Black or White (2014) Movie Review

Black or white, this movie was your typical kind of film, based on racism and stereotypes. I found this film very boring and Drama based to watch, it was kind of like a freaking soap opera based on black people and white people. I find these kind of movies pretty lame and annoying, they really need to make better films and not so many flix on interracial love, biracial people and racism like "12 years a slave". Don't get me wrong 12 years a slave was a great film but this film black or white was basically a movie about a old white man taking care of his biracial granddaughter because her mother died during birth of this pretty little girl.

The movie is completely based on the little girl, but it drags on and becomes a court kind of movie and it became really whack and hard to watch because it was so freaking boring. I don't want to talk anymore about this movie because it sucked. I thought the little girl was adorable, and Kevin Costner and Octavia Spencer we're pretty good in this movie.

So readers and bloggers if you're into these kind of films you can watch them, because my job as a blogger made this movie hard for me to watch. Because it sucked really freaking bad.

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The Voices (2015) Movie Review

First thing I have to say about this film? I freaking loved this movie. Ryan Reynolds killed this movie "The Voices", I already knew this guy was funny, but in this film he was playing insane and crazy and making it hilarious. In the beginning of the film it was kind of boring but then I realized, Ryan Reynolds was in a movie, I figured I give this movie a chance at my attention, so during the film it starts off with this man who works at a toilet / bathtub looking company,and is extremely shy. When the man goes home it seemed normal, but when I noticed that voices were in the background, I was like who are those voices?

Bosco(Dog)-Jerry(Ryan Reynolds)-Mr.Wiskers(Cat)

the main character starts talking back to the voices, while the voices are in action you see a dog and a cat and both of them are talking? Like who wouldn't want animals who talk to you? Because I know I will always have a friend to talk to. The dog sounds kind of like a old school Western hillbilly and the cat talks like a dirty mouth Scottish man, right from the start I fell in love with the cat and dog. They both are fucking hilarious, the dog is the reason and the cat is the wrong, so they are both talking to the main character and trying to win him over.The cat resembles his evil conscience and the dog resembles his good conscience.

I'm So Sorry!!!!

I learned about that later on during the film. All I have to say is if you want to laugh and get freaked out a little bit this film is definitely for you. The movie is Corky and insane mixed up in a crazy batch. I highly recommend watching this movie because I loved it. Good job Ryan Reynolds.

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"Penguins of Madagascar" (2014) Movie Review

I Freaking Love This Movie!!! I could not stop laughing, from the beginning and to the end of the movie, well played out. I like how they continued the movie trilogy, and blended off with the other characters of the Madagascar cartoon movie. The Penguins where my favorite from the original movie and now given to them their own movie was awesome. The four penguins names are 

Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private.

This film right here will pull you in and not let you go. It was cute, cuddly and very very funny. Skipper and the private where my favorite. Basically this film is about the origins of how the Penguins met each other, so basically they are friends since childbirth and think they are special ops soldiers which is hilarious. I don't want to destroy the movie for you, so I suggest watching this awesome movie with your family or friends because this film is not only for children it could be for adults too...

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"Wild Card" (2015) Movie Review

I just finished watching , Jason Statham in his newest movie "Wild Card". Basically this movie is about a bodyguard, who goes and helps people solve their problems of what happened to them. While watching this movie? It was like watching a transporter movie. Don't get me wrong I love watching his films. But this film is like every other movie that he is in. We already know that jason is a badass? But they really need to give him better the roles, I completely understand He's Cool? That this actor plays well in action films. But I want to see him in some kind of film like his old movies. Like has anyone ever seen? Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels. Hands down one of my favorite movies with this actor in, like he is not really the main actor in this movie. But he was still awesome an unforgettable. Wildcard was it a good film with a good storyline, but I would have expected more? I'm not trying to dump on the movie? But I can see more from this actor jason statham. Like all of his films the fight scenes were incredible. We need to give him a movie kind of like a John Claude Van Damme films, that's just my opinion. But I do want people to watch this film. "Wild Card" was a good film and like all his other films.

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"The Interview (2014)" Movie Review

 I absolutely enjoyed this movie from The Start to the Awesome Ending. I could not stop Laughing, James Franco and Seth Rogen are like the Perfect Comedy Tag Team for Films, ever since I seen these Two in "Pineapple Express" I knew they was a perfect combination for Films. Now in this Movie "The Interview" These Dudes are Bashing and Insulting the Korean President.

That's some Serious Balls? now I know why they was trying to Ban this movie from being released, its like really Bitch Slapping the Real President with this fake Actor, I hope Korea Don't try some Shit over this Movie.

Basically this Film is about these Two Guys named Dave Skylark and his producer Aaron Rapoport are the team behind the popular tabloid-TV show "Skylark Tonight." Which Dave Interviews Celebrities and Famous Musicians. After Knowing that North Korea's President Kim Jong-Un is a huge fan of the show, and they set up an interview with him, hoping to up their popularity and prove themselves as actual journalists.

