The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014) Movie Review

What a Great Fucking Movie to End a Lord of the Rings Trilogy, SERIOUSLY!!! The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies, was Excellent!!! like if you seen the First Hobbit movie and the Second Film, than you should watch this Hobbit movie, Because they continue off from the Second Film with the Dragon Smaug Destroying and Burning Lake Town to the Ground making the Towns People Run and Flee outta Fear, like I don;t want to Ruin the Whole Beginning for you?

you know what I mean? anyways the Thirteen Elves are settling back in there Lonely Mountain Home, trying to Rebuild, while the King of the Dwarves, Thorin gets Brainwashed by the Mountains and Mountains of Gold, he becomes very Bitter, and Drunk with Power, while the other Dwarves confused by there Kings Attitude, Continue to Follow their Orders, While Bilbo is holding the Kings Diamond of the Dwarves, Hides it from Thorin because of his mind becoming Corrupt, Man I wanna tell you Readers the Whole movie so Badly but I can't!

all I can tell you is that there are going to be some very Awesome Battle Scenes and Memorable Quotes from this Film, I loved it, from the Start to the Finish, and what a Great to End The Trilogy, Good Job Peter Jackson. Well Done.

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FlashBack Review "Phantasm Trilogy (1979,1988,1994,1998)" Movie Review

The First Phantasm starts off with a boy named Mike, a young teenage boy who has just lost his parents,and is Fucking Scared to lose his brother. This fear causes him to follow his brother to a funeral, where he witnesses this Tall Man lift a Freaking 400 plus pound coffin on his own, If I seen shit like that? I would be like OK? I'm Straight and I need to be the Fuck out now, hahaha!!! This kid later on investigates and discovers a horrible world where the Tall Man, along with his flying Silver Balls, that kill and Drain peoples brains out by drilling and Sucking the insides of your skull out.

 This Fucking Tall Dude has these Midget Minions that are God damn Cannibals, come on how much more does this Freaking Bastard Have? Basically Mike, his brother Jody, and Reggie the ice cream man have to stop this Tall Man Fuck all by themselves. That Fucking Sucks!!!

Well the Second Phantasm Begins off with Twenty Something year old Mike, who is released from Psychiatric Hospital, when he agrees with his Doctor that the Terrible happenings in his past were just in his Imagination.which is Bullshit? once he's free and out of the Hospital, he contacts Reggie right the Fuck away on a Mission to team up to Hunt down and Eliminate this "Tall Man".

This Freak Plunders the Graveyards of The Dark Night and Abducts Corpses to Reanimate them into Zombies with the help of his Terrible Cannibal Gnome Midgets, Later something Strange about this girl who starts to appear in this dude Mike's dreams, and he see's her in danger and assumes she needs his help? so Mike and Reggie go back to where they Started from the Beginning to Kill this Tall Fuck, and long Behold Mike see's the Girl from his Dreams and is Destent to Help Her and Risk his life and His Friend Reggie. its a Never Ending Journey to Kill this Tall Man. JESUS  CHRIST!!!!

Now The Third Phantasm, The Tall Man, that Sonavbitch from the Morning side Mortuary, is back again haunting the thoughts of the now-adult Mike and his friend Ex-Ice Cream Man Reggie. The Two Friends continue their Never Ending Hunt once again for the Mysterious Tall Man, to End his path of Destruction, which they Encounter a variety of dangerous and Fucked up situations, where Reggie meets up with this young boy named Jim who insists for his Help on his Journey to Kill and Destroy the Tall Man Together, while Reggie tries to give up the Family-less Child to an Orphanage, which soon the boy sneaks in Reggie's Trunk of his car to the Path of the Tall Man's Mortuary, where Reggie Meets up with another Person which happens to be a Pro Black Woman Assassin, who Friend gets Murdered by one of the Silver Ball and Seeks Revenge for her Death and joins Reggie and Jim on the Dark Path of the "Tall Man", also they must fight with the resurrected dead, plus a growing number of the Infamous and Deadly Silver Flying Balls which aid the Tall Man, where More Death and Blood Splurting occurs as he sets his sights on indoctrinating Mike as one of his Minions and finishing their fight which begun so many years ago. Feels like it will never End? this Battle.

