Movie Review

Oww!!! you want to see Scary? How's This?

I always wanted to Review this movie ever since I was a Kid, this movie right here was always close to one of my Favorite films growing as a child, Beetlejuice is one of those movies you will never forget? SERIOUSLY!!! in all my years till now I never seen a Film like Beetlejuice,This movie's Plot has to do with this Recently Dead Couple,trying to Scare and Remove their New Owners from there House, so they Hire a Bio-Exorcist to Remove these unwanted Guests named Beetlejuice played by Michael Keaton which was the most Perfect actor to play the Main Character "Beetlejuice"

With his unforgettable catch lines and Funny ass Humor, every actor in this Movie was Perfect. Director and Producer Tim Burton knew what he was doing from beginning to the end of this movie, with his amazing Clay Animation and Special Graphics, Amazing to watch his films, I love them all.

"The Nightmare Before Christmas"

                                                                     "Frankenweenie"

This movie is one of those films you could never forget. Especially the scenes, thinking to myself this movie really wasn't for children back in my era, I think? Like if you watch the movie closely you will notice certain things like Beetlejuice is a Womanizer and an Asshole, that's just my perspective? Anyways, I will never stop liking this Film and will show it to my Future Children, one day, but not right now. Good Job Tim Burton your the man.

Beetle Drink? uh Beetle Beverage?

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Dracula Untold" Movie Review

What a Bad Ass Movie, SERIOUSLY!!!! I very much liked the Story. 

Explores the origin of Dracula, weaving vampire mythology with the true history of Prince Vlad the Impaler, depicting Dracula as a flawed hero in a tragic love story set in a dark age of magic and war. I never knew you could make Histories Notorious Killer into a Good Guy?

If people know the True Story Behind Sadistic Ass Vladimir, then you agree how can he be Good?

I looked up This Psychopath, he Never Drink Blood from his Victims, like an actual Vampire. He would Dip his Bread in a Bucket of His Victims Blood, that's more Insane, on my part. Dude Eating Bloody Bread as if it was Gravy. That's a  True Psycho, anyways, back to the actual Movie. Vlad is this Prince protects his people from the Evil Turkish Sultan, OK? This Dude wants to overrun his land and Vlad's people, so an all out war breaks out, Killing and Murdering one another, very cool Death Scenes, Blood and Guts, and Impalement. 

Basically, goes to this mountain where the First Vampire is and Ask's for Help Against the Turkish Army, he Drinks this vampire, Blood from a Skull and has Unlimited Power and is Given Three Days for the Special Abilities to Wear off, but if the Thirst for Blood were to take over and if he was to drink his first Sip of Human Blood he would be a Vampire for all Eternity. I don't want to tell you the whole movie, so on my Opinion I suggest watching this Awesome Film in The Theaters, Because it was fucking Cool as HELL.

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"Annabelle" Movie Review

WHY GOD DID I WATCH THIS WHACK ASS  MOVIE WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know this Movie is supposed to be Based on a True Story about a Demon Possessed Doll, I get it?

 But why did they have to make it so Fucking 

Predictable, I knew what was going to happen 

Without even knowing the movie. Scene after Scene I figured it out, How the Hell did this movie get an R Rating?

There was little Blood, No Gore, No Cursing, and not even Scary? The Director and Producer needs to Stop making Terrible Ass Movies like Annabelle. The Whole time I thought I was going to see it moving around like Chucky killing people, but No, it was just a Lame Movie like the First Film "The Conjuring".

I was Extremely disappointed from the Beginning of The End of this so called Scary Movie.

I give this Movie a Big "FUCK YOU" on the Acting, The Screen Play, and The Corny Horror Imagery.

I do not recommend Watching this Movie, you will be very Upset for wasting money at the Theater to see this Whack Ass Movie. Fuck You Annabelle.

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Series Premier "The Walking Dead" AMC T.V show Review

I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHOW!!!!!!!!!!! This is the best T.V show to ever be put on Cable television, Hands Down, SERIOUSLY. I was hooked on this show since the Beginning and Never Stopped watching it. Rick and Daryl are my favorite Characters on this show, Rick a Fearless Father on a Mission to keeps his Family safe and to find Sanctuary.

Daryl is my all time Favorite, an Ex-Racist, Huntsman, Survivor man, who is a Force to be fucked with, Killing people and Zombies Left and Right with his Cross Bow, Perfect Killer.

Watching this Premier had me on my Toes since it started, I was so Nervous that one of the Main Characters was gonna Die, save that for at least the Ending of the Series. PLEASE!!!

This Show's Debut Shatters Cable Records at 17.3 Million Viewers, That's Insane!!!!

I never knew this show had so many Dead Head Fans like me, Thank you Viewers for the Never Ending Love for "The Walking Dead". Please keep Watching, Keep this show Alive Not Dead like the Zombies.

I will never Stop watching, and will always continue to be a fan. Thank you for being Created for Horror fans like me.

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FlashBack Reviews: MANIAC (2012) Movie Review

A serial killer with a Fetish for scalping Chicks Domes like Geronimo Kills for the hunt. Frank (Elijah Wood) is the Sadistic owner of a mannequin store, but his life changes when young artist Anna (Nora Arnezeder) appears asking for his help with her new exhibition. The whole Movie is in Point of View Style like a First Person Shooter Video game if you know what I mean?

I haven't seen a Horror Slasher Film like this in a Long time, Dude Frodo from Lord of the Rings went Psychopath, Man there was so much Gore it was Beautiful. I love Sick Sadistic Horror Films like Maniac. Only awesome movies like this are made by European Directors, American Producers and Directors need to step there Game up on Movies like This?

The Whole movie you just see his Hands, and the Only way you see The Main Character is if he Looks in the Mirror, that's Brilliant!!! I was Glued to the Main Actor liked crazy, He has Panic Attacks, he Talks to himself, he thinks his Mannequin are Alive? Wow.... the Murder Scenes were Fantastic, SERIOUSLY. I would Definitely watch this Movie Again. I fucking Loved it!!!!

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