FlashBack Review "BloodSport" (1988) Movie Review

Bloodsport!!!!! My god I fucking love this movie. I watched it like fifty times with my old brother when I was like five years old. I could tell you this film from start to finish, seriously I really can? Me and my brother were obsessed with Jean Claude Van Damme movies. I am not fucking kidding you readers? Anyways back to the movie, basically this film is about a US soldier named Frank Dux.

Who is a martial artist wanting to for fill his Masters dreams by competing in this martial Arts competition called the Kumite. If you readers or bloggers never seen Bloodsport? I highly suggest getting some pop corn and a soda or a beer and watch this awesome movie. Van Damme was in his prime back in the 80's,

With his signature round house kicks and splits, and kicking major ass. If your a fan of Jean Claude Van Damme like I am you will know this old school Martial Arts Movie....

"BloodSport Theme Song"

Fight to Survive

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FlashBack Review "Phantasm Trilogy (1979,1988,1994,1998)" Movie Review

The First Phantasm starts off with a boy named Mike, a young teenage boy who has just lost his parents,and is Fucking Scared to lose his brother. This fear causes him to follow his brother to a funeral, where he witnesses this Tall Man lift a Freaking 400 plus pound coffin on his own, If I seen shit like that? I would be like OK? I'm Straight and I need to be the Fuck out now, hahaha!!! This kid later on investigates and discovers a horrible world where the Tall Man, along with his flying Silver Balls, that kill and Drain peoples brains out by drilling and Sucking the insides of your skull out.

 This Fucking Tall Dude has these Midget Minions that are God damn Cannibals, come on how much more does this Freaking Bastard Have? Basically Mike, his brother Jody, and Reggie the ice cream man have to stop this Tall Man Fuck all by themselves. That Fucking Sucks!!!

Well the Second Phantasm Begins off with Twenty Something year old Mike, who is released from Psychiatric Hospital, when he agrees with his Doctor that the Terrible happenings in his past were just in his Imagination.which is Bullshit? once he's free and out of the Hospital, he contacts Reggie right the Fuck away on a Mission to team up to Hunt down and Eliminate this "Tall Man".

This Freak Plunders the Graveyards of The Dark Night and Abducts Corpses to Reanimate them into Zombies with the help of his Terrible Cannibal Gnome Midgets, Later something Strange about this girl who starts to appear in this dude Mike's dreams, and he see's her in danger and assumes she needs his help? so Mike and Reggie go back to where they Started from the Beginning to Kill this Tall Fuck, and long Behold Mike see's the Girl from his Dreams and is Destent to Help Her and Risk his life and His Friend Reggie. its a Never Ending Journey to Kill this Tall Man. JESUS  CHRIST!!!!

Now The Third Phantasm, The Tall Man, that Sonavbitch from the Morning side Mortuary, is back again haunting the thoughts of the now-adult Mike and his friend Ex-Ice Cream Man Reggie. The Two Friends continue their Never Ending Hunt once again for the Mysterious Tall Man, to End his path of Destruction, which they Encounter a variety of dangerous and Fucked up situations, where Reggie meets up with this young boy named Jim who insists for his Help on his Journey to Kill and Destroy the Tall Man Together, while Reggie tries to give up the Family-less Child to an Orphanage, which soon the boy sneaks in Reggie's Trunk of his car to the Path of the Tall Man's Mortuary, where Reggie Meets up with another Person which happens to be a Pro Black Woman Assassin, who Friend gets Murdered by one of the Silver Ball and Seeks Revenge for her Death and joins Reggie and Jim on the Dark Path of the "Tall Man", also they must fight with the resurrected dead, plus a growing number of the Infamous and Deadly Silver Flying Balls which aid the Tall Man, where More Death and Blood Splurting occurs as he sets his sights on indoctrinating Mike as one of his Minions and finishing their fight which begun so many years ago. Feels like it will never End? this Battle.

Finally the Forth Phantasm Takes off immediately where the last one Ended, where you see Mike Driving far in his travels across Dimensions and Trying to Escape from the Tall Man, where Mike Basically Abandoned Reggie in the Catacombs of the Morning Side Mortuary, Where Reggie was up against a wall covered with Dozens of Silver Flying Balls, while Mike sorry and having old Premonitions of Jody and Reggie when he was Young, at the same time he tries to find the origins of the Tall Man, and to know what really happened that night when his Brother Jody died. Meanwhile, Reggie is accompanied by a beautiful girl he picked up on the road, Battles the Silver Flying Balls and the Undead in a Quest to find Mike before the Tall Man can complete his transformation. and there is gonna be a Final Phantasm just for you Horror Fans to know?

