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Showing posts with label Bad Language. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bad Language. Show all posts

Saturday, December 20, 2014

FlashBack Review "A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)" Movie Review

Harold and Kumar!!!! I fucking love this Movie Trilogy of these Two Guys, if you are into Stoner Films, this Drug Related Comedy is for you, Harold and Kumar are Beyond Funny, like if you seen the First Movie, you know what I mean about the crazy Laughs and Smart Humor. When I seen Harold and Kumar: Go to White Castle, I was Instantly Hooked. Fart Humor, Weed Jokes and Nudity, what more do you want? Anyways!!! when I saw the Second Film, the Comedy was even more Funnier, even more Marijuana Smoke Scenes, Violence and Dick Humor.
Harold and Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay, Fucking Funny as Hell. I don't want to Spoil the Plots of these Movies, I very much Suggest you Readers watch these movies!!! Now for the Third Film. A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas Instant Buddy, Friendship, Holiday Classic. this One I would say was my Favorite of all the Three but that would be I'm Lying!!! Because all Three off these Movies are Fucking Great!!! I could never get Bored of Watching these kind of Films.
 SERIOUSLY!!!!! This Christmas Movie is not like Other Holiday Movies, Trust me I should Know? I was born on Christmas. No Freaking Lie About it!!! But who gives a Shit? anyways back to the Movie, This third movie had some Insanely Funny Scenes just like the Original Two. like introducing a Baby to Marijuana, Cocaine and Ecstasy in the same night, who thinks of crazy shit like That?
Had me Dying of Laughter, Two Dudes on a Search to find the Perfect Christmas Tree for the Holidays, Simply Genius. and I want a Waffle Bot for my Birthday.
Pancakes are Fucking Gay!!!!!

"Horrible Bosses 2" Movie Review

Very very Funny Movie Horrible Bosses 2, and just like the first film, Fucking Hilarious!!!
I just gotta be Honest, Horrible Bosses 1 was the Best Movie, I just gotta say?
It had more Unforgettable Quotes and more Funnier Scenes, and Jason Bateman killed it, his Sarcasm is the Best. Charlie Day was Super Funny, with his Pitchy Voice and Loyalness towards his Wife.
Jason Sudeikis is another Favorite of mine, Sexaholic Bastard. Hahahaha!!!!
What made this Film good was that they kept the same cast from the First movie. Jamie Fox was kinda funny in this movie, I mean Mother Fucker Jones. Jennifer Aniston was Sexy and Funny at the same time, Another Sexaholic Bastard. Basically this Movie is about People Tired of always taking shit from people, and trying to be their own man, Nick, Dale and Kurt go into business for themselves. Creating an invention called the Shower Buddy.
which attracts the attention of a Wealthy Father and Spoiled Son, Whom invests in the Trio's product, then cancels their order and steals their idea. Now in Major debt and Searching for a Miracle, Nick, Dale and Kurt decide to kidnap The Business Man's Son and use him for Ransom Money to pay off their Serious Loans, but like the First Movie it becomes an Insane Roller Coaster Ride of Lies and Deceit.


Tuesday, October 28, 2014

FlashBack Reviews: Beetlejuice (1988) Movie Review

Oww!!! you want to see Scary? How's This?

I always wanted to Review this movie ever since I was a Kid, this movie right here was always close to one of my Favorite films growing as a child, Beetlejuice is one of those movies you will never forget? SERIOUSLY!!! in all my years till now I never seen a Film like Beetlejuice,This movie's Plot has to do with this Recently Dead Couple,trying to Scare and Remove their New Owners from there House, so they Hire a Bio-Exorcist to Remove these unwanted Guests named Beetlejuice played by Michael Keaton which was the most Perfect actor to play the Main Character "Beetlejuice"
With his unforgettable catch lines and Funny ass Humor, every actor in this Movie was Perfect. Director and Producer Tim Burton knew what he was doing from beginning to the end of this movie, with his amazing Clay Animation and Special Graphics, Amazing to watch his films, I love them all.
"The Nightmare Before Christmas"
                                                                     "Frankenweenie"
This movie is one of those films you could never forget. Especially the scenes, thinking to myself this movie really wasn't for children back in my era, I think? Like if you watch the movie closely you will notice certain things like Beetlejuice is a Womanizer and an Asshole, that's just my perspective? Anyways, I will never stop liking this Film and will show it to my Future Children, one day, but not right now. Good Job Tim Burton your the man.
Beetle Drink? uh Beetle Beverage?
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, September 5, 2014

My review on Grand Theft Auto V


All I have to say about this video game is that it is very Fucking Addicting. SERIOUSLY!!! When Grand Theft Auto V came out for the PlayStation 3. I could not get off the game when I started playing, Michael, Franklin and Trevor, these character's in the game were equally awesome.
See No Evil, Speak No Evil, Hear no Evil

This game took me Three months to Beat. And when I started playing online against people from around the world. Than this game got very very addicting. Like you get to create your own character and make him or her look somewhat like yourself. I made myself look kind of funky, he has kind of a Manhattan kind of look with bank robbing face paint, I got a lot of friends online. Even some random players could be Assholes like they don't respect the game. If you readers get what I mean? What really fucking grinds my gears is how there are little kids playing this game online. I swear some of them were from the ages of 8 years old to like 12!?!? What the fuck parents? Do you care about your children at all?
To be playing a violent ass video game made for adults. Point blank this game has bad language, destruction, strip clubs, and sex with hookers? I know for a god damn fact!!! My children will not be playing games like this. Leave these kind of Entertaining video games for us Adults. Not for you "Yo Gabba Gabba" "Blues Clues" "Barney and friends" kind of children. SERIOUSLY.