"LifeTime Presents: Whitney" Movie Review

Lifetime's Bio Picture Film "Whitney"? I got a lot to say about this Movie. First off the Actress is Hotter than the actual Whitney Houston, Second off the Film was only Focusing on Whitney's flaws. What the Fuck Lifetime? I understand your trying to turn into like HBO or Showtime, but that's never going to happen, SERIOUSLY!!! Chill out. OK back to talking about this movie. Whitney Houston was an R&B Diva, Iconic in her own Legendary way, this woman could hold a note for the simplest lyrics, like "I will Always Love you" come on, I heard people try to Hold up to this song not even close? OK back to talking about this Film again, I keep jumping off track, I understand this is (Angela Bassett's) first time Directing, I get it?

but she Destroyed the Beautiful Person who Whitney Houston once was, like right off the back, Fifteen Minutes into the Film she is already doing Bumps of Cocaine, SERIOUSLY??? she was a Clean person, Straight Edge and Everything, Music was her Drug. and Bobby Brown? come on!!!! This Mother Fucker was no God Damn Saint? He introduced Whitney Houston into Drugs like. This movie was fucked up since the Beginning, and to make matters even more worse,

the Actress who is Supposably singing Whitney Houston's Songs, was Fucking Lip Singing!!!!

and What am I seeing watching this Actress Fake Sing Whitney's Unforgettable songs was like watching a Kung Fu Movie, with there words out of Sync from there lips. I don't know Why? this film was made.

Because viewing this movie was like watching a Softcore Porno, and seeing a Woman, getting herself High ass Fuck in her Drug Den House, with her semi wannabe Perfect Bobby Brown. Fuck this Movie!!! it Sucked worse than the Aaliyah Movie, Good Job Lifetime for Fucking up another Dead Celebrites Image of who they once was...

R.I.P Whitney Houston

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FlashBack Review "A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)" Movie Review

Harold and Kumar!!!! I fucking love this Movie Trilogy of these Two Guys, if you are into Stoner Films, this Drug Related Comedy is for you, Harold and Kumar are Beyond Funny, like if you seen the First Movie, you know what I mean about the crazy Laughs and Smart Humor. When I seen Harold and Kumar: Go to White Castle, I was Instantly Hooked. Fart Humor, Weed Jokes and Nudity, what more do you want? Anyways!!! when I saw the Second Film, the Comedy was even more Funnier, even more Marijuana Smoke Scenes, Violence and Dick Humor.

Harold and Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay, Fucking Funny as Hell. I don't want to Spoil the Plots of these Movies, I very much Suggest you Readers watch these movies!!! Now for the Third Film. A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas Instant Buddy, Friendship, Holiday Classic. this One I would say was my Favorite of all the Three but that would be I'm Lying!!! Because all Three off these Movies are Fucking Great!!! I could never get Bored of Watching these kind of Films.

 SERIOUSLY!!!!! This Christmas Movie is not like Other Holiday Movies, Trust me I should Know? I was born on Christmas. No Freaking Lie About it!!! But who gives a Shit? anyways back to the Movie, This third movie had some Insanely Funny Scenes just like the Original Two. like introducing a Baby to Marijuana, Cocaine and Ecstasy in the same night, who thinks of crazy shit like That?

Had me Dying of Laughter, Two Dudes on a Search to find the Perfect Christmas Tree for the Holidays, Simply Genius. and I want a Waffle Bot for my Birthday.

Pancakes are Fucking Gay!!!!!

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