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FlashBack Review "A Christmas Story (1983)" Movie Review

"A Christmas Story"

 The Spirit of Christmas is approaching and 9 year-old Ralphie wants only one thing for the Holiday, A Red Ryder Range 200 Shot BB gun. When he mentions it at the dinner table, his mother's immediate reaction is that he'll shoot his eye out, which Bums the poor kids wishes down the toilet.

He then decides on a perfect writers theme for his teacher,"What I Want For Christmas"? which makes Ralphie Excited to Influence her to tell his Parents that he Deserves the BB Rifle? but yet again he gets Shot down and with a bad grade, Still Having a Fun Day, Seeing his Friend Flick.                       

            With his Tongue Stuck to a Ice Cold Poll.

Later going Home He fantasizes about what it would be like to be The Red Ryder and to catch the bad guys. Waking up to go the the Mall with his family to go see Santa.

with the Long Forever Line, the mean Nasty Elves and the Tears of Sad Children, when Ralphie and his Brother Randy finally get there turn to see Santa, Randy cries and gets pushed down the Slide, as Ralphie waits for his Turn to sit and ask Santa what he wants for Christmas, he freezes Speechless, and is forced down the Slide but the Nasty Elves and Grumpy Santa, Finally have the Courage to ask Santa what he wanted for Christmas. was a Red Ryder BB Gun, and Santa tells him " You'll Shoot your Eye Out Kid"? and Pushes Ralph down the Slide from Santas Big Boot saying Ho!Ho!Ho!

When the big day arrives, The 2 Boys are surprised by all the Presents they got for Christmas, including a lovely gift from his aunt that his mother just adores.who thinks Ralphie is a Girl, makes him a Pink Rabbit Suit, which makes his Whole Family Laugh. as Ralphie's dad tells his son to take off the Ugly Bunny Suit, having a sit with his Mom and Dad, The Father asks so did you get what you wanted for Christmas? Ralphie Shrugs his Shoulders and says Yeah? as the boy's father Surprises Ralphie with the Red Rider BB Rifle, making this Young Boys Christmas Unforgettable.
For those of you who Never seen this Movie? I Highly Recommend Seeing this Awesome Holiday Film.

Kick his Ass Ralphie!!!!

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FlashBack Review: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) Movie Review

One Classic True Story, That never gets old, After picking up a traumatized young hitchhiker, five friends find themselves stalked and hunted by a deformed chainsaw-wielding killer and his family of equally psychopathic killers. Visiting their grandfather's house in the country are hunted and terrorized by grave-robbing cannibals. What a Cult Classic, I should say. Leatherface aka Thomas Hewitt scared the shit outta me as a Teenager, SERIOUSLY.

 That one scene when one of the Idiot's goes inside of the Hewitt house, Leatherface Leads him in with a Pig Squeal Noise, and then Rushes the Dude and Bashes his Head in with a Mallet, that Scene Traumatized me. Till this day, so many awesome Death scenes in this Film, is it wrong that I was extremely happy when the Handicapped Fat Dude got Murdered by Leatherface, I was like Yes!!! Die you Fat Mother Fucker Die, Annoying Bastard. Thank you for Dying, anyways "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" will always be one of those Horror Movies I will always watch on Halloween.

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FlashBack Reviews: Beetlejuice (1988) Movie Review

Oww!!! you want to see Scary? How's This?

I always wanted to Review this movie ever since I was a Kid, this movie right here was always close to one of my Favorite films growing as a child, Beetlejuice is one of those movies you will never forget? SERIOUSLY!!! in all my years till now I never seen a Film like Beetlejuice,This movie's Plot has to do with this Recently Dead Couple,trying to Scare and Remove their New Owners from there House, so they Hire a Bio-Exorcist to Remove these unwanted Guests named Beetlejuice played by Michael Keaton which was the most Perfect actor to play the Main Character "Beetlejuice"

With his unforgettable catch lines and Funny ass Humor, every actor in this Movie was Perfect. Director and Producer Tim Burton knew what he was doing from beginning to the end of this movie, with his amazing Clay Animation and Special Graphics, Amazing to watch his films, I love them all.

"The Nightmare Before Christmas"

                                                                     "Frankenweenie"

This movie is one of those films you could never forget. Especially the scenes, thinking to myself this movie really wasn't for children back in my era, I think? Like if you watch the movie closely you will notice certain things like Beetlejuice is a Womanizer and an Asshole, that's just my perspective? Anyways, I will never stop liking this Film and will show it to my Future Children, one day, but not right now. Good Job Tim Burton your the man.

Beetle Drink? uh Beetle Beverage?

