"Dracula Untold" Movie Review

What a Bad Ass Movie, SERIOUSLY!!!! I very much liked the Story. 

Explores the origin of Dracula, weaving vampire mythology with the true history of Prince Vlad the Impaler, depicting Dracula as a flawed hero in a tragic love story set in a dark age of magic and war. I never knew you could make Histories Notorious Killer into a Good Guy?

If people know the True Story Behind Sadistic Ass Vladimir, then you agree how can he be Good?

I looked up This Psychopath, he Never Drink Blood from his Victims, like an actual Vampire. He would Dip his Bread in a Bucket of His Victims Blood, that's more Insane, on my part. Dude Eating Bloody Bread as if it was Gravy. That's a  True Psycho, anyways, back to the actual Movie. Vlad is this Prince protects his people from the Evil Turkish Sultan, OK? This Dude wants to overrun his land and Vlad's people, so an all out war breaks out, Killing and Murdering one another, very cool Death Scenes, Blood and Guts, and Impalement. 

Basically, goes to this mountain where the First Vampire is and Ask's for Help Against the Turkish Army, he Drinks this vampire, Blood from a Skull and has Unlimited Power and is Given Three Days for the Special Abilities to Wear off, but if the Thirst for Blood were to take over and if he was to drink his first Sip of Human Blood he would be a Vampire for all Eternity. I don't want to tell you the whole movie, so on my Opinion I suggest watching this Awesome Film in The Theaters, Because it was fucking Cool as HELL.

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"Annabelle" Movie Review

WHY GOD DID I WATCH THIS WHACK ASS  MOVIE WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know this Movie is supposed to be Based on a True Story about a Demon Possessed Doll, I get it?

 But why did they have to make it so Fucking 

Predictable, I knew what was going to happen 

Without even knowing the movie. Scene after Scene I figured it out, How the Hell did this movie get an R Rating?

There was little Blood, No Gore, No Cursing, and not even Scary? The Director and Producer needs to Stop making Terrible Ass Movies like Annabelle. The Whole time I thought I was going to see it moving around like Chucky killing people, but No, it was just a Lame Movie like the First Film "The Conjuring".

I was Extremely disappointed from the Beginning of The End of this so called Scary Movie.

I give this Movie a Big "FUCK YOU" on the Acting, The Screen Play, and The Corny Horror Imagery.

I do not recommend Watching this Movie, you will be very Upset for wasting money at the Theater to see this Whack Ass Movie. Fuck You Annabelle.

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Series Premier "The Walking Dead" AMC T.V show Review

I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHOW!!!!!!!!!!! This is the best T.V show to ever be put on Cable television, Hands Down, SERIOUSLY. I was hooked on this show since the Beginning and Never Stopped watching it. Rick and Daryl are my favorite Characters on this show, Rick a Fearless Father on a Mission to keeps his Family safe and to find Sanctuary.

Daryl is my all time Favorite, an Ex-Racist, Huntsman, Survivor man, who is a Force to be fucked with, Killing people and Zombies Left and Right with his Cross Bow, Perfect Killer.

Watching this Premier had me on my Toes since it started, I was so Nervous that one of the Main Characters was gonna Die, save that for at least the Ending of the Series. PLEASE!!!

This Show's Debut Shatters Cable Records at 17.3 Million Viewers, That's Insane!!!!

I never knew this show had so many Dead Head Fans like me, Thank you Viewers for the Never Ending Love for "The Walking Dead". Please keep Watching, Keep this show Alive Not Dead like the Zombies.

I will never Stop watching, and will always continue to be a fan. Thank you for being Created for Horror fans like me.

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I was Recently on a Pod Cast called "Left4Ted Pod Cast" 10/10/14

I had a Fucking Great Time, me and my High School Friend "Ted Jalbert" from the Early 2000's, met up and asked me if I wanted to be on his Radio Show online I was like sure, he said it could be a good Idea for me to Promote my Blog site and his Pod Cast, so I was like no doubt and we talked about, Music, Video games, Actors who recently died and Upcoming Movies coming out on DVD and at the Theater.
listen to the pod cast heres the Link, check me out.

