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Showing posts with label Insane. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Insane. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 24, 2015

The Voices (2015) Movie Review

First thing I have to say about this film? I freaking loved this movie. Ryan Reynolds killed this movie "The Voices", I already knew this guy was funny, but in this film he was playing insane and crazy and making it hilarious. In the beginning of the film it was kind of boring but then I realized, Ryan Reynolds was in a movie, I figured I give this movie a chance at my attention, so during the film it starts off with this man who works at a toilet / bathtub looking company,and is extremely shy. When the man goes home it seemed normal, but when I noticed that voices were in the background, I was like who are those voices?
Bosco(Dog)-Jerry(Ryan Reynolds)-Mr.Wiskers(Cat)

the main character starts talking back to the voices, while the voices are in action you see a dog and a cat and both of them are talking? Like who wouldn't want animals who talk to you? Because I know I will always have a friend to talk to. The dog sounds kind of like a old school Western hillbilly and the cat talks like a dirty mouth Scottish man, right from the start I fell in love with the cat and dog. They both are fucking hilarious, the dog is the reason and the cat is the wrong, so they are both talking to the main character and trying to win him over.The cat resembles his evil conscience and the dog resembles his good conscience.
I'm So Sorry!!!!

I learned about that later on during the film. All I have to say is if you want to laugh and get freaked out a little bit this film is definitely for you. The movie is Corky and insane mixed up in a crazy batch. I highly recommend watching this movie because I loved it. Good job Ryan Reynolds.

Saturday, November 8, 2014

FlashBack Review: Crank 2 High Voltage (2009) Movie Review

One of my all time favorite Sequels Crank 2 High Voltage, Don't get me wrong the The First Crank was Awesome, but for some Reason I like the Second Film more, I found it more Crazy and Extremely Entertaining, like how the movie continues from the First Film, was just Fucking Amazing, Jason Statham is one of my Favorite Action Actors in movies, with his funny British Humor and Kick Ass Fighting Scenes.
I don't know why? I just like his Movies, From "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels and 
"The Transporter". you can like put him in any Movie and it will be Awesome. SERIOUSLY!!!
anyways, back to talking about this Dope ass Film, if you see the scenes your just gonna Laugh and be Drawn in like Hypnosis, I'm not kidding. from Start to Finish of this film is an Action Ride.
this Flick is Definitely not for kids, Hands Down, Theirs Non Stop Cursing, Sex, Nudity, Violence and Murder. and how could I forget Self Mutilation. I shit you not!!! a Mexican Gang Banger is Forced to cut off both of his nipples for Failing to Kill Chev Chelios .
all I gotta tell you is, He is a man with never Ending Vengence to get his Strawberry Tart back ( his Heart ) and to have his Lovely ( Lemon ) Amy Smart, the Air Head, Bad Ass Stripper.and this man will stop at nothing to have them both.



Tuesday, October 28, 2014

FlashBack Reviews: Would You Rather (2012) Movie Review


"Would you Rather" this movie threw me off Guard from the Title, but when I was watching this movie,
I could'nt look away, SERIOUSLY. This Film right here is for all my Horror/Gore Lovers like me.
I haven't seen anything Sick like this movie in awhile, Torture, Brutality and Death all mixed together, 
"Claps Hands" Thank you. I love movies like this, Brittany Snow and Sasha Grey where in this movie kind of film which was a Surprise for me, Two Pretty Actresses getting Tortured and Shit had me on my toes,
Basically, this movie is about this Girl (Brittany Snow) who has money Problems and a Sick Brother,
And is in Desperate needs of having it to Help her Situation, so she is asked to come to this private Dinner,
And is Invited to play this game for Money, when she Arrives there are Seven other people attending, including her which makes Eight, to play the game "Would You Rather".
I don't want to give you the whole movie in Detail so I suggest watching this Crazy movie, it will have you on your toes, asking yourself who's going to be the Winner? Awesome Twist at the End, You'll be like Oh Shit!!!
                                                         No, not your Eye!!!!!!! you Sicko


Sunday, October 5, 2014

FlashBack Reviews: MANIAC (2012) Movie Review


A serial killer with a Fetish for scalping Chicks Domes like Geronimo Kills for the hunt. Frank (Elijah Wood) is the Sadistic owner of a mannequin store, but his life changes when young artist Anna (Nora Arnezeder) appears asking for his help with her new exhibition. The whole Movie is in Point of View Style like a First Person Shooter Video game if you know what I mean?

I haven't seen a Horror Slasher Film like this in a Long time, Dude Frodo from Lord of the Rings went Psychopath, Man there was so much Gore it was Beautiful. I love Sick Sadistic Horror Films like Maniac. Only awesome movies like this are made by European Directors, American Producers and Directors need to step there Game up on Movies like This?

The Whole movie you just see his Hands, and the Only way you see The Main Character is if he Looks in the Mirror, that's Brilliant!!! I was Glued to the Main Actor liked crazy, He has Panic Attacks, he Talks to himself, he thinks his Mannequin are Alive? Wow.... the Murder Scenes were Fantastic, SERIOUSLY. I would Definitely watch this Movie Again. I fucking Loved it!!!!