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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FlashBack Reviews: Young Frankenstien (1974) Movie Review

In this spoof of Mary Shelley's Gothic tale, the grandson of Victor Frankenstein, a neurosurgeon, has spent his life living down the legend of his grandfather, even changing the pronunciation of his name. When he discovers his grandfather's diary, he begins to feel differently, and returns to the family castle to satisfy his curiosity by replicating his ancestor's experiments. In the process, he creates one very unique monster. 

LIFE!!! Give my Creation. LIFE!!!
YOU HEAR ME!!!

This Mel Brooks Movie is Corkey and Hilarious at the same time, I swear I must have seen this Classic more than Twenty times. SERIOUSLY!!! I know this movie from the very Start to Finish line for line. Gene Wilder will have your stomach Hurting out of Laughter, with unforgettable Quotes and Catch Phrases 

Marty Feldman was Extremely Funny with his one Liners

Hello. Frod-Rick?

Teri Garr was Humorous and Sexy with an ounce of Smartness

He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.

And Peter Boyle aka Frankenstien was off the Top Funny as Hell, with his Groans and Whimpers

I recommend watching this Movie own Halloween, because it just fits perfect for the Holiday and people will want to sit and watch it. If people have not seen this Movie Please Watch it!!! Trust me, you won't be Disappointed. If you like to Laugh be prepared because watching this film has too many laughs, even the Cast in the movie Smirk out of Laughter, you will notice these scenes if you watch this movie. Trust me, its very Funny. Good Job Mel Brooks for making such a great Film.

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FlashBack Reviews: Fight Club (1999) Movie Review

An insomniac office worker looking for a way to change his life crosses paths with a devil-may-care soap maker and they form an underground fight club that evolves into something much, much more... This Movie right Here is one of my Favorite Films of the 90's. Hands Down, Brad Pitt and Edward Norton were the Best Combination to ever be put in a Movie Together.

From the Beginning to The End of this Movie is Awesome, Unforgettable Quotes and Funny catch Lines. This film I would say is an Intellectual Psychotic Thrill Ride of Violence and Smart Humor put all together to make this Movie Insane and Never Forgotten.

In today's movies and cinematic culture, you don't see movies like Fight Club? You see only PG-13 kind of Shit which you already know whats gonna happen at the Beginning of the Movie. So Fucking Typical. This film have you confused like you can't believe? Like who would think of making a movie about an Insomniac who Invents an Imaginary Friend and Beats the living Shit outta himself? 

This movie is fucking Genius and under rated which is Messed up? Please Hollywood bring back Dope ass Movie like this or at least try to make some kind of Film that has this Kind of Style which puts your Brain in Straight Confusion and makes you think. I fucking Love Fight Club and Hope somewhere in the Future they make another Epic Movie like this one... Quote: "I am Jack's Broken Heart". What a Great Fucking Movie, Thank you for being Made....

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FlashBack Reviews: Ghostbusters (1984) Movie Review

Ghostbusters is the Greatest movie of all time, R.I.P Harold Ramis, who played Egon Spengler. He was the Guy with the Glasses who was Talking about the Twinkies in the Film. He was very cool in this movie, I would like to call Egon a Sarcastic Genius. this movie from Start to Finish pulls you in. Bill Murray aka
Dr. Peter Venkman, I love all his scenes in this film, his Sarcastic Humor is Fucking Great, But hands Down Dan Aykroyd aka Ray Stantz was The Best. I never seen anybody look so cool and Funny Smoking a Cigarette.

that's just my Opinion? His Scenes were my Favorite as Well. and I was told I kind of look like a Young Dan Aykroyd. very Similar Features. but Whatever. back to the reviewing this Awesome Movie about catching Ghosts. when I was Young I always wanted to be a GhostBuster. and catch Ghosts like Slimmer and The Skelerri Brothers.

Ernie Hudson aka Winston Zeddemore was also kind of funny, like his memorable line "I have seen Shit that will Turn you White" and "If someone asks if you are a God? you say Yes!!!".
man I could talk about this movie for hours with the cool Humor and Snappy Catch Phases. my All time favorite Scene is when they Battle The Giant Mr. Stay Puft Marshmallow man. that scene is Memorable.
SERIOUSLY I could never get Bored of watching this movie. if they ever think about making a GhostBusters 3 Film they need to go Hard. because the First Movie was the Best I have ever Scene. sorry that I did not mention the Second GhostBuster Movie. both movies were Awesome The First will always be the Best. thats just my thoughts about what I think. Good job Dan Aykroyd and Harold Ramis for writing and Acting in this Epic Movie. R.I.P again to Egon aka Harold Ramis.

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