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Wednesday, November 12, 2014

"John Wick" Movie Review

This Film Right Here is the Definition of Bad Ass, Keanu Reeves Killed this movie, SERIOUSLY!!!
He's an Ex-Hitman, who comes out of Retirement, and goes on a Vengeful Killing Spree, Tracking Down Russian Gangsters in the Streets of New York, Turning the city into his own Target Range.
Filled with Blood and a Large Amount of Bullet Holes, "John Wick" is the kind of Movie, Action people like, Filled with Guns, Ammo, and Dope Cars. I am a Big Fan of Keanu Reeves, Hands Down.
His films pull you in everytime, Like "The Matrix" and "Constantine". I really hope they continue making Awesome Action Movies like this, my Favorite Scene is when he goes into The Hitmen Hotel, that was a very cool scene, I don't want to Ruin the Movie for you People and Fans.
I Suggest Watching this Movie, I Really Do, a Film Filled with so Mouch Violence and Death,
Who Would'nt want to see that, Enjoy the Movie if you See it, Very Much Worth the 10 Dollars.
SERIOUSLY.


Saturday, November 8, 2014

FlashBack Review: Crank 2 High Voltage (2009) Movie Review

One of my all time favorite Sequels Crank 2 High Voltage, Don't get me wrong the The First Crank was Awesome, but for some Reason I like the Second Film more, I found it more Crazy and Extremely Entertaining, like how the movie continues from the First Film, was just Fucking Amazing, Jason Statham is one of my Favorite Action Actors in movies, with his funny British Humor and Kick Ass Fighting Scenes.
I don't know why? I just like his Movies, From "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels and 
"The Transporter". you can like put him in any Movie and it will be Awesome. SERIOUSLY!!!
anyways, back to talking about this Dope ass Film, if you see the scenes your just gonna Laugh and be Drawn in like Hypnosis, I'm not kidding. from Start to Finish of this film is an Action Ride.
this Flick is Definitely not for kids, Hands Down, Theirs Non Stop Cursing, Sex, Nudity, Violence and Murder. and how could I forget Self Mutilation. I shit you not!!! a Mexican Gang Banger is Forced to cut off both of his nipples for Failing to Kill Chev Chelios .
all I gotta tell you is, He is a man with never Ending Vengence to get his Strawberry Tart back ( his Heart ) and to have his Lovely ( Lemon ) Amy Smart, the Air Head, Bad Ass Stripper.and this man will stop at nothing to have them both.



Tuesday, October 28, 2014

FlashBack Review: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) Movie Review



One Classic True Story, That never gets old, After picking up a traumatized young hitchhiker, five friends find themselves stalked and hunted by a deformed chainsaw-wielding killer and his family of equally psychopathic killers. Visiting their grandfather's house in the country are hunted and terrorized by grave-robbing cannibals. What a Cult Classic, I should say. Leatherface aka Thomas Hewitt scared the shit outta me as a Teenager, SERIOUSLY.
 That one scene when one of the Idiot's goes inside of the Hewitt house, Leatherface Leads him in with a Pig Squeal Noise, and then Rushes the Dude and Bashes his Head in with a Mallet, that Scene Traumatized me. Till this day, so many awesome Death scenes in this Film, is it wrong that I was extremely happy when the Handicapped Fat Dude got Murdered by Leatherface, I was like Yes!!! Die you Fat Mother Fucker Die, Annoying Bastard. Thank you for Dying, anyways "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" will always be one of those Horror Movies I will always watch on Halloween.




FlashBack Reviews: Would You Rather (2012) Movie Review


"Would you Rather" this movie threw me off Guard from the Title, but when I was watching this movie,
I could'nt look away, SERIOUSLY. This Film right here is for all my Horror/Gore Lovers like me.
I haven't seen anything Sick like this movie in awhile, Torture, Brutality and Death all mixed together, 
"Claps Hands" Thank you. I love movies like this, Brittany Snow and Sasha Grey where in this movie kind of film which was a Surprise for me, Two Pretty Actresses getting Tortured and Shit had me on my toes,
Basically, this movie is about this Girl (Brittany Snow) who has money Problems and a Sick Brother,
And is in Desperate needs of having it to Help her Situation, so she is asked to come to this private Dinner,
And is Invited to play this game for Money, when she Arrives there are Seven other people attending, including her which makes Eight, to play the game "Would You Rather".
I don't want to give you the whole movie in Detail so I suggest watching this Crazy movie, it will have you on your toes, asking yourself who's going to be the Winner? Awesome Twist at the End, You'll be like Oh Shit!!!
                                                         No, not your Eye!!!!!!! you Sicko


FlashBack Reviews: Beetlejuice (1988) Movie Review

Oww!!! you want to see Scary? How's This?