Dave and Aaron prepare for their journey into North Korea, as the CIA steps in and recruits them, and assigns them on an incredible mission, Assassinate Korea's President!!! I absolutely enjoyed this movie from The Start to the Awesome Ending. I could not stop Laughing, James Franco and Seth Rogen are like the Perfect Comedy Tag Team for Films, ever since I seen these Two in "Pineapple Express" I knew they was a perfect combination for Films.

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FlashBack Review "A Christmas Story (1983)" Movie Review

"A Christmas Story"

 The Spirit of Christmas is approaching and 9 year-old Ralphie wants only one thing for the Holiday, A Red Ryder Range 200 Shot BB gun. When he mentions it at the dinner table, his mother's immediate reaction is that he'll shoot his eye out, which Bums the poor kids wishes down the toilet.

He then decides on a perfect writers theme for his teacher,"What I Want For Christmas"? which makes Ralphie Excited to Influence her to tell his Parents that he Deserves the BB Rifle? but yet again he gets Shot down and with a bad grade, Still Having a Fun Day, Seeing his Friend Flick.                       

            With his Tongue Stuck to a Ice Cold Poll.

Later going Home He fantasizes about what it would be like to be The Red Ryder and to catch the bad guys. Waking up to go the the Mall with his family to go see Santa.

with the Long Forever Line, the mean Nasty Elves and the Tears of Sad Children, when Ralphie and his Brother Randy finally get there turn to see Santa, Randy cries and gets pushed down the Slide, as Ralphie waits for his Turn to sit and ask Santa what he wants for Christmas, he freezes Speechless, and is forced down the Slide but the Nasty Elves and Grumpy Santa, Finally have the Courage to ask Santa what he wanted for Christmas. was a Red Ryder BB Gun, and Santa tells him " You'll Shoot your Eye Out Kid"? and Pushes Ralph down the Slide from Santas Big Boot saying Ho!Ho!Ho!

When the big day arrives, The 2 Boys are surprised by all the Presents they got for Christmas, including a lovely gift from his aunt that his mother just adores.who thinks Ralphie is a Girl, makes him a Pink Rabbit Suit, which makes his Whole Family Laugh. as Ralphie's dad tells his son to take off the Ugly Bunny Suit, having a sit with his Mom and Dad, The Father asks so did you get what you wanted for Christmas? Ralphie Shrugs his Shoulders and says Yeah? as the boy's father Surprises Ralphie with the Red Rider BB Rifle, making this Young Boys Christmas Unforgettable.
For those of you who Never seen this Movie? I Highly Recommend Seeing this Awesome Holiday Film.

Kick his Ass Ralphie!!!!

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FlashBack Review "A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)" Movie Review

Harold and Kumar!!!! I fucking love this Movie Trilogy of these Two Guys, if you are into Stoner Films, this Drug Related Comedy is for you, Harold and Kumar are Beyond Funny, like if you seen the First Movie, you know what I mean about the crazy Laughs and Smart Humor. When I seen Harold and Kumar: Go to White Castle, I was Instantly Hooked. Fart Humor, Weed Jokes and Nudity, what more do you want? Anyways!!! when I saw the Second Film, the Comedy was even more Funnier, even more Marijuana Smoke Scenes, Violence and Dick Humor.

Harold and Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay, Fucking Funny as Hell. I don't want to Spoil the Plots of these Movies, I very much Suggest you Readers watch these movies!!! Now for the Third Film. A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas Instant Buddy, Friendship, Holiday Classic. this One I would say was my Favorite of all the Three but that would be I'm Lying!!! Because all Three off these Movies are Fucking Great!!! I could never get Bored of Watching these kind of Films.

 SERIOUSLY!!!!! This Christmas Movie is not like Other Holiday Movies, Trust me I should Know? I was born on Christmas. No Freaking Lie About it!!! But who gives a Shit? anyways back to the Movie, This third movie had some Insanely Funny Scenes just like the Original Two. like introducing a Baby to Marijuana, Cocaine and Ecstasy in the same night, who thinks of crazy shit like That?

Had me Dying of Laughter, Two Dudes on a Search to find the Perfect Christmas Tree for the Holidays, Simply Genius. and I want a Waffle Bot for my Birthday.

Pancakes are Fucking Gay!!!!!

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"Horrible Bosses 2" Movie Review

Very very Funny Movie Horrible Bosses 2, and just like the first film, Fucking Hilarious!!!

I just gotta be Honest, Horrible Bosses 1 was the Best Movie, I just gotta say?

It had more Unforgettable Quotes and more Funnier Scenes, and Jason Bateman killed it, his Sarcasm is the Best. Charlie Day was Super Funny, with his Pitchy Voice and Loyalness towards his Wife.

