"Horrible Bosses 2" Movie Review

Very very Funny Movie Horrible Bosses 2, and just like the first film, Fucking Hilarious!!!

I just gotta be Honest, Horrible Bosses 1 was the Best Movie, I just gotta say?

It had more Unforgettable Quotes and more Funnier Scenes, and Jason Bateman killed it, his Sarcasm is the Best. Charlie Day was Super Funny, with his Pitchy Voice and Loyalness towards his Wife.

Jason Sudeikis is another Favorite of mine, Sexaholic Bastard. Hahahaha!!!!

What made this Film good was that they kept the same cast from the First movie. Jamie Fox was kinda funny in this movie, I mean Mother Fucker Jones. Jennifer Aniston was Sexy and Funny at the same time, Another Sexaholic Bastard. Basically this Movie is about People Tired of always taking shit from people, and trying to be their own man, Nick, Dale and Kurt go into business for themselves. Creating an invention called the Shower Buddy.

which attracts the attention of a Wealthy Father and Spoiled Son, Whom invests in the Trio's product, then cancels their order and steals their idea. Now in Major debt and Searching for a Miracle, Nick, Dale and Kurt decide to kidnap The Business Man's Son and use him for Ransom Money to pay off their Serious Loans, but like the First Movie it becomes an Insane Roller Coaster Ride of Lies and Deceit.

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"Aaliyah The Princess of R&B" Movie Review

 Aaliyah The Princess of R&B, What a Load of Horse Shit, This Wannabe Tribute of a Movie. SERIOUSLY!!!! Lifetime Channel? Really? You couldn't have given this movie to HBO or SHOWTIME? Why LIFETIME? You Fucking Morons!!! This movie basically crapped on a R&B Legend. First off the actress looks nothing Similar to The Real Aaliyah? Second off She Sings like Complete Shit, and Third off She looks Nothing like the Real Aaliyah? You Fucking Idiots!!!!

It was painful watching this Bio Film of an Original R&B Diva, I wanted to cry inside. and Forth off she had a Gorgeous look about her that was one of a kind, I was in High School when Aaliyah Died. Which was so fucking Sad, This Artist was at the Highlight of her Career, and than Poof? Dead and Gone from this World.

The fake Aaliyah could not be matched with her style and Singing Flow,
if the Real Aaliyah was alive this Movie of her's would have never been made, and she would Choke the Living Hell out of this Actress, for copying her,and while Reviewing this Film, the other Actors and Actresses where not even close to the Real Artists.

Like, Missy Elliot, R.Kelly and Timberland, and the story was kind of upside down, Aaliyah is probally Rolling all over the place in her Grave knowing about this Terrible Movie. Good Job Lifetime, 

you AssHoles...if anybody knows the story of Aaliyah? Please tell me I'm not wrong.

The Real Aaliyah is Pointing at you Lifetime.

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FlashBack Review: Crank 2 High Voltage (2009) Movie Review

One of my all time favorite Sequels Crank 2 High Voltage, Don't get me wrong the The First Crank was Awesome, but for some Reason I like the Second Film more, I found it more Crazy and Extremely Entertaining, like how the movie continues from the First Film, was just Fucking Amazing, Jason Statham is one of my Favorite Action Actors in movies, with his funny British Humor and Kick Ass Fighting Scenes.

I don't know why? I just like his Movies, From "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels and 

"The Transporter". you can like put him in any Movie and it will be Awesome. SERIOUSLY!!!

anyways, back to talking about this Dope ass Film, if you see the scenes your just gonna Laugh and be Drawn in like Hypnosis, I'm not kidding. from Start to Finish of this film is an Action Ride.

this Flick is Definitely not for kids, Hands Down, Theirs Non Stop Cursing, Sex, Nudity, Violence and Murder. and how could I forget Self Mutilation. I shit you not!!! a Mexican Gang Banger is Forced to cut off both of his nipples for Failing to Kill Chev Chelios .

all I gotta tell you is, He is a man with never Ending Vengence to get his Strawberry Tart back ( his Heart ) and to have his Lovely ( Lemon ) Amy Smart, the Air Head, Bad Ass Stripper.and this man will stop at nothing to have them both.

