The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014) Movie Review

What a Great Fucking Movie to End a Lord of the Rings Trilogy, SERIOUSLY!!! The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies, was Excellent!!! like if you seen the First Hobbit movie and the Second Film, than you should watch this Hobbit movie, Because they continue off from the Second Film with the Dragon Smaug Destroying and Burning Lake Town to the Ground making the Towns People Run and Flee outta Fear, like I don;t want to Ruin the Whole Beginning for you?

you know what I mean? anyways the Thirteen Elves are settling back in there Lonely Mountain Home, trying to Rebuild, while the King of the Dwarves, Thorin gets Brainwashed by the Mountains and Mountains of Gold, he becomes very Bitter, and Drunk with Power, while the other Dwarves confused by there Kings Attitude, Continue to Follow their Orders, While Bilbo is holding the Kings Diamond of the Dwarves, Hides it from Thorin because of his mind becoming Corrupt, Man I wanna tell you Readers the Whole movie so Badly but I can't!

all I can tell you is that there are going to be some very Awesome Battle Scenes and Memorable Quotes from this Film, I loved it, from the Start to the Finish, and what a Great to End The Trilogy, Good Job Peter Jackson. Well Done.

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FlashBack Review "Phantasm Trilogy (1979,1988,1994,1998)" Movie Review

The First Phantasm starts off with a boy named Mike, a young teenage boy who has just lost his parents,and is Fucking Scared to lose his brother. This fear causes him to follow his brother to a funeral, where he witnesses this Tall Man lift a Freaking 400 plus pound coffin on his own, If I seen shit like that? I would be like OK? I'm Straight and I need to be the Fuck out now, hahaha!!! This kid later on investigates and discovers a horrible world where the Tall Man, along with his flying Silver Balls, that kill and Drain peoples brains out by drilling and Sucking the insides of your skull out.

 This Fucking Tall Dude has these Midget Minions that are God damn Cannibals, come on how much more does this Freaking Bastard Have? Basically Mike, his brother Jody, and Reggie the ice cream man have to stop this Tall Man Fuck all by themselves. That Fucking Sucks!!!

Well the Second Phantasm Begins off with Twenty Something year old Mike, who is released from Psychiatric Hospital, when he agrees with his Doctor that the Terrible happenings in his past were just in his Imagination.which is Bullshit? once he's free and out of the Hospital, he contacts Reggie right the Fuck away on a Mission to team up to Hunt down and Eliminate this "Tall Man".

This Freak Plunders the Graveyards of The Dark Night and Abducts Corpses to Reanimate them into Zombies with the help of his Terrible Cannibal Gnome Midgets, Later something Strange about this girl who starts to appear in this dude Mike's dreams, and he see's her in danger and assumes she needs his help? so Mike and Reggie go back to where they Started from the Beginning to Kill this Tall Fuck, and long Behold Mike see's the Girl from his Dreams and is Destent to Help Her and Risk his life and His Friend Reggie. its a Never Ending Journey to Kill this Tall Man. JESUS  CHRIST!!!!

Now The Third Phantasm, The Tall Man, that Sonavbitch from the Morning side Mortuary, is back again haunting the thoughts of the now-adult Mike and his friend Ex-Ice Cream Man Reggie. The Two Friends continue their Never Ending Hunt once again for the Mysterious Tall Man, to End his path of Destruction, which they Encounter a variety of dangerous and Fucked up situations, where Reggie meets up with this young boy named Jim who insists for his Help on his Journey to Kill and Destroy the Tall Man Together, while Reggie tries to give up the Family-less Child to an Orphanage, which soon the boy sneaks in Reggie's Trunk of his car to the Path of the Tall Man's Mortuary, where Reggie Meets up with another Person which happens to be a Pro Black Woman Assassin, who Friend gets Murdered by one of the Silver Ball and Seeks Revenge for her Death and joins Reggie and Jim on the Dark Path of the "Tall Man", also they must fight with the resurrected dead, plus a growing number of the Infamous and Deadly Silver Flying Balls which aid the Tall Man, where More Death and Blood Splurting occurs as he sets his sights on indoctrinating Mike as one of his Minions and finishing their fight which begun so many years ago. Feels like it will never End? this Battle.