Finally the Forth Phantasm Takes off immediately where the last one Ended, where you see Mike Driving far in his travels across Dimensions and Trying to Escape from the Tall Man, where Mike Basically Abandoned Reggie in the Catacombs of the Morning Side Mortuary, Where Reggie was up against a wall covered with Dozens of Silver Flying Balls, while Mike sorry and having old Premonitions of Jody and Reggie when he was Young, at the same time he tries to find the origins of the Tall Man, and to know what really happened that night when his Brother Jody died. Meanwhile, Reggie is accompanied by a beautiful girl he picked up on the road, Battles the Silver Flying Balls and the Undead in a Quest to find Mike before the Tall Man can complete his transformation. and there is gonna be a Final Phantasm just for you Horror Fans to know?

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"The Interview (2014)" Movie Review

 I absolutely enjoyed this movie from The Start to the Awesome Ending. I could not stop Laughing, James Franco and Seth Rogen are like the Perfect Comedy Tag Team for Films, ever since I seen these Two in "Pineapple Express" I knew they was a perfect combination for Films. Now in this Movie "The Interview" These Dudes are Bashing and Insulting the Korean President.

That's some Serious Balls? now I know why they was trying to Ban this movie from being released, its like really Bitch Slapping the Real President with this fake Actor, I hope Korea Don't try some Shit over this Movie.

Basically this Film is about these Two Guys named Dave Skylark and his producer Aaron Rapoport are the team behind the popular tabloid-TV show "Skylark Tonight." Which Dave Interviews Celebrities and Famous Musicians. After Knowing that North Korea's President Kim Jong-Un is a huge fan of the show, and they set up an interview with him, hoping to up their popularity and prove themselves as actual journalists.

Dave and Aaron prepare for their journey into North Korea, as the CIA steps in and recruits them, and assigns them on an incredible mission, Assassinate Korea's President!!! I absolutely enjoyed this movie from The Start to the Awesome Ending. I could not stop Laughing, James Franco and Seth Rogen are like the Perfect Comedy Tag Team for Films, ever since I seen these Two in "Pineapple Express" I knew they was a perfect combination for Films.

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FlashBack Review "A Christmas Story (1983)" Movie Review

"A Christmas Story"

 The Spirit of Christmas is approaching and 9 year-old Ralphie wants only one thing for the Holiday, A Red Ryder Range 200 Shot BB gun. When he mentions it at the dinner table, his mother's immediate reaction is that he'll shoot his eye out, which Bums the poor kids wishes down the toilet.

He then decides on a perfect writers theme for his teacher,"What I Want For Christmas"? which makes Ralphie Excited to Influence her to tell his Parents that he Deserves the BB Rifle? but yet again he gets Shot down and with a bad grade, Still Having a Fun Day, Seeing his Friend Flick.                       

            With his Tongue Stuck to a Ice Cold Poll.

Later going Home He fantasizes about what it would be like to be The Red Ryder and to catch the bad guys. Waking up to go the the Mall with his family to go see Santa.

with the Long Forever Line, the mean Nasty Elves and the Tears of Sad Children, when Ralphie and his Brother Randy finally get there turn to see Santa, Randy cries and gets pushed down the Slide, as Ralphie waits for his Turn to sit and ask Santa what he wants for Christmas, he freezes Speechless, and is forced down the Slide but the Nasty Elves and Grumpy Santa, Finally have the Courage to ask Santa what he wanted for Christmas. was a Red Ryder BB Gun, and Santa tells him " You'll Shoot your Eye Out Kid"? and Pushes Ralph down the Slide from Santas Big Boot saying Ho!Ho!Ho!

When the big day arrives, The 2 Boys are surprised by all the Presents they got for Christmas, including a lovely gift from his aunt that his mother just adores.who thinks Ralphie is a Girl, makes him a Pink Rabbit Suit, which makes his Whole Family Laugh. as Ralphie's dad tells his son to take off the Ugly Bunny Suit, having a sit with his Mom and Dad, The Father asks so did you get what you wanted for Christmas? Ralphie Shrugs his Shoulders and says Yeah? as the boy's father Surprises Ralphie with the Red Rider BB Rifle, making this Young Boys Christmas Unforgettable.
For those of you who Never seen this Movie? I Highly Recommend Seeing this Awesome Holiday Film.

Kick his Ass Ralphie!!!!

