"LifeTime Presents: Whitney" Movie Review

Lifetime's Bio Picture Film "Whitney"? I got a lot to say about this Movie. First off the Actress is Hotter than the actual Whitney Houston, Second off the Film was only Focusing on Whitney's flaws. What the Fuck Lifetime? I understand your trying to turn into like HBO or Showtime, but that's never going to happen, SERIOUSLY!!! Chill out. OK back to talking about this movie. Whitney Houston was an R&B Diva, Iconic in her own Legendary way, this woman could hold a note for the simplest lyrics, like "I will Always Love you" come on, I heard people try to Hold up to this song not even close? OK back to talking about this Film again, I keep jumping off track, I understand this is (Angela Bassett's) first time Directing, I get it?

but she Destroyed the Beautiful Person who Whitney Houston once was, like right off the back, Fifteen Minutes into the Film she is already doing Bumps of Cocaine, SERIOUSLY??? she was a Clean person, Straight Edge and Everything, Music was her Drug. and Bobby Brown? come on!!!! This Mother Fucker was no God Damn Saint? He introduced Whitney Houston into Drugs like. This movie was fucked up since the Beginning, and to make matters even more worse,

the Actress who is Supposably singing Whitney Houston's Songs, was Fucking Lip Singing!!!!

and What am I seeing watching this Actress Fake Sing Whitney's Unforgettable songs was like watching a Kung Fu Movie, with there words out of Sync from there lips. I don't know Why? this film was made.

Because viewing this movie was like watching a Softcore Porno, and seeing a Woman, getting herself High ass Fuck in her Drug Den House, with her semi wannabe Perfect Bobby Brown. Fuck this Movie!!! it Sucked worse than the Aaliyah Movie, Good Job Lifetime for Fucking up another Dead Celebrites Image of who they once was...

R.I.P Whitney Houston

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Taylor Swift- "Blank Space" Music Video Review

 

Man, Man, Man!!!! What an Interesting Video Taylor Swift Dropped called "Blank Space" where she in Love with a Man who breaks her Heart at the End, Basically Tall Glass of Champagne Taylor is Sweet Innocent and Lovey- Dovey in the Beginning, and than becomes a Rage Obsessed Jealous Girlfriend who wins at the End of the Video, Like She Smashes a Vintage Classic Car with a Fucking Golf Club!!!

While Viewing this video, everything was ok in the Start of the Video, but I could not get my Eyes off that Beautiful Car!!! I was basically Screaming at the Screen Stop Hitting that Gorgeous Car with that Nine Iron!!!! YOU BITCH!!!! STOP!!!! I wanted to cry, Hahahaha!!!

but Seriously there was no Reason to Go Ham Crazy on a Classic like that? Car's have Feelings like People you know? so Taylor stop being a Jealous Skank and Move on with you Rich Conceited Ass. God!!! That Poor Car.

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FlashBack Review "Queen of the Damned (2002)" Movie Review

One of the Dopest Horror Vampire Movies of All time, and one of the Sickest Soundtracks to a Movie I have ever Heard, Queen of the Damned, Aaliyah killed this movie, with her Sexy looks and Remarkable Acting, from Start to Finish, this Film pulls you into the Vampire world, and if you like Cool ass Rock Music like me, Check this movie out if you haven't seen it. Point Blank this cool movie is about a Legendary Vampire

Named Lestat, who Transformed his Old life of a Violinist into a Chart Ranking Rock Star.

Having Himself Rising like a God in the Heavy Metal Rock Scene of Damaged Youth. As his Music getting so popular and Lestat Releasing Lyrics that upsets the Vampires of the Twenty First Century.

Including a Legendary Queen of all Vampires Akasha (Aaliyah), who will stop at Nothing to have him as her King, to Rule and Control all Vampires.

 With her Unstoppable Power, makes all Fear to Cross her Path of Fire and Death. As of which all Immortals must stand together to Fight against her to Survive. I don't want to Ruin the Movie for you people, just watch and Love just as Much as I do.

Rest in Peace Aaliyah, you were an Awesome Singer and an Amazing upcoming Actress.

