Chappie (2015) movie review

My my my what an awesome movie!!! I haven't seen a cool movie like this in awhile, like I haven't seen a robot movie like this before? Holywood really needs to keep making Cool Movies like This. The same old Bullshit Dramas get very Fucking Annoying!!! I am just saying? "Chappie" was the shit. 

I have seen Real Steel with Hugh Jackman and it was awesome. This movie "Chappie", is completely different from that boxing robot movie.The main focus was these three bad guys, who kidnap a scientist to help them build a Robot to Steal, Kill or etc. But the scientist creates a robot with human capabilities, and think it's alive just like they are? So basically the robot "Chappie" Learns right from wrong and takes interest in being a Gangsta like the three bad guys. Like this movie kind of shows you what the future looks like? People will never know that robots might help us or fight against us one day, like the beginning of the movie was interesting? I don't want to spoil the whole movie for you readers and bloggers, I just have to say this movie is off the chain with violence, guns and non-stop action. I highly recommend watching this film if you are into robots and non stop violence....

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Furious 7 (2015) Movie Review

The Girl that Caught my eye in the movie.

R.I.P Paul Walker

What's Up readers and bloggers, I just recently watched furious 7. I think it was a great write off to the late Paul Walker. Yeah, I would say the movie was okay, but it was Paul Walker's last movie. Vin Diesel, Tyrese Gibson, Chris Ludacris bridges, and Jordana Brewster did awesome in this film. I was hearing by reviewers that Paul Walker's two brothers were acting as him in this movie? I was kinda intrigued to see how this film was gonna play out? I was seriously bummed out not to see any car races in this movie, don't get me wrong!!! The film was off the chain, it's just that I expected more cool as cars, not just action? Paul Walker was beyond awesome in all the Fast and Furious movies, it's just extremely sad that this great actor died at such a young age. My hopes and Prayers go out to him and his family, heading back towards reviewing this film, I wouldn't give it so much prop's, because I just wanted more than just action that's all really I have to say on that subject. My favorite scene in this cool movie was when Paul and Vin were driving that amazing car through 3 large buildings trying to make it stop as they escaped almost getting killed by Dubai gangsters, and towards the ending they give Paul Walker an unforgettable send off as Vin gives a beautiful Eulogy while they drive off into the sunset. What a great way to send off a great actor. Good job guys, awesome movie trilogy.

I liked and loved how they kept The Fast and Furious trilogy altogether in this movie.

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"Wild Card" (2015) Movie Review

I just finished watching , Jason Statham in his newest movie "Wild Card". Basically this movie is about a bodyguard, who goes and helps people solve their problems of what happened to them. While watching this movie? It was like watching a transporter movie. Don't get me wrong I love watching his films. But this film is like every other movie that he is in. We already know that jason is a badass? But they really need to give him better the roles, I completely understand He's Cool? That this actor plays well in action films. But I want to see him in some kind of film like his old movies. Like has anyone ever seen? Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels. Hands down one of my favorite movies with this actor in, like he is not really the main actor in this movie. But he was still awesome an unforgettable. Wildcard was it a good film with a good storyline, but I would have expected more? I'm not trying to dump on the movie? But I can see more from this actor jason statham. Like all of his films the fight scenes were incredible. We need to give him a movie kind of like a John Claude Van Damme films, that's just my opinion. But I do want people to watch this film. "Wild Card" was a good film and like all his other films.

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FlashBack Review "Phantasm Trilogy (1979,1988,1994,1998)" Movie Review

The First Phantasm starts off with a boy named Mike, a young teenage boy who has just lost his parents,and is Fucking Scared to lose his brother. This fear causes him to follow his brother to a funeral, where he witnesses this Tall Man lift a Freaking 400 plus pound coffin on his own, If I seen shit like that? I would be like OK? I'm Straight and I need to be the Fuck out now, hahaha!!! This kid later on investigates and discovers a horrible world where the Tall Man, along with his flying Silver Balls, that kill and Drain peoples brains out by drilling and Sucking the insides of your skull out.

 This Fucking Tall Dude has these Midget Minions that are God damn Cannibals, come on how much more does this Freaking Bastard Have? Basically Mike, his brother Jody, and Reggie the ice cream man have to stop this Tall Man Fuck all by themselves. That Fucking Sucks!!!

Well the Second Phantasm Begins off with Twenty Something year old Mike, who is released from Psychiatric Hospital, when he agrees with his Doctor that the Terrible happenings in his past were just in his Imagination.which is Bullshit? once he's free and out of the Hospital, he contacts Reggie right the Fuck away on a Mission to team up to Hunt down and Eliminate this "Tall Man".

