"The Interview (2014)" Movie Review

 I absolutely enjoyed this movie from The Start to the Awesome Ending. I could not stop Laughing, James Franco and Seth Rogen are like the Perfect Comedy Tag Team for Films, ever since I seen these Two in "Pineapple Express" I knew they was a perfect combination for Films. Now in this Movie "The Interview" These Dudes are Bashing and Insulting the Korean President.

That's some Serious Balls? now I know why they was trying to Ban this movie from being released, its like really Bitch Slapping the Real President with this fake Actor, I hope Korea Don't try some Shit over this Movie.

Basically this Film is about these Two Guys named Dave Skylark and his producer Aaron Rapoport are the team behind the popular tabloid-TV show "Skylark Tonight." Which Dave Interviews Celebrities and Famous Musicians. After Knowing that North Korea's President Kim Jong-Un is a huge fan of the show, and they set up an interview with him, hoping to up their popularity and prove themselves as actual journalists.

Dave and Aaron prepare for their journey into North Korea, as the CIA steps in and recruits them, and assigns them on an incredible mission, Assassinate Korea's President!!! I absolutely enjoyed this movie from The Start to the Awesome Ending. I could not stop Laughing, James Franco and Seth Rogen are like the Perfect Comedy Tag Team for Films, ever since I seen these Two in "Pineapple Express" I knew they was a perfect combination for Films.

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FlashBack Review "A Christmas Story (1983)" Movie Review

"A Christmas Story"

 The Spirit of Christmas is approaching and 9 year-old Ralphie wants only one thing for the Holiday, A Red Ryder Range 200 Shot BB gun. When he mentions it at the dinner table, his mother's immediate reaction is that he'll shoot his eye out, which Bums the poor kids wishes down the toilet.

He then decides on a perfect writers theme for his teacher,"What I Want For Christmas"? which makes Ralphie Excited to Influence her to tell his Parents that he Deserves the BB Rifle? but yet again he gets Shot down and with a bad grade, Still Having a Fun Day, Seeing his Friend Flick.                       

            With his Tongue Stuck to a Ice Cold Poll.

Later going Home He fantasizes about what it would be like to be The Red Ryder and to catch the bad guys. Waking up to go the the Mall with his family to go see Santa.

with the Long Forever Line, the mean Nasty Elves and the Tears of Sad Children, when Ralphie and his Brother Randy finally get there turn to see Santa, Randy cries and gets pushed down the Slide, as Ralphie waits for his Turn to sit and ask Santa what he wants for Christmas, he freezes Speechless, and is forced down the Slide but the Nasty Elves and Grumpy Santa, Finally have the Courage to ask Santa what he wanted for Christmas. was a Red Ryder BB Gun, and Santa tells him " You'll Shoot your Eye Out Kid"? and Pushes Ralph down the Slide from Santas Big Boot saying Ho!Ho!Ho!

When the big day arrives, The 2 Boys are surprised by all the Presents they got for Christmas, including a lovely gift from his aunt that his mother just adores.who thinks Ralphie is a Girl, makes him a Pink Rabbit Suit, which makes his Whole Family Laugh. as Ralphie's dad tells his son to take off the Ugly Bunny Suit, having a sit with his Mom and Dad, The Father asks so did you get what you wanted for Christmas? Ralphie Shrugs his Shoulders and says Yeah? as the boy's father Surprises Ralphie with the Red Rider BB Rifle, making this Young Boys Christmas Unforgettable.
For those of you who Never seen this Movie? I Highly Recommend Seeing this Awesome Holiday Film.

Kick his Ass Ralphie!!!!

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FlashBack Review "A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)" Movie Review

Harold and Kumar!!!! I fucking love this Movie Trilogy of these Two Guys, if you are into Stoner Films, this Drug Related Comedy is for you, Harold and Kumar are Beyond Funny, like if you seen the First Movie, you know what I mean about the crazy Laughs and Smart Humor. When I seen Harold and Kumar: Go to White Castle, I was Instantly Hooked. Fart Humor, Weed Jokes and Nudity, what more do you want? Anyways!!! when I saw the Second Film, the Comedy was even more Funnier, even more Marijuana Smoke Scenes, Violence and Dick Humor.

Harold and Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay, Fucking Funny as Hell. I don't want to Spoil the Plots of these Movies, I very much Suggest you Readers watch these movies!!! Now for the Third Film. A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas Instant Buddy, Friendship, Holiday Classic. this One I would say was my Favorite of all the Three but that would be I'm Lying!!! Because all Three off these Movies are Fucking Great!!! I could never get Bored of Watching these kind of Films.

 SERIOUSLY!!!!! This Christmas Movie is not like Other Holiday Movies, Trust me I should Know? I was born on Christmas. No Freaking Lie About it!!! But who gives a Shit? anyways back to the Movie, This third movie had some Insanely Funny Scenes just like the Original Two. like introducing a Baby to Marijuana, Cocaine and Ecstasy in the same night, who thinks of crazy shit like That?

Had me Dying of Laughter, Two Dudes on a Search to find the Perfect Christmas Tree for the Holidays, Simply Genius. and I want a Waffle Bot for my Birthday.