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"Aaliyah The Princess of R&B" Movie Review

 Aaliyah The Princess of R&B, What a Load of Horse Shit, This Wannabe Tribute of a Movie. SERIOUSLY!!!! Lifetime Channel? Really? You couldn't have given this movie to HBO or SHOWTIME? Why LIFETIME? You Fucking Morons!!! This movie basically crapped on a R&B Legend. First off the actress looks nothing Similar to The Real Aaliyah? Second off She Sings like Complete Shit, and Third off She looks Nothing like the Real Aaliyah? You Fucking Idiots!!!!

It was painful watching this Bio Film of an Original R&B Diva, I wanted to cry inside. and Forth off she had a Gorgeous look about her that was one of a kind, I was in High School when Aaliyah Died. Which was so fucking Sad, This Artist was at the Highlight of her Career, and than Poof? Dead and Gone from this World.

The fake Aaliyah could not be matched with her style and Singing Flow,
if the Real Aaliyah was alive this Movie of her's would have never been made, and she would Choke the Living Hell out of this Actress, for copying her,and while Reviewing this Film, the other Actors and Actresses where not even close to the Real Artists.

Like, Missy Elliot, R.Kelly and Timberland, and the story was kind of upside down, Aaliyah is probally Rolling all over the place in her Grave knowing about this Terrible Movie. Good Job Lifetime, 

you AssHoles...if anybody knows the story of Aaliyah? Please tell me I'm not wrong.

The Real Aaliyah is Pointing at you Lifetime.

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Australian Pink Floyd Band at Mohegan Sun Casino

Wow!!! What a Great Fucking Show. These Australians can SERIOUSLY Play some Pink Floyd.

I am a Huge all time fan of this Classic Rock Band. my Father got me addicted to there Music, Pink Floyd is a Legendary Rock Band with a Psychedelic Feel, that will have you in a Trance with there Guitar Riffs and Awesome Lyrics. but when I heard of an all Australian Rock Band Covering and Tributing all of Pink Floyd's songs I just had to Hear how they Sounded, The Original Band Vocalist of Pink Floyd said that this Aussie Band sounds Ten Times better than they do, which had me in Shock.

so Reviewing this band at the Mohegan Sun Arena and Casino, I was very excited to see this band. I had great seats, and perfect Sight of the Band which was great, when this band opened up with a Pink Floyd Original song like " Another Brick in the Wall", "Comfortably Numb", "Wish you were Here" and "Hey you" my all time Favorite Pink Floyd song.

I was singing and Head Rocking to every song this Aussie band was Throwing at us fans, This Australian Band Kicks Fucking Ass, Great job on Keeping these songs Alive. Awesome job Australian Pink Floyd Band you guys are keeping Real Rock Music from Dying.

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FlashBack Reviews: Young Frankenstien (1974) Movie Review

In this spoof of Mary Shelley's Gothic tale, the grandson of Victor Frankenstein, a neurosurgeon, has spent his life living down the legend of his grandfather, even changing the pronunciation of his name. When he discovers his grandfather's diary, he begins to feel differently, and returns to the family castle to satisfy his curiosity by replicating his ancestor's experiments. In the process, he creates one very unique monster. 

LIFE!!! Give my Creation. LIFE!!!
YOU HEAR ME!!!

This Mel Brooks Movie is Corkey and Hilarious at the same time, I swear I must have seen this Classic more than Twenty times. SERIOUSLY!!! I know this movie from the very Start to Finish line for line. Gene Wilder will have your stomach Hurting out of Laughter, with unforgettable Quotes and Catch Phrases 

Marty Feldman was Extremely Funny with his one Liners

Hello. Frod-Rick?

Teri Garr was Humorous and Sexy with an ounce of Smartness

He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.

And Peter Boyle aka Frankenstien was off the Top Funny as Hell, with his Groans and Whimpers

I recommend watching this Movie own Halloween, because it just fits perfect for the Holiday and people will want to sit and watch it. If people have not seen this Movie Please Watch it!!! Trust me, you won't be Disappointed. If you like to Laugh be prepared because watching this film has too many laughs, even the Cast in the movie Smirk out of Laughter, you will notice these scenes if you watch this movie. Trust me, its very Funny. Good Job Mel Brooks for making such a great Film.