This Freak Plunders the Graveyards of The Dark Night and Abducts Corpses to Reanimate them into Zombies with the help of his Terrible Cannibal Gnome Midgets, Later something Strange about this girl who starts to appear in this dude Mike's dreams, and he see's her in danger and assumes she needs his help? so Mike and Reggie go back to where they Started from the Beginning to Kill this Tall Fuck, and long Behold Mike see's the Girl from his Dreams and is Destent to Help Her and Risk his life and His Friend Reggie. its a Never Ending Journey to Kill this Tall Man. JESUS  CHRIST!!!!

Now The Third Phantasm, The Tall Man, that Sonavbitch from the Morning side Mortuary, is back again haunting the thoughts of the now-adult Mike and his friend Ex-Ice Cream Man Reggie. The Two Friends continue their Never Ending Hunt once again for the Mysterious Tall Man, to End his path of Destruction, which they Encounter a variety of dangerous and Fucked up situations, where Reggie meets up with this young boy named Jim who insists for his Help on his Journey to Kill and Destroy the Tall Man Together, while Reggie tries to give up the Family-less Child to an Orphanage, which soon the boy sneaks in Reggie's Trunk of his car to the Path of the Tall Man's Mortuary, where Reggie Meets up with another Person which happens to be a Pro Black Woman Assassin, who Friend gets Murdered by one of the Silver Ball and Seeks Revenge for her Death and joins Reggie and Jim on the Dark Path of the "Tall Man", also they must fight with the resurrected dead, plus a growing number of the Infamous and Deadly Silver Flying Balls which aid the Tall Man, where More Death and Blood Splurting occurs as he sets his sights on indoctrinating Mike as one of his Minions and finishing their fight which begun so many years ago. Feels like it will never End? this Battle.

Finally the Forth Phantasm Takes off immediately where the last one Ended, where you see Mike Driving far in his travels across Dimensions and Trying to Escape from the Tall Man, where Mike Basically Abandoned Reggie in the Catacombs of the Morning Side Mortuary, Where Reggie was up against a wall covered with Dozens of Silver Flying Balls, while Mike sorry and having old Premonitions of Jody and Reggie when he was Young, at the same time he tries to find the origins of the Tall Man, and to know what really happened that night when his Brother Jody died. Meanwhile, Reggie is accompanied by a beautiful girl he picked up on the road, Battles the Silver Flying Balls and the Undead in a Quest to find Mike before the Tall Man can complete his transformation. and there is gonna be a Final Phantasm just for you Horror Fans to know?

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"The Interview (2014)" Movie Review

 I absolutely enjoyed this movie from The Start to the Awesome Ending. I could not stop Laughing, James Franco and Seth Rogen are like the Perfect Comedy Tag Team for Films, ever since I seen these Two in "Pineapple Express" I knew they was a perfect combination for Films. Now in this Movie "The Interview" These Dudes are Bashing and Insulting the Korean President.

That's some Serious Balls? now I know why they was trying to Ban this movie from being released, its like really Bitch Slapping the Real President with this fake Actor, I hope Korea Don't try some Shit over this Movie.

Basically this Film is about these Two Guys named Dave Skylark and his producer Aaron Rapoport are the team behind the popular tabloid-TV show "Skylark Tonight." Which Dave Interviews Celebrities and Famous Musicians. After Knowing that North Korea's President Kim Jong-Un is a huge fan of the show, and they set up an interview with him, hoping to up their popularity and prove themselves as actual journalists.

Dave and Aaron prepare for their journey into North Korea, as the CIA steps in and recruits them, and assigns them on an incredible mission, Assassinate Korea's President!!! I absolutely enjoyed this movie from The Start to the Awesome Ending. I could not stop Laughing, James Franco and Seth Rogen are like the Perfect Comedy Tag Team for Films, ever since I seen these Two in "Pineapple Express" I knew they was a perfect combination for Films.

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FlashBack Review "A Christmas Story (1983)" Movie Review

"A Christmas Story"

 The Spirit of Christmas is approaching and 9 year-old Ralphie wants only one thing for the Holiday, A Red Ryder Range 200 Shot BB gun. When he mentions it at the dinner table, his mother's immediate reaction is that he'll shoot his eye out, which Bums the poor kids wishes down the toilet.

He then decides on a perfect writers theme for his teacher,"What I Want For Christmas"? which makes Ralphie Excited to Influence her to tell his Parents that he Deserves the BB Rifle? but yet again he gets Shot down and with a bad grade, Still Having a Fun Day, Seeing his Friend Flick.                       

