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Friday, January 9, 2015

FlashBack Review "Phantasm Trilogy (1979,1988,1994,1998)" Movie Review

Phantasm
The First Phantasm starts off with a boy named Mike, a young teenage boy who has just lost his parents,and is Fucking Scared to lose his brother. This fear causes him to follow his brother to a funeral, where he witnesses this Tall Man lift a Freaking 400 plus pound coffin on his own, If I seen shit like that? I would be like OK? I'm Straight and I need to be the Fuck out now, hahaha!!! This kid later on investigates and discovers a horrible world where the Tall Man, along with his flying Silver Balls, that kill and Drain peoples brains out by drilling and Sucking the insides of your skull out.
 This Fucking Tall Dude has these Midget Minions that are God damn Cannibals, come on how much more does this Freaking Bastard Have? Basically Mike, his brother Jody, and Reggie the ice cream man have to stop this Tall Man Fuck all by themselves. That Fucking Sucks!!!
Well the Second Phantasm Begins off with Twenty Something year old Mike, who is released from Psychiatric Hospital, when he agrees with his Doctor that the Terrible happenings in his past were just in his Imagination.which is Bullshit? once he's free and out of the Hospital, he contacts Reggie right the Fuck away on a Mission to team up to Hunt down and Eliminate this "Tall Man".
This Freak Plunders the Graveyards of The Dark Night and Abducts Corpses to Reanimate them into Zombies with the help of his Terrible Cannibal Gnome Midgets, Later something Strange about this girl who starts to appear in this dude Mike's dreams, and he see's her in danger and assumes she needs his help? so Mike and Reggie go back to where they Started from the Beginning to Kill this Tall Fuck, and long Behold Mike see's the Girl from his Dreams and is Destent to Help Her and Risk his life and His Friend Reggie. its a Never Ending Journey to Kill this Tall Man. JESUS  CHRIST!!!!
Now The Third Phantasm, The Tall Man, that Sonavbitch from the Morning side Mortuary, is back again haunting the thoughts of the now-adult Mike and his friend Ex-Ice Cream Man Reggie. The Two Friends continue their Never Ending Hunt once again for the Mysterious Tall Man, to End his path of Destruction, which they Encounter a variety of dangerous and Fucked up situations, where Reggie meets up with this young boy named Jim who insists for his Help on his Journey to Kill and Destroy the Tall Man Together, while Reggie tries to give up the Family-less Child to an Orphanage, which soon the boy sneaks in Reggie's Trunk of his car to the Path of the Tall Man's Mortuary, where Reggie Meets up with another Person which happens to be a Pro Black Woman Assassin, who Friend gets Murdered by one of the Silver Ball and Seeks Revenge for her Death and joins Reggie and Jim on the Dark Path of the "Tall Man", also they must fight with the resurrected dead, plus a growing number of the Infamous and Deadly Silver Flying Balls which aid the Tall Man, where More Death and Blood Splurting occurs as he sets his sights on indoctrinating Mike as one of his Minions and finishing their fight which begun so many years ago. Feels like it will never End? this Battle.
Finally the Forth Phantasm Takes off immediately where the last one Ended, where you see Mike Driving far in his travels across Dimensions and Trying to Escape from the Tall Man, where Mike Basically Abandoned Reggie in the Catacombs of the Morning Side Mortuary, Where Reggie was up against a wall covered with Dozens of Silver Flying Balls, while Mike sorry and having old Premonitions of Jody and Reggie when he was Young, at the same time he tries to find the origins of the Tall Man, and to know what really happened that night when his Brother Jody died. Meanwhile, Reggie is accompanied by a beautiful girl he picked up on the road, Battles the Silver Flying Balls and the Undead in a Quest to find Mike before the Tall Man can complete his transformation. and there is gonna be a Final Phantasm just for you Horror Fans to know?




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