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"Jersey Boys" Movie Review

This Movie Brought me back in Time, call me Corny but I love this kind of Music, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Frankie Valli, I did not know? That this movie was Produced and Directed by Clint Eastwood,
The movie I thought was gonna be like watching Glee or some Shit. But they made like old school style,
I grew up in the 80's so I really didn't even hear Doo Wop Music before, but my father would watch old Mobster Movies and you would always hear this kind of music in the back round, and I would always listen more closely to the singing then to the actual movie actors, don't get me wrong I love Mobsters Movies, like
"Goodfellas", "A Bronx Tale" and "Once Upon a Time in New York" and I can't forget "Casino". This movie from beginning to end was great, very cool acting and the Songs were very Cool, Like "Walk like a Man"
"Big Girls Don't Cry" and so and so, if your an old school kind of guy like me this movie would fit perfect in your Video Library. Good job Clint Eastwood, I enjoyed this movie very much. Who would of thought? a Broadway Musical turned into a cool movie, had me lost in my thoughts.

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Mushroomhead - "Out Of My Mind" Music Video Review

MUSHROOMHEAD!!!!!! pretty fucking cool Metal Rock Band, I just happen to think they are kind of a Knock off toward my Favorite band SLIPKNOT, but anyways these guys are still Rocking, the only song by this band that I actually listened to a lot was the song "Solitaire Unraveling" Sick Beat and Guitar Riffs, but anyways lets talk about the video, I liked the video, kind of strange, Nazi Germany Style Clothing, contemplating War, like the song fit the Title of the Song "Out of my Mind", they are Showing Torture and Kidnapping in the video which was kind of Insane on my part, but anyways, Keep Rocking Mushroomhead,
and continue acting Strange and Unusual with your Songs and Interesting Videos.

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Slipknot -"The Devil in I" Music Video Review

Wow!!! Slipknot Still Fucking Rocks till this Day, if your a huge fan Like I am? you know what I'm talking about? this video was Insane, Cannibalism, Murder, Suicide, Executions, this is the kind of music that matches it's style to Metal Rock Music, Fucking Perfect, Loud Guitars, Explosive Drums, Slipknot is the kind of band you will never get bored of listening too, also R.I.P Paul Gray aka #5, this album was based on his memory, if you don't know Paul Gray of Slipknot, he was the Guitar player who wore the pig mask and the zombie looking metal face

There New Album is Called "The Gray Chapter" and I'm buying the album trust me, I love Metal Rock Music, huge Fan of Ear Bleeding music like Slipknot, I want to own all their Masks, they all are extremely Awesome, my favorite band member is #0 Sid aka DJ Star Scream, he is Fucking Insane on and off the stage at the Slipknot Concerts, and the way he scratches Records is amazing, if you want to hear him do some serious scratching listen to the track "surfacing", that's all I got to say about that. I have every album by this band, I Started listening to these guys ever since High School in the Early 2000's, and I was hooked on there Ear Bleeding Guitar Solos and Insane Percussion Noise, Fucking Love these guys, and if #8 Corey Taylor, the Lead Singer of this Fucking Awesome Band were to Quit? I swear I will never listen to these guys ever again, Hands down, I'm Done, Slipknot is The Mother Fucking Shit...SERIOUSLY.

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Dj DeadMau5 Battles Mickey Mouse for Trademark Ears

Now This I find to be kind of funny SERIOUSLY!!! Dj DeadMau5 verses Disney's Mickey Mouse?
the media has to be on drugs, and the industry, Deadmau5 is a House Music Dj, and Mickey Mouse is a cute and Adorable Disney Character from a Cartoon, a cartoon Mouse and the other is a Real life person with a huge Helmet type Mask with Mouse Ears on it, how is this even a Battle? unless they animated it and put it on youtube, Disney thinks they own everything, whatever they include in there movies and Cloths and Characters, people are not stealing your shit, Mouse ears are not owned by there franchise, if anything they are promoting your cute ears, like cool ass Dj DeadMau5, his music I find to be pretty fucking awesome, he's a European Dj who makes people Dance and feel Happy? Mickey Mouse a Character who makes children Laugh and feel joy, and its pretty fucked up with their subliminal messages they promote in there cartoons and movies, only people like me would notice these kinds of images that are laid out, Dj DeadMau5 flat out, his music could be about drugs and alcohol, and Secret messages, for gods sake there right in front of your eyes? All I have to say on this Subject? Grow up Disney about your fucking Mickey Mouse ears you have so much money why you need anymore? if you are Suing Dj DeadMau5 Donate the money to the ALS cause you Fucking Leeches.

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