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FlashBack Review "A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)" Movie Review

Harold and Kumar!!!! I fucking love this Movie Trilogy of these Two Guys, if you are into Stoner Films, this Drug Related Comedy is for you, Harold and Kumar are Beyond Funny, like if you seen the First Movie, you know what I mean about the crazy Laughs and Smart Humor. When I seen Harold and Kumar: Go to White Castle, I was Instantly Hooked. Fart Humor, Weed Jokes and Nudity, what more do you want? Anyways!!! when I saw the Second Film, the Comedy was even more Funnier, even more Marijuana Smoke Scenes, Violence and Dick Humor.

Harold and Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay, Fucking Funny as Hell. I don't want to Spoil the Plots of these Movies, I very much Suggest you Readers watch these movies!!! Now for the Third Film. A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas Instant Buddy, Friendship, Holiday Classic. this One I would say was my Favorite of all the Three but that would be I'm Lying!!! Because all Three off these Movies are Fucking Great!!! I could never get Bored of Watching these kind of Films.

 SERIOUSLY!!!!! This Christmas Movie is not like Other Holiday Movies, Trust me I should Know? I was born on Christmas. No Freaking Lie About it!!! But who gives a Shit? anyways back to the Movie, This third movie had some Insanely Funny Scenes just like the Original Two. like introducing a Baby to Marijuana, Cocaine and Ecstasy in the same night, who thinks of crazy shit like That?

Had me Dying of Laughter, Two Dudes on a Search to find the Perfect Christmas Tree for the Holidays, Simply Genius. and I want a Waffle Bot for my Birthday.

Pancakes are Fucking Gay!!!!!

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"Horrible Bosses 2" Movie Review

Very very Funny Movie Horrible Bosses 2, and just like the first film, Fucking Hilarious!!!

I just gotta be Honest, Horrible Bosses 1 was the Best Movie, I just gotta say?

It had more Unforgettable Quotes and more Funnier Scenes, and Jason Bateman killed it, his Sarcasm is the Best. Charlie Day was Super Funny, with his Pitchy Voice and Loyalness towards his Wife.

Jason Sudeikis is another Favorite of mine, Sexaholic Bastard. Hahahaha!!!!

What made this Film good was that they kept the same cast from the First movie. Jamie Fox was kinda funny in this movie, I mean Mother Fucker Jones. Jennifer Aniston was Sexy and Funny at the same time, Another Sexaholic Bastard. Basically this Movie is about People Tired of always taking shit from people, and trying to be their own man, Nick, Dale and Kurt go into business for themselves. Creating an invention called the Shower Buddy.

which attracts the attention of a Wealthy Father and Spoiled Son, Whom invests in the Trio's product, then cancels their order and steals their idea. Now in Major debt and Searching for a Miracle, Nick, Dale and Kurt decide to kidnap The Business Man's Son and use him for Ransom Money to pay off their Serious Loans, but like the First Movie it becomes an Insane Roller Coaster Ride of Lies and Deceit.

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"KoRn" and "Slipknot" Concert at Mohegan Sun Casino Concert Review

I Recently went to The Mohegan Sun Casino for the Slipknot Tour and KoRn Performance, The Show was out of this World. if your a Fan like me, you know what I mean? KoRn opened up for Slipknot and I was going Berserk I was singing every single song they was Playing. like the songs they started with was Twist/Here to Stay and I was Like FUCK YEAH!!!!!! the place was packed.

People and Fans where all over the place going Insane, Rushing and Bumping each other, Crowd Surfing and Mosh Pits. Fucking Awesome!!!! and they Sung there new Song "Hater" from there new album "The Paradigm Shift". my Second ever time seeing a Rock Concert, was the best Christmas Present I could ever ask for. When KoRn was Done and throwing there Guitar picks and Drum sticks to the fans, Fieldy the Bassist of KoRn threw up his Rock Fingers at me and I was like FIELDY!!!!

"Twist/Here to Stay"

When Slipknot Opened up People went Absolutely Bunkers!!!! SERIOUSLY!?!

I know I was going Beyond Mad seeing my Favorite Band every since I was Sixteen, Performing and Seeing them clear as Day right in front of my eyes, I could not look away. They Opened up with there New Song "The Negative One". Fans went Fucking Crazy!!! Pushing and Shoving each other, and some I think were Fighting? when they where singing one of my Favorite songs like "The Heretic Anthem" I was like if your a Five,Five,Five your a Six,Six,Six, Fucking Spazzing and going Sick. This is one concert I could never forget for as long as I shall live, Thank you KoRn and Slipknot, for the Performance that will live in my Dreams and Thoughts Forever.

"My Plague"

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