This is the Link:
http://d1rkazsiphdvlz.cloudfront.net/oct14/l4t100914.mp3

This is his Facebook site:
https://www.facebook.com/TheLeft4TedPodcast?fref=nf

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FlashBack Reviews: MANIAC (2012) Movie Review

A serial killer with a Fetish for scalping Chicks Domes like Geronimo Kills for the hunt. Frank (Elijah Wood) is the Sadistic owner of a mannequin store, but his life changes when young artist Anna (Nora Arnezeder) appears asking for his help with her new exhibition. The whole Movie is in Point of View Style like a First Person Shooter Video game if you know what I mean?

I haven't seen a Horror Slasher Film like this in a Long time, Dude Frodo from Lord of the Rings went Psychopath, Man there was so much Gore it was Beautiful. I love Sick Sadistic Horror Films like Maniac. Only awesome movies like this are made by European Directors, American Producers and Directors need to step there Game up on Movies like This?

The Whole movie you just see his Hands, and the Only way you see The Main Character is if he Looks in the Mirror, that's Brilliant!!! I was Glued to the Main Actor liked crazy, He has Panic Attacks, he Talks to himself, he thinks his Mannequin are Alive? Wow.... the Murder Scenes were Fantastic, SERIOUSLY. I would Definitely watch this Movie Again. I fucking Loved it!!!!

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FlashBack Reviews: Young Frankenstien (1974) Movie Review

In this spoof of Mary Shelley's Gothic tale, the grandson of Victor Frankenstein, a neurosurgeon, has spent his life living down the legend of his grandfather, even changing the pronunciation of his name. When he discovers his grandfather's diary, he begins to feel differently, and returns to the family castle to satisfy his curiosity by replicating his ancestor's experiments. In the process, he creates one very unique monster. 

LIFE!!! Give my Creation. LIFE!!!
YOU HEAR ME!!!

This Mel Brooks Movie is Corkey and Hilarious at the same time, I swear I must have seen this Classic more than Twenty times. SERIOUSLY!!! I know this movie from the very Start to Finish line for line. Gene Wilder will have your stomach Hurting out of Laughter, with unforgettable Quotes and Catch Phrases 

Marty Feldman was Extremely Funny with his one Liners

Hello. Frod-Rick?

Teri Garr was Humorous and Sexy with an ounce of Smartness

He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.

And Peter Boyle aka Frankenstien was off the Top Funny as Hell, with his Groans and Whimpers

I recommend watching this Movie own Halloween, because it just fits perfect for the Holiday and people will want to sit and watch it. If people have not seen this Movie Please Watch it!!! Trust me, you won't be Disappointed. If you like to Laugh be prepared because watching this film has too many laughs, even the Cast in the movie Smirk out of Laughter, you will notice these scenes if you watch this movie. Trust me, its very Funny. Good Job Mel Brooks for making such a great Film.

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"LUCY" Movie Review

Wow!!!!!! What a great Movie. Scarlett Johansson Killed this film with her Beauty and Awesome Telekinetic Abilities. Who wouldn't want to Absorb and Control Matter with the Minds? I know I would. Shit!!!!

Point Black Bullet to your Face Graphics, Amazing CGI, Man, this Chick is Moving and Throwing people around like Rag Dolls,

Controlling Computers, Mind Reading, and even Scanning people like a Fucking Computer!!!! Why the Fuck can't I have Super Human Powers like that? You know what I'm saying? That's just me Thinking like a NERD, LOL, anyways, Scarlett was Fucking Cool as Hell, and Sexy as Fuck.Morgan Freeman is the Mother Fucking Man like Always, I don't know why? But I think he has the most Coolest voice I have ever Heard in my entire life just like Christopher Walken. Anyways,
I Recommend watching this movie, it will Blow you away, SERIOUSLY. If you're into these kind of Science Fiction Type style Films this movie is for you, the action was very cool,
Super Dope Scenery like them Showing Times Square from the start of how it was built till how it looks now, very cool movie. I would watch it again.

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