Pancakes are Fucking Gay!!!!!

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"Horrible Bosses 2" Movie Review

Very very Funny Movie Horrible Bosses 2, and just like the first film, Fucking Hilarious!!!

I just gotta be Honest, Horrible Bosses 1 was the Best Movie, I just gotta say?

It had more Unforgettable Quotes and more Funnier Scenes, and Jason Bateman killed it, his Sarcasm is the Best. Charlie Day was Super Funny, with his Pitchy Voice and Loyalness towards his Wife.

Jason Sudeikis is another Favorite of mine, Sexaholic Bastard. Hahahaha!!!!

What made this Film good was that they kept the same cast from the First movie. Jamie Fox was kinda funny in this movie, I mean Mother Fucker Jones. Jennifer Aniston was Sexy and Funny at the same time, Another Sexaholic Bastard. Basically this Movie is about People Tired of always taking shit from people, and trying to be their own man, Nick, Dale and Kurt go into business for themselves. Creating an invention called the Shower Buddy.

which attracts the attention of a Wealthy Father and Spoiled Son, Whom invests in the Trio's product, then cancels their order and steals their idea. Now in Major debt and Searching for a Miracle, Nick, Dale and Kurt decide to kidnap The Business Man's Son and use him for Ransom Money to pay off their Serious Loans, but like the First Movie it becomes an Insane Roller Coaster Ride of Lies and Deceit.

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"KoRn" and "Slipknot" Concert at Mohegan Sun Casino Concert Review

I Recently went to The Mohegan Sun Casino for the Slipknot Tour and KoRn Performance, The Show was out of this World. if your a Fan like me, you know what I mean? KoRn opened up for Slipknot and I was going Berserk I was singing every single song they was Playing. like the songs they started with was Twist/Here to Stay and I was Like FUCK YEAH!!!!!! the place was packed.

People and Fans where all over the place going Insane, Rushing and Bumping each other, Crowd Surfing and Mosh Pits. Fucking Awesome!!!! and they Sung there new Song "Hater" from there new album "The Paradigm Shift". my Second ever time seeing a Rock Concert, was the best Christmas Present I could ever ask for. When KoRn was Done and throwing there Guitar picks and Drum sticks to the fans, Fieldy the Bassist of KoRn threw up his Rock Fingers at me and I was like FIELDY!!!!

"Twist/Here to Stay"

When Slipknot Opened up People went Absolutely Bunkers!!!! SERIOUSLY!?!

I know I was going Beyond Mad seeing my Favorite Band every since I was Sixteen, Performing and Seeing them clear as Day right in front of my eyes, I could not look away. They Opened up with there New Song "The Negative One". Fans went Fucking Crazy!!! Pushing and Shoving each other, and some I think were Fighting? when they where singing one of my Favorite songs like "The Heretic Anthem" I was like if your a Five,Five,Five your a Six,Six,Six, Fucking Spazzing and going Sick. This is one concert I could never forget for as long as I shall live, Thank you KoRn and Slipknot, for the Performance that will live in my Dreams and Thoughts Forever.

"My Plague"

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FlashBack Review "Queen of the Damned (2002)" Movie Review

One of the Dopest Horror Vampire Movies of All time, and one of the Sickest Soundtracks to a Movie I have ever Heard, Queen of the Damned, Aaliyah killed this movie, with her Sexy looks and Remarkable Acting, from Start to Finish, this Film pulls you into the Vampire world, and if you like Cool ass Rock Music like me, Check this movie out if you haven't seen it. Point Blank this cool movie is about a Legendary Vampire

Named Lestat, who Transformed his Old life of a Violinist into a Chart Ranking Rock Star.

Having Himself Rising like a God in the Heavy Metal Rock Scene of Damaged Youth. As his Music getting so popular and Lestat Releasing Lyrics that upsets the Vampires of the Twenty First Century.

Including a Legendary Queen of all Vampires Akasha (Aaliyah), who will stop at Nothing to have him as her King, to Rule and Control all Vampires.

 With her Unstoppable Power, makes all Fear to Cross her Path of Fire and Death. As of which all Immortals must stand together to Fight against her to Survive. I don't want to Ruin the Movie for you people, just watch and Love just as Much as I do.

Rest in Peace Aaliyah, you were an Awesome Singer and an Amazing upcoming Actress.

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"Aaliyah The Princess of R&B" Movie Review

 Aaliyah The Princess of R&B, What a Load of Horse Shit, This Wannabe Tribute of a Movie. SERIOUSLY!!!! Lifetime Channel? Really? You couldn't have given this movie to HBO or SHOWTIME? Why LIFETIME? You Fucking Morons!!! This movie basically crapped on a R&B Legend. First off the actress looks nothing Similar to The Real Aaliyah? Second off She Sings like Complete Shit, and Third off She looks Nothing like the Real Aaliyah? You Fucking Idiots!!!!

It was painful watching this Bio Film of an Original R&B Diva, I wanted to cry inside. and Forth off she had a Gorgeous look about her that was one of a kind, I was in High School when Aaliyah Died. Which was so fucking Sad, This Artist was at the Highlight of her Career, and than Poof? Dead and Gone from this World.

