Black or White (2014) Movie Review

Black or white, this movie was your typical kind of film, based on racism and stereotypes. I found this film very boring and Drama based to watch, it was kind of like a freaking soap opera based on black people and white people. I find these kind of movies pretty lame and annoying, they really need to make better films and not so many flix on interracial love, biracial people and racism like "12 years a slave". Don't get me wrong 12 years a slave was a great film but this film black or white was basically a movie about a old white man taking care of his biracial granddaughter because her mother died during birth of this pretty little girl.

The movie is completely based on the little girl, but it drags on and becomes a court kind of movie and it became really whack and hard to watch because it was so freaking boring. I don't want to talk anymore about this movie because it sucked. I thought the little girl was adorable, and Kevin Costner and Octavia Spencer we're pretty good in this movie.

So readers and bloggers if you're into these kind of films you can watch them, because my job as a blogger made this movie hard for me to watch. Because it sucked really freaking bad.

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The Voices (2015) Movie Review

First thing I have to say about this film? I freaking loved this movie. Ryan Reynolds killed this movie "The Voices", I already knew this guy was funny, but in this film he was playing insane and crazy and making it hilarious. In the beginning of the film it was kind of boring but then I realized, Ryan Reynolds was in a movie, I figured I give this movie a chance at my attention, so during the film it starts off with this man who works at a toilet / bathtub looking company,and is extremely shy. When the man goes home it seemed normal, but when I noticed that voices were in the background, I was like who are those voices?

Bosco(Dog)-Jerry(Ryan Reynolds)-Mr.Wiskers(Cat)

the main character starts talking back to the voices, while the voices are in action you see a dog and a cat and both of them are talking? Like who wouldn't want animals who talk to you? Because I know I will always have a friend to talk to. The dog sounds kind of like a old school Western hillbilly and the cat talks like a dirty mouth Scottish man, right from the start I fell in love with the cat and dog. They both are fucking hilarious, the dog is the reason and the cat is the wrong, so they are both talking to the main character and trying to win him over.The cat resembles his evil conscience and the dog resembles his good conscience.

I'm So Sorry!!!!

I learned about that later on during the film. All I have to say is if you want to laugh and get freaked out a little bit this film is definitely for you. The movie is Corky and insane mixed up in a crazy batch. I highly recommend watching this movie because I loved it. Good job Ryan Reynolds.

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FlashBack Review "BloodSport" (1988) Movie Review

Bloodsport!!!!! My god I fucking love this movie. I watched it like fifty times with my old brother when I was like five years old. I could tell you this film from start to finish, seriously I really can? Me and my brother were obsessed with Jean Claude Van Damme movies. I am not fucking kidding you readers? Anyways back to the movie, basically this film is about a US soldier named Frank Dux.

Who is a martial artist wanting to for fill his Masters dreams by competing in this martial Arts competition called the Kumite. If you readers or bloggers never seen Bloodsport? I highly suggest getting some pop corn and a soda or a beer and watch this awesome movie. Van Damme was in his prime back in the 80's,

With his signature round house kicks and splits, and kicking major ass. If your a fan of Jean Claude Van Damme like I am you will know this old school Martial Arts Movie....

"BloodSport Theme Song"

Fight to Survive

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"Penguins of Madagascar" (2014) Movie Review

I Freaking Love This Movie!!! I could not stop laughing, from the beginning and to the end of the movie, well played out. I like how they continued the movie trilogy, and blended off with the other characters of the Madagascar cartoon movie. The Penguins where my favorite from the original movie and now given to them their own movie was awesome. The four penguins names are 

Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private.

This film right here will pull you in and not let you go. It was cute, cuddly and very very funny. Skipper and the private where my favorite. Basically this film is about the origins of how the Penguins met each other, so basically they are friends since childbirth and think they are special ops soldiers which is hilarious. I don't want to destroy the movie for you, so I suggest watching this awesome movie with your family or friends because this film is not only for children it could be for adults too...

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"Wild Card" (2015) Movie Review

I just finished watching , Jason Statham in his newest movie "Wild Card". Basically this movie is about a bodyguard, who goes and helps people solve their problems of what happened to them. While watching this movie? It was like watching a transporter movie. Don't get me wrong I love watching his films. But this film is like every other movie that he is in. We already know that jason is a badass? But they really need to give him better the roles, I completely understand He's Cool? That this actor plays well in action films. But I want to see him in some kind of film like his old movies. Like has anyone ever seen? Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels. Hands down one of my favorite movies with this actor in, like he is not really the main actor in this movie. But he was still awesome an unforgettable. Wildcard was it a good film with a good storyline, but I would have expected more? I'm not trying to dump on the movie? But I can see more from this actor jason statham. Like all of his films the fight scenes were incredible. We need to give him a movie kind of like a John Claude Van Damme films, that's just my opinion. But I do want people to watch this film. "Wild Card" was a good film and like all his other films.

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Street Fighter: Assassin's Fist (2014) Movie Review

Man oh man!!! This movie right here? Street Fighter:Assassin's Fist Brought me all the way back, as a child living back in New York. I remember playing Street Fighter 2  for the Super Nintendo. I remember like it was yesterday, that I could not get off of this game, playing with all these awesome fighters, like Ken, Ryu and Chun Li. Now seeing this movie made me feel that same way like I was playing the video game. From the beginning of the movie was like I was in one of the fighting scenes in the game, like if you were born in the nineties like me? You would know who ken and Ryu are?

Anyways back to this awesome movie. While watching this film I could not take my eyes off the screen, witnessing ken and Ryu fighting was extremely classic, like if you know the music from the video game you would love this movie. Man this is one hell of a movie I gotta tell you what? Basically it's based on the two main characters story on how they met each other and trained each other. And they show you how they grew to be best friends and learn the Hadoken Fire Ball from their Master, who also has a story that explains how the skill was created, and they tell the Story of the man called Akuma, who happens to be one of my favorite Street Fighters of all time, anyways if you like martial arts films this is the movie to watch!!!! 

I fucking loved it all the way through and will watch it again and again. I really hope they make more Street Fighter movies like this one, because it was beyond Fucking Awesome and I totally recommended and Urge readers or bloggers to watch this amazing film. Street Fighter will forever be one of the Best Fighting games of All time, next to Mortal Kombat....Hadoken!!!!

Kiss my Ass Bitch.Haha haha. Good job Capcom for making the best game ever...

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Who is Chris Abyss?

What's Up readers and bloggers, my name is Chris abyss I am a dark poet and deep personal blogger. Sorry for the long awaited introduction of myself, but I am a guy from the streets of New York borough the Bronx. I am a very down to earth kind of man with some serious, serious thoughts got built up in my head, which I express upon a pen, page or computer is everything that's within my mind. I love movies and music, but I really despise what today's politics are and what's going on today. I cannot stand to see how our government is treating our people today. Law enforcement and Soldiers Destroying Defenseless lives. This shit makes me Sick!!? I will continue to write and Blog. Try and stop me Bitch ass Government.

And no!!!! I'm Not down with anonymous, I just happen to like this mask LOL!!!!!

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