FlashBack Review: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) Movie Review

One Classic True Story, That never gets old, After picking up a traumatized young hitchhiker, five friends find themselves stalked and hunted by a deformed chainsaw-wielding killer and his family of equally psychopathic killers. Visiting their grandfather's house in the country are hunted and terrorized by grave-robbing cannibals. What a Cult Classic, I should say. Leatherface aka Thomas Hewitt scared the shit outta me as a Teenager, SERIOUSLY.

 That one scene when one of the Idiot's goes inside of the Hewitt house, Leatherface Leads him in with a Pig Squeal Noise, and then Rushes the Dude and Bashes his Head in with a Mallet, that Scene Traumatized me. Till this day, so many awesome Death scenes in this Film, is it wrong that I was extremely happy when the Handicapped Fat Dude got Murdered by Leatherface, I was like Yes!!! Die you Fat Mother Fucker Die, Annoying Bastard. Thank you for Dying, anyways "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" will always be one of those Horror Movies I will always watch on Halloween.

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FlashBack Reviews: Would You Rather (2012) Movie Review

"Would you Rather" this movie threw me off Guard from the Title, but when I was watching this movie,

I could'nt look away, SERIOUSLY. This Film right here is for all my Horror/Gore Lovers like me.

I haven't seen anything Sick like this movie in awhile, Torture, Brutality and Death all mixed together, 

"Claps Hands" Thank you. I love movies like this, Brittany Snow and Sasha Grey where in this movie kind of film which was a Surprise for me, Two Pretty Actresses getting Tortured and Shit had me on my toes,

Basically, this movie is about this Girl (Brittany Snow) who has money Problems and a Sick Brother,

And is in Desperate needs of having it to Help her Situation, so she is asked to come to this private Dinner,

And is Invited to play this game for Money, when she Arrives there are Seven other people attending, including her which makes Eight, to play the game "Would You Rather".

I don't want to give you the whole movie in Detail so I suggest watching this Crazy movie, it will have you on your toes, asking yourself who's going to be the Winner? Awesome Twist at the End, You'll be like Oh Shit!!!

                                                         No, not your Eye!!!!!!! you Sicko

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FlashBack Reviews: Beetlejuice (1988) Movie Review

Oww!!! you want to see Scary? How's This?

I always wanted to Review this movie ever since I was a Kid, this movie right here was always close to one of my Favorite films growing as a child, Beetlejuice is one of those movies you will never forget? SERIOUSLY!!! in all my years till now I never seen a Film like Beetlejuice,This movie's Plot has to do with this Recently Dead Couple,trying to Scare and Remove their New Owners from there House, so they Hire a Bio-Exorcist to Remove these unwanted Guests named Beetlejuice played by Michael Keaton which was the most Perfect actor to play the Main Character "Beetlejuice"

With his unforgettable catch lines and Funny ass Humor, every actor in this Movie was Perfect. Director and Producer Tim Burton knew what he was doing from beginning to the end of this movie, with his amazing Clay Animation and Special Graphics, Amazing to watch his films, I love them all.

"The Nightmare Before Christmas"

                                                                     "Frankenweenie"

This movie is one of those films you could never forget. Especially the scenes, thinking to myself this movie really wasn't for children back in my era, I think? Like if you watch the movie closely you will notice certain things like Beetlejuice is a Womanizer and an Asshole, that's just my perspective? Anyways, I will never stop liking this Film and will show it to my Future Children, one day, but not right now. Good Job Tim Burton your the man.

Beetle Drink? uh Beetle Beverage?

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Australian Pink Floyd Band at Mohegan Sun Casino

Wow!!! What a Great Fucking Show. These Australians can SERIOUSLY Play some Pink Floyd.

I am a Huge all time fan of this Classic Rock Band. my Father got me addicted to there Music, Pink Floyd is a Legendary Rock Band with a Psychedelic Feel, that will have you in a Trance with there Guitar Riffs and Awesome Lyrics. but when I heard of an all Australian Rock Band Covering and Tributing all of Pink Floyd's songs I just had to Hear how they Sounded, The Original Band Vocalist of Pink Floyd said that this Aussie Band sounds Ten Times better than they do, which had me in Shock.

so Reviewing this band at the Mohegan Sun Arena and Casino, I was very excited to see this band. I had great seats, and perfect Sight of the Band which was great, when this band opened up with a Pink Floyd Original song like " Another Brick in the Wall", "Comfortably Numb", "Wish you were Here" and "Hey you" my all time Favorite Pink Floyd song.

