I was Recently on a Pod Cast called "Left4Ted Pod Cast" 10/10/14

I had a Fucking Great Time, me and my High School Friend "Ted Jalbert" from the Early 2000's, met up and asked me if I wanted to be on his Radio Show online I was like sure, he said it could be a good Idea for me to Promote my Blog site and his Pod Cast, so I was like no doubt and we talked about, Music, Video games, Actors who recently died and Upcoming Movies coming out on DVD and at the Theater.
listen to the pod cast heres the Link, check me out.

This is the Link:
http://d1rkazsiphdvlz.cloudfront.net/oct14/l4t100914.mp3

This is his Facebook site:
https://www.facebook.com/TheLeft4TedPodcast?fref=nf

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FlashBack Reviews: MANIAC (2012) Movie Review

A serial killer with a Fetish for scalping Chicks Domes like Geronimo Kills for the hunt. Frank (Elijah Wood) is the Sadistic owner of a mannequin store, but his life changes when young artist Anna (Nora Arnezeder) appears asking for his help with her new exhibition. The whole Movie is in Point of View Style like a First Person Shooter Video game if you know what I mean?

I haven't seen a Horror Slasher Film like this in a Long time, Dude Frodo from Lord of the Rings went Psychopath, Man there was so much Gore it was Beautiful. I love Sick Sadistic Horror Films like Maniac. Only awesome movies like this are made by European Directors, American Producers and Directors need to step there Game up on Movies like This?

The Whole movie you just see his Hands, and the Only way you see The Main Character is if he Looks in the Mirror, that's Brilliant!!! I was Glued to the Main Actor liked crazy, He has Panic Attacks, he Talks to himself, he thinks his Mannequin are Alive? Wow.... the Murder Scenes were Fantastic, SERIOUSLY. I would Definitely watch this Movie Again. I fucking Loved it!!!!

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FlashBack Reviews: Young Frankenstien (1974) Movie Review

In this spoof of Mary Shelley's Gothic tale, the grandson of Victor Frankenstein, a neurosurgeon, has spent his life living down the legend of his grandfather, even changing the pronunciation of his name. When he discovers his grandfather's diary, he begins to feel differently, and returns to the family castle to satisfy his curiosity by replicating his ancestor's experiments. In the process, he creates one very unique monster. 

LIFE!!! Give my Creation. LIFE!!!
YOU HEAR ME!!!

This Mel Brooks Movie is Corkey and Hilarious at the same time, I swear I must have seen this Classic more than Twenty times. SERIOUSLY!!! I know this movie from the very Start to Finish line for line. Gene Wilder will have your stomach Hurting out of Laughter, with unforgettable Quotes and Catch Phrases 

Marty Feldman was Extremely Funny with his one Liners

Hello. Frod-Rick?

Teri Garr was Humorous and Sexy with an ounce of Smartness

He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.

And Peter Boyle aka Frankenstien was off the Top Funny as Hell, with his Groans and Whimpers

I recommend watching this Movie own Halloween, because it just fits perfect for the Holiday and people will want to sit and watch it. If people have not seen this Movie Please Watch it!!! Trust me, you won't be Disappointed. If you like to Laugh be prepared because watching this film has too many laughs, even the Cast in the movie Smirk out of Laughter, you will notice these scenes if you watch this movie. Trust me, its very Funny. Good Job Mel Brooks for making such a great Film.

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"LUCY" Movie Review

Wow!!!!!! What a great Movie. Scarlett Johansson Killed this film with her Beauty and Awesome Telekinetic Abilities. Who wouldn't want to Absorb and Control Matter with the Minds? I know I would. Shit!!!!

