FlashBack Review "Queen of the Damned (2002)" Movie Review

One of the Dopest Horror Vampire Movies of All time, and one of the Sickest Soundtracks to a Movie I have ever Heard, Queen of the Damned, Aaliyah killed this movie, with her Sexy looks and Remarkable Acting, from Start to Finish, this Film pulls you into the Vampire world, and if you like Cool ass Rock Music like me, Check this movie out if you haven't seen it. Point Blank this cool movie is about a Legendary Vampire

Named Lestat, who Transformed his Old life of a Violinist into a Chart Ranking Rock Star.

Having Himself Rising like a God in the Heavy Metal Rock Scene of Damaged Youth. As his Music getting so popular and Lestat Releasing Lyrics that upsets the Vampires of the Twenty First Century.

Including a Legendary Queen of all Vampires Akasha (Aaliyah), who will stop at Nothing to have him as her King, to Rule and Control all Vampires.

 With her Unstoppable Power, makes all Fear to Cross her Path of Fire and Death. As of which all Immortals must stand together to Fight against her to Survive. I don't want to Ruin the Movie for you people, just watch and Love just as Much as I do.

Rest in Peace Aaliyah, you were an Awesome Singer and an Amazing upcoming Actress.

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"Aaliyah The Princess of R&B" Movie Review

 Aaliyah The Princess of R&B, What a Load of Horse Shit, This Wannabe Tribute of a Movie. SERIOUSLY!!!! Lifetime Channel? Really? You couldn't have given this movie to HBO or SHOWTIME? Why LIFETIME? You Fucking Morons!!! This movie basically crapped on a R&B Legend. First off the actress looks nothing Similar to The Real Aaliyah? Second off She Sings like Complete Shit, and Third off She looks Nothing like the Real Aaliyah? You Fucking Idiots!!!!

It was painful watching this Bio Film of an Original R&B Diva, I wanted to cry inside. and Forth off she had a Gorgeous look about her that was one of a kind, I was in High School when Aaliyah Died. Which was so fucking Sad, This Artist was at the Highlight of her Career, and than Poof? Dead and Gone from this World.

The fake Aaliyah could not be matched with her style and Singing Flow,
if the Real Aaliyah was alive this Movie of her's would have never been made, and she would Choke the Living Hell out of this Actress, for copying her,and while Reviewing this Film, the other Actors and Actresses where not even close to the Real Artists.

Like, Missy Elliot, R.Kelly and Timberland, and the story was kind of upside down, Aaliyah is probally Rolling all over the place in her Grave knowing about this Terrible Movie. Good Job Lifetime, 

you AssHoles...if anybody knows the story of Aaliyah? Please tell me I'm not wrong.

The Real Aaliyah is Pointing at you Lifetime.

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Kim Kardashian "Paper Magazine" Review *WARNING* Nudity

MY GOD!!!! WHAT A FUCKING ATTENTION WHORE. You're a Mother for the Sake of God!!! Don't you know that? Oh!!! Look at me? Look at me? I'm Kim the Fake ass Whore Kardashian,

Look at my Fat Injected Ass Boys. Envy me Girls. God, I hate this Fucking Woman, SERIOUSLY?

God? What the Hell were you thinking when you created this Nobody of a Woman. She got Famous for her Fake Ass, Don't you people get that? And she posed for Playboy? Who gives a flying shit.

And she made a Sex Tape awhile back that got bought by Vivid Adult Entertainment, oh Whooptie Fucking Do. "Paper"? I never even heard about this shitty magazine, on the cover she shows her fake ass, then reviewing the pictures, she's showing Side Breast and then the Fucking main Event. Full Frontal Nudity.when Hugh Hefner paid her to pose? I know for a fact he was pissed as Fuck!!!! Like he was probably saying? Kim that Conceited Bitch!!! I PAID HER LIKE  HALF A FURTUNE JUST TO SHOW ONE BREAST!!! THAT WHORE? Anyways, back to me. Now she Poses for some Fucking Magazine that nobody even knows about

Not even Playboy got pictures like that?

I'm gonna Destroy this Media Slut. You're a Fucking Mother..... Your Child is gonna see these pictures when she hits like ten years old, and she gonna say? Mommy, why did you show the whole world your Naked Body? And Kim is gonna say because Mommy got Forgotten so she had to Show her TITS.

I am so Done with this Fucking Bitch. Go Die Somewhere Kim The Whore-Bag Kardashian. 

If you want to see this Skank's Photo Shoot click the "paper" link its Highlighted in red.

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"Dumb and Dumber To" Movie Review

Kind of Funny is how I should put the Third Movie. The First "Dumb and Dumber Film will always be the best one out of the Three. This film had some funny parts, I'm just being Honest, basically half way through the Flick, it got kind of Corny, with the Humor, I was waiting to Seriously Laugh my Ass off,

If you watch this Movie your gonna be kind of upset for the long waited Release, Because it was nothing but Hype? SERIOUSLY.

