FlashBack Reviews: Fight Club (1999) Movie Review

An insomniac office worker looking for a way to change his life crosses paths with a devil-may-care soap maker and they form an underground fight club that evolves into something much, much more... This Movie right Here is one of my Favorite Films of the 90's. Hands Down, Brad Pitt and Edward Norton were the Best Combination to ever be put in a Movie Together.

From the Beginning to The End of this Movie is Awesome, Unforgettable Quotes and Funny catch Lines. This film I would say is an Intellectual Psychotic Thrill Ride of Violence and Smart Humor put all together to make this Movie Insane and Never Forgotten.

In today's movies and cinematic culture, you don't see movies like Fight Club? You see only PG-13 kind of Shit which you already know whats gonna happen at the Beginning of the Movie. So Fucking Typical. This film have you confused like you can't believe? Like who would think of making a movie about an Insomniac who Invents an Imaginary Friend and Beats the living Shit outta himself? 

This movie is fucking Genius and under rated which is Messed up? Please Hollywood bring back Dope ass Movie like this or at least try to make some kind of Film that has this Kind of Style which puts your Brain in Straight Confusion and makes you think. I fucking Love Fight Club and Hope somewhere in the Future they make another Epic Movie like this one... Quote: "I am Jack's Broken Heart". What a Great Fucking Movie, Thank you for being Made....

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Terry Crews Old Spice Commercials

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                         

My God, I never Laughed so Hard in my Life? I can never get bored of these Old Spice Commercials.
In every single Commercial Ad Terry Crews Yells off the Top of his Lungs Shouting POWER!!!!!!
And every Ad is Unique in its own way, with his Facial Hairs talking to him to Terry Crews Using his Muscles to move on their Own. It's like they took Japanese Style Commerial and put it in America.

          "OLD SPICE GIVES YOU POWER!!!!!"

Fucking genius!!! Terry Crews is extremely funny from a Dude who's Jacked up like Old School Arnold Schwarzenegger SERIOUSLY!!!!! Anyways, I hope they make more Funny Commercials for Old Spice.

My favorite Old Spice ad was when the Furniture starts talking to him and a Jacked up baby like him comes out of nowhere and Terry Crews Screams "I Have a Son!!!!!" man that commercial kills me every time.

                                           

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUSCLE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Kim Kardashian May Have Forgotten North in a Paris Hotel?

Man, What a Careless Fucking Whore. How you Forget something like your own child?
Everyone unintentionally leaves behind their keys, cell phone, or wallet from time to time. When you’re distracted and in a hurry, it’s easy to accidentally forget even the most important things.

Nasty Looking bitch!!

So while it would be unfair to jump to conclusions, Kim Kardashian may have forgotten her baby daughter North inside a Paris hotel. As she arrives at the car, you can almost see the thought bubble pop out of her head that says “I know I’m forgetting something?" yea you forgot something? Your baby!!! You fucking Publicity Whore. God, I fucking Hate you!!! People like you don't deserve children, for god's sake she didn't even realize she wasn't even holding her child? Who in their right minds does that?

Man, I spit on your grave with every ounce of Saliva and Mucus from my Body, and where the Fuck is Kanye West? They're a family and not even together all the time what's up with that Shit? Man Fuck the Both of you. Just watch the video.
You pieces of Garbage give America and the World a Reason to Laugh and Boo You. I'm Done.

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FlashBack Reviews: Ghostbusters (1984) Movie Review

Ghostbusters is the Greatest movie of all time, R.I.P Harold Ramis, who played Egon Spengler. He was the Guy with the Glasses who was Talking about the Twinkies in the Film. He was very cool in this movie, I would like to call Egon a Sarcastic Genius. this movie from Start to Finish pulls you in. Bill Murray aka
Dr. Peter Venkman, I love all his scenes in this film, his Sarcastic Humor is Fucking Great, But hands Down Dan Aykroyd aka Ray Stantz was The Best. I never seen anybody look so cool and Funny Smoking a Cigarette.

that's just my Opinion? His Scenes were my Favorite as Well. and I was told I kind of look like a Young Dan Aykroyd. very Similar Features. but Whatever. back to the reviewing this Awesome Movie about catching Ghosts. when I was Young I always wanted to be a GhostBuster. and catch Ghosts like Slimmer and The Skelerri Brothers.