I was singing and Head Rocking to every song this Aussie band was Throwing at us fans, This Australian Band Kicks Fucking Ass, Great job on Keeping these songs Alive. Awesome job Australian Pink Floyd Band you guys are keeping Real Rock Music from Dying.

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"Dracula Untold" Movie Review

What a Bad Ass Movie, SERIOUSLY!!!! I very much liked the Story. 

Explores the origin of Dracula, weaving vampire mythology with the true history of Prince Vlad the Impaler, depicting Dracula as a flawed hero in a tragic love story set in a dark age of magic and war. I never knew you could make Histories Notorious Killer into a Good Guy?

If people know the True Story Behind Sadistic Ass Vladimir, then you agree how can he be Good?

I looked up This Psychopath, he Never Drink Blood from his Victims, like an actual Vampire. He would Dip his Bread in a Bucket of His Victims Blood, that's more Insane, on my part. Dude Eating Bloody Bread as if it was Gravy. That's a  True Psycho, anyways, back to the actual Movie. Vlad is this Prince protects his people from the Evil Turkish Sultan, OK? This Dude wants to overrun his land and Vlad's people, so an all out war breaks out, Killing and Murdering one another, very cool Death Scenes, Blood and Guts, and Impalement. 

Basically, goes to this mountain where the First Vampire is and Ask's for Help Against the Turkish Army, he Drinks this vampire, Blood from a Skull and has Unlimited Power and is Given Three Days for the Special Abilities to Wear off, but if the Thirst for Blood were to take over and if he was to drink his first Sip of Human Blood he would be a Vampire for all Eternity. I don't want to tell you the whole movie, so on my Opinion I suggest watching this Awesome Film in The Theaters, Because it was fucking Cool as HELL.

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"Annabelle" Movie Review

WHY GOD DID I WATCH THIS WHACK ASS  MOVIE WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know this Movie is supposed to be Based on a True Story about a Demon Possessed Doll, I get it?

 But why did they have to make it so Fucking 

Predictable, I knew what was going to happen 

Without even knowing the movie. Scene after Scene I figured it out, How the Hell did this movie get an R Rating?

There was little Blood, No Gore, No Cursing, and not even Scary? The Director and Producer needs to Stop making Terrible Ass Movies like Annabelle. The Whole time I thought I was going to see it moving around like Chucky killing people, but No, it was just a Lame Movie like the First Film "The Conjuring".

I was Extremely disappointed from the Beginning of The End of this so called Scary Movie.

I give this Movie a Big "FUCK YOU" on the Acting, The Screen Play, and The Corny Horror Imagery.

I do not recommend Watching this Movie, you will be very Upset for wasting money at the Theater to see this Whack Ass Movie. Fuck You Annabelle.

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Series Premier "The Walking Dead" AMC T.V show Review

I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHOW!!!!!!!!!!! This is the best T.V show to ever be put on Cable television, Hands Down, SERIOUSLY. I was hooked on this show since the Beginning and Never Stopped watching it. Rick and Daryl are my favorite Characters on this show, Rick a Fearless Father on a Mission to keeps his Family safe and to find Sanctuary.

Daryl is my all time Favorite, an Ex-Racist, Huntsman, Survivor man, who is a Force to be fucked with, Killing people and Zombies Left and Right with his Cross Bow, Perfect Killer.

Watching this Premier had me on my Toes since it started, I was so Nervous that one of the Main Characters was gonna Die, save that for at least the Ending of the Series. PLEASE!!!

This Show's Debut Shatters Cable Records at 17.3 Million Viewers, That's Insane!!!!

I never knew this show had so many Dead Head Fans like me, Thank you Viewers for the Never Ending Love for "The Walking Dead". Please keep Watching, Keep this show Alive Not Dead like the Zombies.

I will never Stop watching, and will always continue to be a fan. Thank you for being Created for Horror fans like me.

