FlashBack Review "BloodSport" (1988) Movie Review

Bloodsport!!!!! My god I fucking love this movie. I watched it like fifty times with my old brother when I was like five years old. I could tell you this film from start to finish, seriously I really can? Me and my brother were obsessed with Jean Claude Van Damme movies. I am not fucking kidding you readers? Anyways back to the movie, basically this film is about a US soldier named Frank Dux.

Who is a martial artist wanting to for fill his Masters dreams by competing in this martial Arts competition called the Kumite. If you readers or bloggers never seen Bloodsport? I highly suggest getting some pop corn and a soda or a beer and watch this awesome movie. Van Damme was in his prime back in the 80's,

With his signature round house kicks and splits, and kicking major ass. If your a fan of Jean Claude Van Damme like I am you will know this old school Martial Arts Movie....

"BloodSport Theme Song"

Fight to Survive

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FlashBack Review "Queen of the Damned (2002)" Movie Review

One of the Dopest Horror Vampire Movies of All time, and one of the Sickest Soundtracks to a Movie I have ever Heard, Queen of the Damned, Aaliyah killed this movie, with her Sexy looks and Remarkable Acting, from Start to Finish, this Film pulls you into the Vampire world, and if you like Cool ass Rock Music like me, Check this movie out if you haven't seen it. Point Blank this cool movie is about a Legendary Vampire

Named Lestat, who Transformed his Old life of a Violinist into a Chart Ranking Rock Star.

Having Himself Rising like a God in the Heavy Metal Rock Scene of Damaged Youth. As his Music getting so popular and Lestat Releasing Lyrics that upsets the Vampires of the Twenty First Century.

Including a Legendary Queen of all Vampires Akasha (Aaliyah), who will stop at Nothing to have him as her King, to Rule and Control all Vampires.

 With her Unstoppable Power, makes all Fear to Cross her Path of Fire and Death. As of which all Immortals must stand together to Fight against her to Survive. I don't want to Ruin the Movie for you people, just watch and Love just as Much as I do.

Rest in Peace Aaliyah, you were an Awesome Singer and an Amazing upcoming Actress.

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FlashBack Review: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) Movie Review

One Classic True Story, That never gets old, After picking up a traumatized young hitchhiker, five friends find themselves stalked and hunted by a deformed chainsaw-wielding killer and his family of equally psychopathic killers. Visiting their grandfather's house in the country are hunted and terrorized by grave-robbing cannibals. What a Cult Classic, I should say. Leatherface aka Thomas Hewitt scared the shit outta me as a Teenager, SERIOUSLY.

 That one scene when one of the Idiot's goes inside of the Hewitt house, Leatherface Leads him in with a Pig Squeal Noise, and then Rushes the Dude and Bashes his Head in with a Mallet, that Scene Traumatized me. Till this day, so many awesome Death scenes in this Film, is it wrong that I was extremely happy when the Handicapped Fat Dude got Murdered by Leatherface, I was like Yes!!! Die you Fat Mother Fucker Die, Annoying Bastard. Thank you for Dying, anyways "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" will always be one of those Horror Movies I will always watch on Halloween.

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FlashBack Reviews: Beetlejuice (1988) Movie Review

Oww!!! you want to see Scary? How's This?

I always wanted to Review this movie ever since I was a Kid, this movie right here was always close to one of my Favorite films growing as a child, Beetlejuice is one of those movies you will never forget? SERIOUSLY!!! in all my years till now I never seen a Film like Beetlejuice,This movie's Plot has to do with this Recently Dead Couple,trying to Scare and Remove their New Owners from there House, so they Hire a Bio-Exorcist to Remove these unwanted Guests named Beetlejuice played by Michael Keaton which was the most Perfect actor to play the Main Character "Beetlejuice"

With his unforgettable catch lines and Funny ass Humor, every actor in this Movie was Perfect. Director and Producer Tim Burton knew what he was doing from beginning to the end of this movie, with his amazing Clay Animation and Special Graphics, Amazing to watch his films, I love them all.

"The Nightmare Before Christmas"

                                                                     "Frankenweenie"

This movie is one of those films you could never forget. Especially the scenes, thinking to myself this movie really wasn't for children back in my era, I think? Like if you watch the movie closely you will notice certain things like Beetlejuice is a Womanizer and an Asshole, that's just my perspective? Anyways, I will never stop liking this Film and will show it to my Future Children, one day, but not right now. Good Job Tim Burton your the man.

Beetle Drink? uh Beetle Beverage?