I always wanted to Review this movie ever since I was a Kid, this movie right here was always close to one of my Favorite films growing as a child, Beetlejuice is one of those movies you will never forget? SERIOUSLY!!! in all my years till now I never seen a Film like Beetlejuice,This movie's Plot has to do with this Recently Dead Couple,trying to Scare and Remove their New Owners from there House, so they Hire a Bio-Exorcist to Remove these unwanted Guests named Beetlejuice played by Michael Keaton which was the most Perfect actor to play the Main Character "Beetlejuice"
With his unforgettable catch lines and Funny ass Humor, every actor in this Movie was Perfect. Director and Producer Tim Burton knew what he was doing from beginning to the end of this movie, with his amazing Clay Animation and Special Graphics, Amazing to watch his films, I love them all.
"The Nightmare Before Christmas"
                                                                     "Frankenweenie"
This movie is one of those films you could never forget. Especially the scenes, thinking to myself this movie really wasn't for children back in my era, I think? Like if you watch the movie closely you will notice certain things like Beetlejuice is a Womanizer and an Asshole, that's just my perspective? Anyways, I will never stop liking this Film and will show it to my Future Children, one day, but not right now. Good Job Tim Burton your the man.
Beetle Drink? uh Beetle Beverage?
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Australian Pink Floyd Band at Mohegan Sun Casino

Wow!!! What a Great Fucking Show. These Australians can SERIOUSLY Play some Pink Floyd.
I am a Huge all time fan of this Classic Rock Band. my Father got me addicted to there Music, Pink Floyd is a Legendary Rock Band with a Psychedelic Feel, that will have you in a Trance with there Guitar Riffs and Awesome Lyrics. but when I heard of an all Australian Rock Band Covering and Tributing all of Pink Floyd's songs I just had to Hear how they Sounded, The Original Band Vocalist of Pink Floyd said that this Aussie Band sounds Ten Times better than they do, which had me in Shock.
so Reviewing this band at the Mohegan Sun Arena and Casino, I was very excited to see this band. I had great seats, and perfect Sight of the Band which was great, when this band opened up with a Pink Floyd Original song like " Another Brick in the Wall", "Comfortably Numb", "Wish you were Here" and "Hey you" my all time Favorite Pink Floyd song.
I was singing and Head Rocking to every song this Aussie band was Throwing at us fans, This Australian Band Kicks Fucking Ass, Great job on Keeping these songs Alive. Awesome job Australian Pink Floyd Band you guys are keeping Real Rock Music from Dying.


Wednesday, October 15, 2014

"Dracula Untold" Movie Review


What a Bad Ass Movie, SERIOUSLY!!!! I very much liked the Story
Explores the origin of Dracula, weaving vampire mythology with the true history of Prince Vlad the Impaler, depicting Dracula as a flawed hero in a tragic love story set in a dark age of magic and war. I never knew you could make Histories Notorious Killer into a Good Guy?


If people know the True Story Behind Sadistic Ass Vladimir, then you agree how can he be Good?
I looked up This Psychopath, he Never Drink Blood from his Victims, like an actual Vampire. He would Dip his Bread in a Bucket of His Victims Blood, that's more Insane, on my part. Dude Eating Bloody Bread as if it was Gravy. That's a  True Psycho, anyways, back to the actual Movie. Vlad is this Prince protects his people from the Evil Turkish Sultan, OK? This Dude wants to overrun his land and Vlad's people, so an all out war breaks out, Killing and Murdering one another, very cool Death Scenes, Blood and Guts, and Impalement. 


Basically, goes to this mountain where the First Vampire is and Ask's for Help Against the Turkish Army, he Drinks this vampire, Blood from a Skull and has Unlimited Power and is Given Three Days for the Special Abilities to Wear off, but if the Thirst for Blood were to take over and if he was to drink his first Sip of Human Blood he would be a Vampire for all Eternity. I don't want to tell you the whole movie, so on my Opinion I suggest watching this Awesome Film in The Theaters, Because it was fucking Cool as HELL.