The fake Aaliyah could not be matched with her style and Singing Flow,
if the Real Aaliyah was alive this Movie of her's would have never been made, and she would Choke the Living Hell out of this Actress, for copying her,and while Reviewing this Film, the other Actors and Actresses where not even close to the Real Artists.

Like, Missy Elliot, R.Kelly and Timberland, and the story was kind of upside down, Aaliyah is probally Rolling all over the place in her Grave knowing about this Terrible Movie. Good Job Lifetime, 

you AssHoles...if anybody knows the story of Aaliyah? Please tell me I'm not wrong.

The Real Aaliyah is Pointing at you Lifetime.

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Kim Kardashian "Paper Magazine" Review *WARNING* Nudity

MY GOD!!!! WHAT A FUCKING ATTENTION WHORE. You're a Mother for the Sake of God!!! Don't you know that? Oh!!! Look at me? Look at me? I'm Kim the Fake ass Whore Kardashian,

Look at my Fat Injected Ass Boys. Envy me Girls. God, I hate this Fucking Woman, SERIOUSLY?

God? What the Hell were you thinking when you created this Nobody of a Woman. She got Famous for her Fake Ass, Don't you people get that? And she posed for Playboy? Who gives a flying shit.

And she made a Sex Tape awhile back that got bought by Vivid Adult Entertainment, oh Whooptie Fucking Do. "Paper"? I never even heard about this shitty magazine, on the cover she shows her fake ass, then reviewing the pictures, she's showing Side Breast and then the Fucking main Event. Full Frontal Nudity.when Hugh Hefner paid her to pose? I know for a fact he was pissed as Fuck!!!! Like he was probably saying? Kim that Conceited Bitch!!! I PAID HER LIKE  HALF A FURTUNE JUST TO SHOW ONE BREAST!!! THAT WHORE? Anyways, back to me. Now she Poses for some Fucking Magazine that nobody even knows about

Not even Playboy got pictures like that?

I'm gonna Destroy this Media Slut. You're a Fucking Mother..... Your Child is gonna see these pictures when she hits like ten years old, and she gonna say? Mommy, why did you show the whole world your Naked Body? And Kim is gonna say because Mommy got Forgotten so she had to Show her TITS.

I am so Done with this Fucking Bitch. Go Die Somewhere Kim The Whore-Bag Kardashian. 

If you want to see this Skank's Photo Shoot click the "paper" link its Highlighted in red.

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"Dumb and Dumber To" Movie Review

Kind of Funny is how I should put the Third Movie. The First "Dumb and Dumber Film will always be the best one out of the Three. This film had some funny parts, I'm just being Honest, basically half way through the Flick, it got kind of Corny, with the Humor, I was waiting to Seriously Laugh my Ass off,

If you watch this Movie your gonna be kind of upset for the long waited Release, Because it was nothing but Hype? SERIOUSLY.

My favorite scene was when Harry setup up the Firework show for their traveling Guest, Because the guest tricked Harry and Lloyd with a game of Nut and Funnel, and tricked them by pouring a Slushy down their pants, so Harry got Revenge but waking him up with a fireworks show in a Hotel Room while he was Sleeping, very funny Scene. The rest was just Corny. Basically the film starts off, Harry in Need of a New Kidney, Vists Lloyd at a Mental Hospital every Wednesday for the past Twenty years, and finds out that he was lying all for a Long awaited joke, Dumb Harry falls for the Trick and Lloyd and Harry try to see if everything was once the same since the early nineties, Harry going home to his adopted Asian parents, which give him his long past due mail, to find out that he has a Daughter which he never knew about, figuring to himself that she could give him a kidney, so Lloyd and Harry's Journey Begins.

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"Addicted" Movie Review

1. What a Hell of a Sex-Ride, I never seen so much Cheating from a Beautiful Woman in a Movie, Kind of Reminded me of "Unfaithful" with Diane Lane. The Whole Movie was like watching a Soft-Core Porno. The Main Actress gets Addicted to this Spanish Dudes Penis like Mad Hard, Yeah I understand her own Husband can't completly Satisfy her, I Get it!!! but Damn Everyday she's getting Torn up and Nailed by this Client she's trying to get to promote her Business, Jesus Christ. Fucking Whore, Skank, and Slut-Bag.

   

   and the Actress is Blazing as Hell Too, Gorgeous Face, Caramel Skin and a Nice ass Body, she was getting it in like Crazy, Completly Forgetting her own Family and Children and Shit, DAMN. I like Sex too but What the Fuck? everyday from another man other than your own Husband?

   

   thats Fucked up.

   

   

   I know its Based on the best-selling novel by Zane, "ADDICTED" is a sexy and provocative thriller about desire and the dangers of Cheating, Business woman (Zoe Reynard) appears to have accomplished it all, the dream husband who she madly loves, two wonderful children and a flourishing career. As she pursues a secretive life, she soon finds herself risking it all when she heads down a Dangerous path that will Destroy everything she has Created and Loved. All I can say is wait to watch this movie on Cable it aint worth it watching it at the Theater. SERIOUSLY.

   
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