Finally the Forth Phantasm Takes off immediately where the last one Ended, where you see Mike Driving far in his travels across Dimensions and Trying to Escape from the Tall Man, where Mike Basically Abandoned Reggie in the Catacombs of the Morning Side Mortuary, Where Reggie was up against a wall covered with Dozens of Silver Flying Balls, while Mike sorry and having old Premonitions of Jody and Reggie when he was Young, at the same time he tries to find the origins of the Tall Man, and to know what really happened that night when his Brother Jody died. Meanwhile, Reggie is accompanied by a beautiful girl he picked up on the road, Battles the Silver Flying Balls and the Undead in a Quest to find Mike before the Tall Man can complete his transformation. and there is gonna be a Final Phantasm just for you Horror Fans to know?

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FlashBack Review "A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)" Movie Review

Harold and Kumar!!!! I fucking love this Movie Trilogy of these Two Guys, if you are into Stoner Films, this Drug Related Comedy is for you, Harold and Kumar are Beyond Funny, like if you seen the First Movie, you know what I mean about the crazy Laughs and Smart Humor. When I seen Harold and Kumar: Go to White Castle, I was Instantly Hooked. Fart Humor, Weed Jokes and Nudity, what more do you want? Anyways!!! when I saw the Second Film, the Comedy was even more Funnier, even more Marijuana Smoke Scenes, Violence and Dick Humor.

Harold and Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay, Fucking Funny as Hell. I don't want to Spoil the Plots of these Movies, I very much Suggest you Readers watch these movies!!! Now for the Third Film. A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas Instant Buddy, Friendship, Holiday Classic. this One I would say was my Favorite of all the Three but that would be I'm Lying!!! Because all Three off these Movies are Fucking Great!!! I could never get Bored of Watching these kind of Films.

 SERIOUSLY!!!!! This Christmas Movie is not like Other Holiday Movies, Trust me I should Know? I was born on Christmas. No Freaking Lie About it!!! But who gives a Shit? anyways back to the Movie, This third movie had some Insanely Funny Scenes just like the Original Two. like introducing a Baby to Marijuana, Cocaine and Ecstasy in the same night, who thinks of crazy shit like That?

Had me Dying of Laughter, Two Dudes on a Search to find the Perfect Christmas Tree for the Holidays, Simply Genius. and I want a Waffle Bot for my Birthday.

Pancakes are Fucking Gay!!!!!

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"Dumb and Dumber To" Movie Review

Kind of Funny is how I should put the Third Movie. The First "Dumb and Dumber Film will always be the best one out of the Three. This film had some funny parts, I'm just being Honest, basically half way through the Flick, it got kind of Corny, with the Humor, I was waiting to Seriously Laugh my Ass off,

If you watch this Movie your gonna be kind of upset for the long waited Release, Because it was nothing but Hype? SERIOUSLY.

My favorite scene was when Harry setup up the Firework show for their traveling Guest, Because the guest tricked Harry and Lloyd with a game of Nut and Funnel, and tricked them by pouring a Slushy down their pants, so Harry got Revenge but waking him up with a fireworks show in a Hotel Room while he was Sleeping, very funny Scene. The rest was just Corny. Basically the film starts off, Harry in Need of a New Kidney, Vists Lloyd at a Mental Hospital every Wednesday for the past Twenty years, and finds out that he was lying all for a Long awaited joke, Dumb Harry falls for the Trick and Lloyd and Harry try to see if everything was once the same since the early nineties, Harry going home to his adopted Asian parents, which give him his long past due mail, to find out that he has a Daughter which he never knew about, figuring to himself that she could give him a kidney, so Lloyd and Harry's Journey Begins.

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