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FlashBack Review: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) Movie Review

One Classic True Story, That never gets old, After picking up a traumatized young hitchhiker, five friends find themselves stalked and hunted by a deformed chainsaw-wielding killer and his family of equally psychopathic killers. Visiting their grandfather's house in the country are hunted and terrorized by grave-robbing cannibals. What a Cult Classic, I should say. Leatherface aka Thomas Hewitt scared the shit outta me as a Teenager, SERIOUSLY.

 That one scene when one of the Idiot's goes inside of the Hewitt house, Leatherface Leads him in with a Pig Squeal Noise, and then Rushes the Dude and Bashes his Head in with a Mallet, that Scene Traumatized me. Till this day, so many awesome Death scenes in this Film, is it wrong that I was extremely happy when the Handicapped Fat Dude got Murdered by Leatherface, I was like Yes!!! Die you Fat Mother Fucker Die, Annoying Bastard. Thank you for Dying, anyways "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" will always be one of those Horror Movies I will always watch on Halloween.

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FlashBack Reviews: Would You Rather (2012) Movie Review

"Would you Rather" this movie threw me off Guard from the Title, but when I was watching this movie,

I could'nt look away, SERIOUSLY. This Film right here is for all my Horror/Gore Lovers like me.

I haven't seen anything Sick like this movie in awhile, Torture, Brutality and Death all mixed together, 

"Claps Hands" Thank you. I love movies like this, Brittany Snow and Sasha Grey where in this movie kind of film which was a Surprise for me, Two Pretty Actresses getting Tortured and Shit had me on my toes,

Basically, this movie is about this Girl (Brittany Snow) who has money Problems and a Sick Brother,

And is in Desperate needs of having it to Help her Situation, so she is asked to come to this private Dinner,

And is Invited to play this game for Money, when she Arrives there are Seven other people attending, including her which makes Eight, to play the game "Would You Rather".

I don't want to give you the whole movie in Detail so I suggest watching this Crazy movie, it will have you on your toes, asking yourself who's going to be the Winner? Awesome Twist at the End, You'll be like Oh Shit!!!

                                                         No, not your Eye!!!!!!! you Sicko

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FlashBack Reviews: Beetlejuice (1988) Movie Review

Oww!!! you want to see Scary? How's This?

I always wanted to Review this movie ever since I was a Kid, this movie right here was always close to one of my Favorite films growing as a child, Beetlejuice is one of those movies you will never forget? SERIOUSLY!!! in all my years till now I never seen a Film like Beetlejuice,This movie's Plot has to do with this Recently Dead Couple,trying to Scare and Remove their New Owners from there House, so they Hire a Bio-Exorcist to Remove these unwanted Guests named Beetlejuice played by Michael Keaton which was the most Perfect actor to play the Main Character "Beetlejuice"

With his unforgettable catch lines and Funny ass Humor, every actor in this Movie was Perfect. Director and Producer Tim Burton knew what he was doing from beginning to the end of this movie, with his amazing Clay Animation and Special Graphics, Amazing to watch his films, I love them all.

"The Nightmare Before Christmas"

                                                                     "Frankenweenie"

This movie is one of those films you could never forget. Especially the scenes, thinking to myself this movie really wasn't for children back in my era, I think? Like if you watch the movie closely you will notice certain things like Beetlejuice is a Womanizer and an Asshole, that's just my perspective? Anyways, I will never stop liking this Film and will show it to my Future Children, one day, but not right now. Good Job Tim Burton your the man.

Beetle Drink? uh Beetle Beverage?

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Annabelle" Movie Review

WHY GOD DID I WATCH THIS WHACK ASS  MOVIE WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know this Movie is supposed to be Based on a True Story about a Demon Possessed Doll, I get it?

 But why did they have to make it so Fucking 

Predictable, I knew what was going to happen 

Without even knowing the movie. Scene after Scene I figured it out, How the Hell did this movie get an R Rating?

There was little Blood, No Gore, No Cursing, and not even Scary? The Director and Producer needs to Stop making Terrible Ass Movies like Annabelle. The Whole time I thought I was going to see it moving around like Chucky killing people, but No, it was just a Lame Movie like the First Film "The Conjuring".

I was Extremely disappointed from the Beginning of The End of this so called Scary Movie.