Ernie Hudson aka Winston Zeddemore was also kind of funny, like his memorable line "I have seen Shit that will Turn you White" and "If someone asks if you are a God? you say Yes!!!".
man I could talk about this movie for hours with the cool Humor and Snappy Catch Phases. my All time favorite Scene is when they Battle The Giant Mr. Stay Puft Marshmallow man. that scene is Memorable.
SERIOUSLY I could never get Bored of watching this movie. if they ever think about making a GhostBusters 3 Film they need to go Hard. because the First Movie was the Best I have ever Scene. sorry that I did not mention the Second GhostBuster Movie. both movies were Awesome The First will always be the Best. thats just my thoughts about what I think. Good job Dan Aykroyd and Harold Ramis for writing and Acting in this Epic Movie. R.I.P again to Egon aka Harold Ramis.

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"Let's Be Cops" Movie Review

Man.....I really Enjoyed this Movie, Who wouldn't want to do this kind of shit, Fucking Around Like Cops and doing bad Things, and getting away with it, I even thought about being a cop to do crazy shit, like fucking with people for no reason, just out right scaring the shit of anybody with those flashing red and blue lights. This movie right here is straight up a guys movie, and these actors are fucking funny as hell, I was laughing the whole way through watching this movie, and why do Albanians always have to be Bad Guys? 

Every European Cultured Person like myself will ask this same Question? Damn you "Liam Neeson"!!!!

Just for making that movie "Taken" with the Albanian Gangsters Killing and Drugging up foreign Women to Sell for Money, anyways back to the this Funny Movie. I liked this film a lot, Hands down. If you like to Laugh this movie is for you, Comedy, Horror and Action are my Kinds of movies, I hope Hollywood makes more Funny Movies like this for people like me to Enjoy and Laugh to with a Cold Beer and your Loved one,definitively not for Kids. Just my Opinion. 

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"Jersey Boys" Movie Review

This Movie Brought me back in Time, call me Corny but I love this kind of Music, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Frankie Valli, I did not know? That this movie was Produced and Directed by Clint Eastwood,
The movie I thought was gonna be like watching Glee or some Shit. But they made like old school style,
I grew up in the 80's so I really didn't even hear Doo Wop Music before, but my father would watch old Mobster Movies and you would always hear this kind of music in the back round, and I would always listen more closely to the singing then to the actual movie actors, don't get me wrong I love Mobsters Movies, like
"Goodfellas", "A Bronx Tale" and "Once Upon a Time in New York" and I can't forget "Casino". This movie from beginning to end was great, very cool acting and the Songs were very Cool, Like "Walk like a Man"
"Big Girls Don't Cry" and so and so, if your an old school kind of guy like me this movie would fit perfect in your Video Library. Good job Clint Eastwood, I enjoyed this movie very much. Who would of thought? a Broadway Musical turned into a cool movie, had me lost in my thoughts.

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"Maleficent" Movie Review

I will be Honest, I was never a HUGE fan of Disney Movies, but I always liked the Bad Guys the most.

this movie Right here!!! "Maleficent" Wow!!!! what a Great Movie, SERIOUSLY. Angelina Jolene killed this film with her acting, she was awesome as a Bad Guy and a Good Guy, in any movie I have ever seen.

they never made a film about a Bad Guy? well here it is "Maleficent" this movie had so much going on, it was a Thrill to watch with my girlfriend, we both loved it. the Graphics where fucking Great, Beautiful Scenes from beginning to end, she was Major bad Ass in this movie, cool quotes too, and she was very Fierce even though she kind of looked like Lady Gaga with the pointy cheek bones, I want her powers.

she could control her Man, Bird, Wolf, Dragon Servant by a flick of her hand and BOOM he's something else. Fucking Dope as Hell Angelina Jolene, you did a great job with this character and no one basically didn't even care about "Sleeping Beauty", who should? this movie was straight up about the Bad Guy,

and for that I Clap like an Idiot hoping they make another cool ass movie like "Maleficent". 

Disney don't drop the ball and continue with cool movies like this...

Pretty Bird.

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