Point Black Bullet to your Face Graphics, Amazing CGI, Man, this Chick is Moving and Throwing people around like Rag Dolls,

Controlling Computers, Mind Reading, and even Scanning people like a Fucking Computer!!!! Why the Fuck can't I have Super Human Powers like that? You know what I'm saying? That's just me Thinking like a NERD, LOL, anyways, Scarlett was Fucking Cool as Hell, and Sexy as Fuck.Morgan Freeman is the Mother Fucking Man like Always, I don't know why? But I think he has the most Coolest voice I have ever Heard in my entire life just like Christopher Walken. Anyways,
I Recommend watching this movie, it will Blow you away, SERIOUSLY. If you're into these kind of Science Fiction Type style Films this movie is for you, the action was very cool,
Super Dope Scenery like them Showing Times Square from the start of how it was built till how it looks now, very cool movie. I would watch it again.

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FlashBack Reviews: Fight Club (1999) Movie Review

An insomniac office worker looking for a way to change his life crosses paths with a devil-may-care soap maker and they form an underground fight club that evolves into something much, much more... This Movie right Here is one of my Favorite Films of the 90's. Hands Down, Brad Pitt and Edward Norton were the Best Combination to ever be put in a Movie Together.

From the Beginning to The End of this Movie is Awesome, Unforgettable Quotes and Funny catch Lines. This film I would say is an Intellectual Psychotic Thrill Ride of Violence and Smart Humor put all together to make this Movie Insane and Never Forgotten.

In today's movies and cinematic culture, you don't see movies like Fight Club? You see only PG-13 kind of Shit which you already know whats gonna happen at the Beginning of the Movie. So Fucking Typical. This film have you confused like you can't believe? Like who would think of making a movie about an Insomniac who Invents an Imaginary Friend and Beats the living Shit outta himself? 

This movie is fucking Genius and under rated which is Messed up? Please Hollywood bring back Dope ass Movie like this or at least try to make some kind of Film that has this Kind of Style which puts your Brain in Straight Confusion and makes you think. I fucking Love Fight Club and Hope somewhere in the Future they make another Epic Movie like this one... Quote: "I am Jack's Broken Heart". What a Great Fucking Movie, Thank you for being Made....

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Terry Crews Old Spice Commercials

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                         

My God, I never Laughed so Hard in my Life? I can never get bored of these Old Spice Commercials.
In every single Commercial Ad Terry Crews Yells off the Top of his Lungs Shouting POWER!!!!!!
And every Ad is Unique in its own way, with his Facial Hairs talking to him to Terry Crews Using his Muscles to move on their Own. It's like they took Japanese Style Commerial and put it in America.

          "OLD SPICE GIVES YOU POWER!!!!!"

Fucking genius!!! Terry Crews is extremely funny from a Dude who's Jacked up like Old School Arnold Schwarzenegger SERIOUSLY!!!!! Anyways, I hope they make more Funny Commercials for Old Spice.

My favorite Old Spice ad was when the Furniture starts talking to him and a Jacked up baby like him comes out of nowhere and Terry Crews Screams "I Have a Son!!!!!" man that commercial kills me every time.

                                           

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUSCLE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Kim Kardashian May Have Forgotten North in a Paris Hotel?

Man, What a Careless Fucking Whore. How you Forget something like your own child?
Everyone unintentionally leaves behind their keys, cell phone, or wallet from time to time. When you’re distracted and in a hurry, it’s easy to accidentally forget even the most important things.

Nasty Looking bitch!!

So while it would be unfair to jump to conclusions, Kim Kardashian may have forgotten her baby daughter North inside a Paris hotel. As she arrives at the car, you can almost see the thought bubble pop out of her head that says “I know I’m forgetting something?" yea you forgot something? Your baby!!! You fucking Publicity Whore. God, I fucking Hate you!!! People like you don't deserve children, for god's sake she didn't even realize she wasn't even holding her child? Who in their right minds does that?

Man, I spit on your grave with every ounce of Saliva and Mucus from my Body, and where the Fuck is Kanye West? They're a family and not even together all the time what's up with that Shit? Man Fuck the Both of you. Just watch the video.
You pieces of Garbage give America and the World a Reason to Laugh and Boo You. I'm Done.

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