I give this Movie a Big "FUCK YOU" on the Acting, The Screen Play, and The Corny Horror Imagery.

I do not recommend Watching this Movie, you will be very Upset for wasting money at the Theater to see this Whack Ass Movie. Fuck You Annabelle.

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FlashBack Reviews: MANIAC (2012) Movie Review

A serial killer with a Fetish for scalping Chicks Domes like Geronimo Kills for the hunt. Frank (Elijah Wood) is the Sadistic owner of a mannequin store, but his life changes when young artist Anna (Nora Arnezeder) appears asking for his help with her new exhibition. The whole Movie is in Point of View Style like a First Person Shooter Video game if you know what I mean?

I haven't seen a Horror Slasher Film like this in a Long time, Dude Frodo from Lord of the Rings went Psychopath, Man there was so much Gore it was Beautiful. I love Sick Sadistic Horror Films like Maniac. Only awesome movies like this are made by European Directors, American Producers and Directors need to step there Game up on Movies like This?

The Whole movie you just see his Hands, and the Only way you see The Main Character is if he Looks in the Mirror, that's Brilliant!!! I was Glued to the Main Actor liked crazy, He has Panic Attacks, he Talks to himself, he thinks his Mannequin are Alive? Wow.... the Murder Scenes were Fantastic, SERIOUSLY. I would Definitely watch this Movie Again. I fucking Loved it!!!!

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"LUCY" Movie Review

Wow!!!!!! What a great Movie. Scarlett Johansson Killed this film with her Beauty and Awesome Telekinetic Abilities. Who wouldn't want to Absorb and Control Matter with the Minds? I know I would. Shit!!!!

Point Black Bullet to your Face Graphics, Amazing CGI, Man, this Chick is Moving and Throwing people around like Rag Dolls,

Controlling Computers, Mind Reading, and even Scanning people like a Fucking Computer!!!! Why the Fuck can't I have Super Human Powers like that? You know what I'm saying? That's just me Thinking like a NERD, LOL, anyways, Scarlett was Fucking Cool as Hell, and Sexy as Fuck.Morgan Freeman is the Mother Fucking Man like Always, I don't know why? But I think he has the most Coolest voice I have ever Heard in my entire life just like Christopher Walken. Anyways,
I Recommend watching this movie, it will Blow you away, SERIOUSLY. If you're into these kind of Science Fiction Type style Films this movie is for you, the action was very cool,
Super Dope Scenery like them Showing Times Square from the start of how it was built till how it looks now, very cool movie. I would watch it again.

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FlashBack Reviews: Ghostbusters (1984) Movie Review

Ghostbusters is the Greatest movie of all time, R.I.P Harold Ramis, who played Egon Spengler. He was the Guy with the Glasses who was Talking about the Twinkies in the Film. He was very cool in this movie, I would like to call Egon a Sarcastic Genius. this movie from Start to Finish pulls you in. Bill Murray aka
Dr. Peter Venkman, I love all his scenes in this film, his Sarcastic Humor is Fucking Great, But hands Down Dan Aykroyd aka Ray Stantz was The Best. I never seen anybody look so cool and Funny Smoking a Cigarette.

that's just my Opinion? His Scenes were my Favorite as Well. and I was told I kind of look like a Young Dan Aykroyd. very Similar Features. but Whatever. back to the reviewing this Awesome Movie about catching Ghosts. when I was Young I always wanted to be a GhostBuster. and catch Ghosts like Slimmer and The Skelerri Brothers.

Ernie Hudson aka Winston Zeddemore was also kind of funny, like his memorable line "I have seen Shit that will Turn you White" and "If someone asks if you are a God? you say Yes!!!".
man I could talk about this movie for hours with the cool Humor and Snappy Catch Phases. my All time favorite Scene is when they Battle The Giant Mr. Stay Puft Marshmallow man. that scene is Memorable.
SERIOUSLY I could never get Bored of watching this movie. if they ever think about making a GhostBusters 3 Film they need to go Hard. because the First Movie was the Best I have ever Scene. sorry that I did not mention the Second GhostBuster Movie. both movies were Awesome The First will always be the Best. thats just my thoughts about what I think. Good job Dan Aykroyd and Harold Ramis for writing and Acting in this Epic Movie. R.I.P again to Egon aka Harold Ramis.

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