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I was Recently on a Pod Cast called "Left4Ted Pod Cast" 10/10/14

I had a Fucking Great Time, me and my High School Friend "Ted Jalbert" from the Early 2000's, met up and asked me if I wanted to be on his Radio Show online I was like sure, he said it could be a good Idea for me to Promote my Blog site and his Pod Cast, so I was like no doubt and we talked about, Music, Video games, Actors who recently died and Upcoming Movies coming out on DVD and at the Theater.
listen to the pod cast heres the Link, check me out.

This is the Link:
http://d1rkazsiphdvlz.cloudfront.net/oct14/l4t100914.mp3

This is his Facebook site:
https://www.facebook.com/TheLeft4TedPodcast?fref=nf

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FlashBack Reviews: MANIAC (2012) Movie Review

A serial killer with a Fetish for scalping Chicks Domes like Geronimo Kills for the hunt. Frank (Elijah Wood) is the Sadistic owner of a mannequin store, but his life changes when young artist Anna (Nora Arnezeder) appears asking for his help with her new exhibition. The whole Movie is in Point of View Style like a First Person Shooter Video game if you know what I mean?

I haven't seen a Horror Slasher Film like this in a Long time, Dude Frodo from Lord of the Rings went Psychopath, Man there was so much Gore it was Beautiful. I love Sick Sadistic Horror Films like Maniac. Only awesome movies like this are made by European Directors, American Producers and Directors need to step there Game up on Movies like This?

The Whole movie you just see his Hands, and the Only way you see The Main Character is if he Looks in the Mirror, that's Brilliant!!! I was Glued to the Main Actor liked crazy, He has Panic Attacks, he Talks to himself, he thinks his Mannequin are Alive? Wow.... the Murder Scenes were Fantastic, SERIOUSLY. I would Definitely watch this Movie Again. I fucking Loved it!!!!

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FlashBack Reviews: Young Frankenstien (1974) Movie Review

In this spoof of Mary Shelley's Gothic tale, the grandson of Victor Frankenstein, a neurosurgeon, has spent his life living down the legend of his grandfather, even changing the pronunciation of his name. When he discovers his grandfather's diary, he begins to feel differently, and returns to the family castle to satisfy his curiosity by replicating his ancestor's experiments. In the process, he creates one very unique monster. 

LIFE!!! Give my Creation. LIFE!!!
YOU HEAR ME!!!

This Mel Brooks Movie is Corkey and Hilarious at the same time, I swear I must have seen this Classic more than Twenty times. SERIOUSLY!!! I know this movie from the very Start to Finish line for line. Gene Wilder will have your stomach Hurting out of Laughter, with unforgettable Quotes and Catch Phrases 

Marty Feldman was Extremely Funny with his one Liners

Hello. Frod-Rick?

Teri Garr was Humorous and Sexy with an ounce of Smartness

He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.

And Peter Boyle aka Frankenstien was off the Top Funny as Hell, with his Groans and Whimpers

I recommend watching this Movie own Halloween, because it just fits perfect for the Holiday and people will want to sit and watch it. If people have not seen this Movie Please Watch it!!! Trust me, you won't be Disappointed. If you like to Laugh be prepared because watching this film has too many laughs, even the Cast in the movie Smirk out of Laughter, you will notice these scenes if you watch this movie. Trust me, its very Funny. Good Job Mel Brooks for making such a great Film.

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"LUCY" Movie Review

Wow!!!!!! What a great Movie. Scarlett Johansson Killed this film with her Beauty and Awesome Telekinetic Abilities. Who wouldn't want to Absorb and Control Matter with the Minds? I know I would. Shit!!!!

Point Black Bullet to your Face Graphics, Amazing CGI, Man, this Chick is Moving and Throwing people around like Rag Dolls,

Controlling Computers, Mind Reading, and even Scanning people like a Fucking Computer!!!! Why the Fuck can't I have Super Human Powers like that? You know what I'm saying? That's just me Thinking like a NERD, LOL, anyways, Scarlett was Fucking Cool as Hell, and Sexy as Fuck.Morgan Freeman is the Mother Fucking Man like Always, I don't know why? But I think he has the most Coolest voice I have ever Heard in my entire life just like Christopher Walken. Anyways,
I Recommend watching this movie, it will Blow you away, SERIOUSLY. If you're into these kind of Science Fiction Type style Films this movie is for you, the action was very cool,
Super Dope Scenery like them Showing Times Square from the start of how it was built till how it looks now, very cool movie. I would watch it again.

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