My favorite scene was when Harry setup up the Firework show for their traveling Guest, Because the guest tricked Harry and Lloyd with a game of Nut and Funnel, and tricked them by pouring a Slushy down their pants, so Harry got Revenge but waking him up with a fireworks show in a Hotel Room while he was Sleeping, very funny Scene. The rest was just Corny. Basically the film starts off, Harry in Need of a New Kidney, Vists Lloyd at a Mental Hospital every Wednesday for the past Twenty years, and finds out that he was lying all for a Long awaited joke, Dumb Harry falls for the Trick and Lloyd and Harry try to see if everything was once the same since the early nineties, Harry going home to his adopted Asian parents, which give him his long past due mail, to find out that he has a Daughter which he never knew about, figuring to himself that she could give him a kidney, so Lloyd and Harry's Journey Begins.

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"Addicted" Movie Review

1. What a Hell of a Sex-Ride, I never seen so much Cheating from a Beautiful Woman in a Movie, Kind of Reminded me of "Unfaithful" with Diane Lane. The Whole Movie was like watching a Soft-Core Porno. The Main Actress gets Addicted to this Spanish Dudes Penis like Mad Hard, Yeah I understand her own Husband can't completly Satisfy her, I Get it!!! but Damn Everyday she's getting Torn up and Nailed by this Client she's trying to get to promote her Business, Jesus Christ. Fucking Whore, Skank, and Slut-Bag.

   

   and the Actress is Blazing as Hell Too, Gorgeous Face, Caramel Skin and a Nice ass Body, she was getting it in like Crazy, Completly Forgetting her own Family and Children and Shit, DAMN. I like Sex too but What the Fuck? everyday from another man other than your own Husband?

   

   thats Fucked up.

   

   

   I know its Based on the best-selling novel by Zane, "ADDICTED" is a sexy and provocative thriller about desire and the dangers of Cheating, Business woman (Zoe Reynard) appears to have accomplished it all, the dream husband who she madly loves, two wonderful children and a flourishing career. As she pursues a secretive life, she soon finds herself risking it all when she heads down a Dangerous path that will Destroy everything she has Created and Loved. All I can say is wait to watch this movie on Cable it aint worth it watching it at the Theater. SERIOUSLY.

   
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"John Wick" Movie Review

This Film Right Here is the Definition of Bad Ass, Keanu Reeves Killed this movie, SERIOUSLY!!!

He's an Ex-Hitman, who comes out of Retirement, and goes on a Vengeful Killing Spree, Tracking Down Russian Gangsters in the Streets of New York, Turning the city into his own Target Range.

Filled with Blood and a Large Amount of Bullet Holes, "John Wick" is the kind of Movie, Action people like, Filled with Guns, Ammo, and Dope Cars. I am a Big Fan of Keanu Reeves, Hands Down.

His films pull you in everytime, Like "The Matrix" and "Constantine". I really hope they continue making Awesome Action Movies like this, my Favorite Scene is when he goes into The Hitmen Hotel, that was a very cool scene, I don't want to Ruin the Movie for you People and Fans.

I Suggest Watching this Movie, I Really Do, a Film Filled with so Mouch Violence and Death,

Who Would'nt want to see that, Enjoy the Movie if you See it, Very Much Worth the 10 Dollars.

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FlashBack Review: Crank 2 High Voltage (2009) Movie Review

One of my all time favorite Sequels Crank 2 High Voltage, Don't get me wrong the The First Crank was Awesome, but for some Reason I like the Second Film more, I found it more Crazy and Extremely Entertaining, like how the movie continues from the First Film, was just Fucking Amazing, Jason Statham is one of my Favorite Action Actors in movies, with his funny British Humor and Kick Ass Fighting Scenes.

I don't know why? I just like his Movies, From "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels and 

"The Transporter". you can like put him in any Movie and it will be Awesome. SERIOUSLY!!!

anyways, back to talking about this Dope ass Film, if you see the scenes your just gonna Laugh and be Drawn in like Hypnosis, I'm not kidding. from Start to Finish of this film is an Action Ride.

this Flick is Definitely not for kids, Hands Down, Theirs Non Stop Cursing, Sex, Nudity, Violence and Murder. and how could I forget Self Mutilation. I shit you not!!! a Mexican Gang Banger is Forced to cut off both of his nipples for Failing to Kill Chev Chelios .

all I gotta tell you is, He is a man with never Ending Vengence to get his Strawberry Tart back ( his Heart ) and to have his Lovely ( Lemon ) Amy Smart, the Air Head, Bad Ass Stripper.and this man will stop at nothing to have them both.

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