Jason Sudeikis is another Favorite of mine, Sexaholic Bastard. Hahahaha!!!!

What made this Film good was that they kept the same cast from the First movie. Jamie Fox was kinda funny in this movie, I mean Mother Fucker Jones. Jennifer Aniston was Sexy and Funny at the same time, Another Sexaholic Bastard. Basically this Movie is about People Tired of always taking shit from people, and trying to be their own man, Nick, Dale and Kurt go into business for themselves. Creating an invention called the Shower Buddy.

which attracts the attention of a Wealthy Father and Spoiled Son, Whom invests in the Trio's product, then cancels their order and steals their idea. Now in Major debt and Searching for a Miracle, Nick, Dale and Kurt decide to kidnap The Business Man's Son and use him for Ransom Money to pay off their Serious Loans, but like the First Movie it becomes an Insane Roller Coaster Ride of Lies and Deceit.

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"Dumb and Dumber To" Movie Review

Kind of Funny is how I should put the Third Movie. The First "Dumb and Dumber Film will always be the best one out of the Three. This film had some funny parts, I'm just being Honest, basically half way through the Flick, it got kind of Corny, with the Humor, I was waiting to Seriously Laugh my Ass off,

If you watch this Movie your gonna be kind of upset for the long waited Release, Because it was nothing but Hype? SERIOUSLY.

My favorite scene was when Harry setup up the Firework show for their traveling Guest, Because the guest tricked Harry and Lloyd with a game of Nut and Funnel, and tricked them by pouring a Slushy down their pants, so Harry got Revenge but waking him up with a fireworks show in a Hotel Room while he was Sleeping, very funny Scene. The rest was just Corny. Basically the film starts off, Harry in Need of a New Kidney, Vists Lloyd at a Mental Hospital every Wednesday for the past Twenty years, and finds out that he was lying all for a Long awaited joke, Dumb Harry falls for the Trick and Lloyd and Harry try to see if everything was once the same since the early nineties, Harry going home to his adopted Asian parents, which give him his long past due mail, to find out that he has a Daughter which he never knew about, figuring to himself that she could give him a kidney, so Lloyd and Harry's Journey Begins.

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FlashBack Review: Crank 2 High Voltage (2009) Movie Review

One of my all time favorite Sequels Crank 2 High Voltage, Don't get me wrong the The First Crank was Awesome, but for some Reason I like the Second Film more, I found it more Crazy and Extremely Entertaining, like how the movie continues from the First Film, was just Fucking Amazing, Jason Statham is one of my Favorite Action Actors in movies, with his funny British Humor and Kick Ass Fighting Scenes.

I don't know why? I just like his Movies, From "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels and 

"The Transporter". you can like put him in any Movie and it will be Awesome. SERIOUSLY!!!

anyways, back to talking about this Dope ass Film, if you see the scenes your just gonna Laugh and be Drawn in like Hypnosis, I'm not kidding. from Start to Finish of this film is an Action Ride.

this Flick is Definitely not for kids, Hands Down, Theirs Non Stop Cursing, Sex, Nudity, Violence and Murder. and how could I forget Self Mutilation. I shit you not!!! a Mexican Gang Banger is Forced to cut off both of his nipples for Failing to Kill Chev Chelios .

all I gotta tell you is, He is a man with never Ending Vengence to get his Strawberry Tart back ( his Heart ) and to have his Lovely ( Lemon ) Amy Smart, the Air Head, Bad Ass Stripper.and this man will stop at nothing to have them both.

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FlashBack Reviews: Beetlejuice (1988) Movie Review

Oww!!! you want to see Scary? How's This?

I always wanted to Review this movie ever since I was a Kid, this movie right here was always close to one of my Favorite films growing as a child, Beetlejuice is one of those movies you will never forget? SERIOUSLY!!! in all my years till now I never seen a Film like Beetlejuice,This movie's Plot has to do with this Recently Dead Couple,trying to Scare and Remove their New Owners from there House, so they Hire a Bio-Exorcist to Remove these unwanted Guests named Beetlejuice played by Michael Keaton which was the most Perfect actor to play the Main Character "Beetlejuice"

With his unforgettable catch lines and Funny ass Humor, every actor in this Movie was Perfect. Director and Producer Tim Burton knew what he was doing from beginning to the end of this movie, with his amazing Clay Animation and Special Graphics, Amazing to watch his films, I love them all.

"The Nightmare Before Christmas"

                                                                     "Frankenweenie"

This movie is one of those films you could never forget. Especially the scenes, thinking to myself this movie really wasn't for children back in my era, I think? Like if you watch the movie closely you will notice certain things like Beetlejuice is a Womanizer and an Asshole, that's just my perspective? Anyways, I will never stop liking this Film and will show it to my Future Children, one day, but not right now. Good Job Tim Burton your the man.

Beetle Drink? uh Beetle Beverage?

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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