            With his Tongue Stuck to a Ice Cold Poll.

Later going Home He fantasizes about what it would be like to be The Red Ryder and to catch the bad guys. Waking up to go the the Mall with his family to go see Santa.

with the Long Forever Line, the mean Nasty Elves and the Tears of Sad Children, when Ralphie and his Brother Randy finally get there turn to see Santa, Randy cries and gets pushed down the Slide, as Ralphie waits for his Turn to sit and ask Santa what he wants for Christmas, he freezes Speechless, and is forced down the Slide but the Nasty Elves and Grumpy Santa, Finally have the Courage to ask Santa what he wanted for Christmas. was a Red Ryder BB Gun, and Santa tells him " You'll Shoot your Eye Out Kid"? and Pushes Ralph down the Slide from Santas Big Boot saying Ho!Ho!Ho!

When the big day arrives, The 2 Boys are surprised by all the Presents they got for Christmas, including a lovely gift from his aunt that his mother just adores.who thinks Ralphie is a Girl, makes him a Pink Rabbit Suit, which makes his Whole Family Laugh. as Ralphie's dad tells his son to take off the Ugly Bunny Suit, having a sit with his Mom and Dad, The Father asks so did you get what you wanted for Christmas? Ralphie Shrugs his Shoulders and says Yeah? as the boy's father Surprises Ralphie with the Red Rider BB Rifle, making this Young Boys Christmas Unforgettable.
For those of you who Never seen this Movie? I Highly Recommend Seeing this Awesome Holiday Film.

Kick his Ass Ralphie!!!!

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"John Wick" Movie Review

This Film Right Here is the Definition of Bad Ass, Keanu Reeves Killed this movie, SERIOUSLY!!!

He's an Ex-Hitman, who comes out of Retirement, and goes on a Vengeful Killing Spree, Tracking Down Russian Gangsters in the Streets of New York, Turning the city into his own Target Range.

Filled with Blood and a Large Amount of Bullet Holes, "John Wick" is the kind of Movie, Action people like, Filled with Guns, Ammo, and Dope Cars. I am a Big Fan of Keanu Reeves, Hands Down.

His films pull you in everytime, Like "The Matrix" and "Constantine". I really hope they continue making Awesome Action Movies like this, my Favorite Scene is when he goes into The Hitmen Hotel, that was a very cool scene, I don't want to Ruin the Movie for you People and Fans.

I Suggest Watching this Movie, I Really Do, a Film Filled with so Mouch Violence and Death,

Who Would'nt want to see that, Enjoy the Movie if you See it, Very Much Worth the 10 Dollars.

SERIOUSLY.

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"Transformers-Age of Extinction" Movie Review

What I have to say about the movie Transformers Age of Extinction, this movie was fucking cool as hell, Bumblebee and Optimus Prime, are the shit!!! I could not look away when I was watching this movie, it was great. I do have one question? Where the hell was Sam Witwicky? He was in all the Transformer movies,  don't get me wrong Mark Whalberg was a very good choice in the movie. But it felt like they fast forward the Trilogy by taking out certain main character's from the first three movies. I am a huge movie buff, I noticed everything watching these films, I don't miss nothing!!! All I got to say I love this movie series. SERIOUSLY. I just hope they continue making these movie, Michael Bay keep up with these awesome movies your a great Director. Transformers are the best thing to have ever been created as a Cartoon and a Movie.

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Sin City 2: "A Dame to Kill For" Movie Review

Sin City 2 A Dame to Kill for, I Like this movie alot, it was not like the first Sin City but it was pretty cool,

and just like the First movie Jessica Alba stole the picture with her looks and her amazing body,

The acting was cool, but it kinda dragged a little, like the story line was kind of upside down, people if you seen the first sin city, Mickey Rourke who plays Marv in the movie Dies from the Electric Chair Execution,

and The Bad guy who was suppose to be Michael Clarke Duncan was suppose to be dead from a Bomb Explosion from Clive Owen in the First Sin City, I don't know why he was still alive in this movie, even though the Allstate dude played him pretty well, but whatever. the scenes in the movie that were my favorite was the part when Josh Brolin and Mickey Rourke Team Up and Kick some serious Ass, That sure was alot of killing and Murder on Marv's part, Damn. he crushed a dudes skull with his bare hands for gods sake, LOL, and my alltime favorite was the ending with Jessica Alba Dancing her Ass Off and giving us men a Reason to Drool from our mouths SERIOUSLY!!! Damn Jessica? you and Mickey at the End was the best part of the movie. if your a fan of graphic comic book movies like me this movie is for you.

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