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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FlashBack Reviews: Young Frankenstien (1974) Movie Review

In this spoof of Mary Shelley's Gothic tale, the grandson of Victor Frankenstein, a neurosurgeon, has spent his life living down the legend of his grandfather, even changing the pronunciation of his name. When he discovers his grandfather's diary, he begins to feel differently, and returns to the family castle to satisfy his curiosity by replicating his ancestor's experiments. In the process, he creates one very unique monster. 

LIFE!!! Give my Creation. LIFE!!!
YOU HEAR ME!!!

This Mel Brooks Movie is Corkey and Hilarious at the same time, I swear I must have seen this Classic more than Twenty times. SERIOUSLY!!! I know this movie from the very Start to Finish line for line. Gene Wilder will have your stomach Hurting out of Laughter, with unforgettable Quotes and Catch Phrases 

Marty Feldman was Extremely Funny with his one Liners

Hello. Frod-Rick?

Teri Garr was Humorous and Sexy with an ounce of Smartness

He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.

And Peter Boyle aka Frankenstien was off the Top Funny as Hell, with his Groans and Whimpers

I recommend watching this Movie own Halloween, because it just fits perfect for the Holiday and people will want to sit and watch it. If people have not seen this Movie Please Watch it!!! Trust me, you won't be Disappointed. If you like to Laugh be prepared because watching this film has too many laughs, even the Cast in the movie Smirk out of Laughter, you will notice these scenes if you watch this movie. Trust me, its very Funny. Good Job Mel Brooks for making such a great Film.

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FlashBack Reviews: Fight Club (1999) Movie Review

An insomniac office worker looking for a way to change his life crosses paths with a devil-may-care soap maker and they form an underground fight club that evolves into something much, much more... This Movie right Here is one of my Favorite Films of the 90's. Hands Down, Brad Pitt and Edward Norton were the Best Combination to ever be put in a Movie Together.

From the Beginning to The End of this Movie is Awesome, Unforgettable Quotes and Funny catch Lines. This film I would say is an Intellectual Psychotic Thrill Ride of Violence and Smart Humor put all together to make this Movie Insane and Never Forgotten.

In today's movies and cinematic culture, you don't see movies like Fight Club? You see only PG-13 kind of Shit which you already know whats gonna happen at the Beginning of the Movie. So Fucking Typical. This film have you confused like you can't believe? Like who would think of making a movie about an Insomniac who Invents an Imaginary Friend and Beats the living Shit outta himself? 

This movie is fucking Genius and under rated which is Messed up? Please Hollywood bring back Dope ass Movie like this or at least try to make some kind of Film that has this Kind of Style which puts your Brain in Straight Confusion and makes you think. I fucking Love Fight Club and Hope somewhere in the Future they make another Epic Movie like this one... Quote: "I am Jack's Broken Heart". What a Great Fucking Movie, Thank you for being Made....

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FlashBack Reviews: Ghostbusters (1984) Movie Review

Ghostbusters is the Greatest movie of all time, R.I.P Harold Ramis, who played Egon Spengler. He was the Guy with the Glasses who was Talking about the Twinkies in the Film. He was very cool in this movie, I would like to call Egon a Sarcastic Genius. this movie from Start to Finish pulls you in. Bill Murray aka
Dr. Peter Venkman, I love all his scenes in this film, his Sarcastic Humor is Fucking Great, But hands Down Dan Aykroyd aka Ray Stantz was The Best. I never seen anybody look so cool and Funny Smoking a Cigarette.

that's just my Opinion? His Scenes were my Favorite as Well. and I was told I kind of look like a Young Dan Aykroyd. very Similar Features. but Whatever. back to the reviewing this Awesome Movie about catching Ghosts. when I was Young I always wanted to be a GhostBuster. and catch Ghosts like Slimmer and The Skelerri Brothers.

Ernie Hudson aka Winston Zeddemore was also kind of funny, like his memorable line "I have seen Shit that will Turn you White" and "If someone asks if you are a God? you say Yes!!!".
man I could talk about this movie for hours with the cool Humor and Snappy Catch Phases. my All time favorite Scene is when they Battle The Giant Mr. Stay Puft Marshmallow man. that scene is Memorable.
SERIOUSLY I could never get Bored of watching this movie. if they ever think about making a GhostBusters 3 Film they need to go Hard. because the First Movie was the Best I have ever Scene. sorry that I did not mention the Second GhostBuster Movie. both movies were Awesome The First will always be the Best. thats just my thoughts about what I think. Good job Dan Aykroyd and Harold Ramis for writing and Acting in this Epic Movie. R.I.P again to Egon aka Harold Ramis.

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